Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom deciding to marry a pastor she just met? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like how this mom made a spontaneous decision to tie the knot, you’ll make spontaneous decisions in our server that will keep you on your toes. Who knows, you might just find yourself building a chapel for your virtual wedding!

So come on in and join the fun! And remember, in this server, anything can happen – just like how anything can happen when your mom decides to marry a pastor she barely knows. It’s all in good fun, right? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players: 97/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Pixel Pot Parenthood

    Pixel Pot Parenthood
    yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

    but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

    so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 182
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

    TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

    Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

    We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

    Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

    But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

    And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

    So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 453 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

    Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

    Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

    Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • SisGripShutUpCraft

    SisGripShutUpCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you based on the size of your house! Unlike some snobby siblings, we embrace all players, big or small (houses, that is).

    Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!

    So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 852 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 1538

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • CreeperSurprise Minecraft SMP

    CreeperSurprise Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to unleash a horde of creepers on your worst enemy’s base! Our server is filled with chaos and mayhem, perfect for getting revenge in the most explosive way possible. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawn rates are so high, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time. So come join us and show your enemies who’s boss in the craziest way possible!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 48 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Endless Legions Commanded: 24

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • BlockyHeartbreaks

    BlockyHeartbreaks
    Are you tired of getting dumped for reasons like “we’re not compatible” or “it’s not you, it’s me”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, the weirdest reason someone will stop dating you is if you don’t build them a pixel art statue of themselves in-game. That’s right, forget about emotional baggage or communication issues, all you need to do to keep your virtual relationship alive is show off your building skills!

    Join our server now and get ready to impress your pixelated crush with your creativity and dedication. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the world of blocks and mobs. So what are you waiting for? Start crafting your way to a happily ever after on our server today!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Towns Built: 6
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 25 Mythical Relics Collected: 12

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • RedLineCraft

    RedLineCraft
    so, like, u know how Putin is all like “i set da red lines, u follow dem”? well, dis server is all about setting our own red lines, man. we don’t follow no Putin rules here. we make our own rules and we stick to ’em, ya feel me?

    we got veteran diplomats up in here, man. they been around da block a few times, know what i’m sayin’? they gonna show u how to stand up to Putin and set yo own red lines. ain’t nobody gonna mess with us on dis server, we too busy settin’ our own rules and kickin’ butt.

    join us if u wanna be a part of somethin’ epic. we ain’t scared of Putin or anyone else tryna tell us what to do. we stand tall, we set our own red lines, and we have a blast doin’ it. come on, join us and be a part of da revolution, man. ain’t no stoppin’ us now!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Minecraft “no sprinkles, just plain”

    Minecraft “no sprinkles, just plain”

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Minecraft
    Server Address 155.94.181.116:25565

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    What is the gameplay like on the server? In our world, every block is mined, every item is crafted, and every structure is built using raw materials you gather yourself. There are no shortcuts or enhanced features—just the classic gameplay that Minecraft was designed for.
    What makes the Vanilla server unique? The charm of our Vanilla server lies in its simplicity and the nostalgia it evokes. It’s a space where you can truly test your survival skills, build impressive structures one block at a time, and engage with a community of like-minded players who appreciate the game’s unaltered beauty.
    What can players expect to experience on the server? The excitement of discovering rare resources like diamonds, defeating challenging mobs, and the satisfaction of completing complex builds is unparalleled on our server.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Girl Power Minecraft Server

    Girl Power Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is all about women’s rights, degeneracy, and birthrates of the first world! Join us as we fight for equality and pop out babies like there’s no tomorrow!

    But wait, there’s more! We also delve into the nitty gritty of economy, corruption, dirtiness, infrastructure, and city planning of the third world. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and eye-opening? Join us as we uncover the secrets of why the world is the way it is!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and be a part of something truly unique and bizarre. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the world while you’re at it!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • NTR Minecraft SMP – Netorare General

    NTR Minecraft SMP – Netorare General
    Welcome to our Orc Toy Edition Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace chaos and madness!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of NTR in a virtual world. Post your “loyal” waifu and watch as the drama unfolds when you discover they might not be as satisfied with you as you thought. Will your waifu secretly hate you for being a cringy cuck? Only one way to find out!

    Bulls, come tease the cucks and enjoy watching their trust shatter with every post. Sneed and impregnate other anons’ waifus while they watch in horror. And don’t forget to make fun of their waifus for being horny cumdumpsters – it’s all in good fun!

    Waifus and Avas, this is your chance to post and see if any bulls or cucks take the bait. Ramble on about your love of big cocks and tempt fate by flirting with disaster. Will you resist the urge to cheat, or will you give in to the chaos of our Orc Toy Edition Minecraft SMP? Only time will tell.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • CraftyCaregiver

    CraftyCaregiver
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about taking care of anyone’s virtual parents? Look no further! Join our server where the only caregiving you’ll have to do is for your pixelated crops and animals.

    We understand the struggle of balancing in-game responsibilities with real-life obligations, so rest assured that you won’t have to deal with any unexpected virtual family drama here. Our server is a drama-free zone, unless you count the epic battles between players for resources and territory!

    So come join us and escape the stress of real life responsibilities. Build your dream virtual world without the worry of becoming a full-time caregiver for anyone’s pixelated parents. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • TipsyThoughtsMC SMP

    TipsyThoughtsMC SMP
    Have you ever been so drunk that you thought building a roller coaster in Minecraft was a brilliant idea? Well, welcome to our wild and wacky SMP where all your drunken dreams come true! Join us for a chance to show off your questionable building skills and make friends with other intoxicated players who also thought it was a good idea to play Minecraft after a few too many shots. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground rave party or a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (or maybe just empty bottles of booze). So grab your pickaxe and a bottle of your favorite beverage, because this SMP is about to get lit…literally.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 15

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • CraftyDateDisaster

    CraftyDateDisaster
    Are you tired of boring dates that end in disaster? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to escape the dating drama! Join us and experience a world where creepers are the only thing blowing up your chances of finding love.

    Imagine this: You’re on a date with a cute villager when suddenly a horde of zombies crashes the party. But don’t worry, our server has a team of fearless moderators ready to swoop in and save the day.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: On our server, you can build a love nest with your significant other and watch as the sun sets over the pixelated horizon. Who needs a fancy restaurant when you have a virtual world at your fingertips?

    So say goodbye to bad dates and hello to endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • NasrallahsNotHereLOL

    NasrallahsNotHereLOL
    LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HEZBOLLAH LEADER NASRALLAH COULDN’T HANDLE IT AND GOT REKT! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SURVIVE LONGER THAN NASRALLAH DID! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE FIREWORKS AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE TO GANGNAM STYLE! PLUS, OUR DIAMOND MINES ARE SO RICH THAT EVEN BILL GATES WOULD BE JEALOUS! COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SEE IF YOU CAN OUTLAST NASRALLAH!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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