Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cutting fruit is a crucial skill for survival! Join us and learn how to properly hold a knife while slicing through pixelated watermelons and apples.

We pride ourselves on teaching valuable life skills, like cooking and defending your spouse’s inability to cook. Our community is full of supportive players who will guide you through the art of culinary mastery, even if it means embarrassing you in front of your mother-in-law.

So come on down to our server and show off your knife skills while defending your honor against fruit-cutting critiques. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously dramatic?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Emeralds Found: 1046
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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