Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cutting fruit is a crucial skill for survival! Join us and learn how to properly hold a knife while slicing through pixelated watermelons and apples.

We pride ourselves on teaching valuable life skills, like cooking and defending your spouse’s inability to cook. Our community is full of supportive players who will guide you through the art of culinary mastery, even if it means embarrassing you in front of your mother-in-law.

So come on down to our server and show off your knife skills while defending your honor against fruit-cutting critiques. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously dramatic?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 93 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15
Treasure Maps Found: 7 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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