Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cutting fruit is a crucial skill for survival! Join us and learn how to properly hold a knife while slicing through pixelated watermelons and apples.

We pride ourselves on teaching valuable life skills, like cooking and defending your spouse’s inability to cook. Our community is full of supportive players who will guide you through the art of culinary mastery, even if it means embarrassing you in front of your mother-in-law.

So come on down to our server and show off your knife skills while defending your honor against fruit-cutting critiques. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously dramatic?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 98/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Mines Excavated: 3110
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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