Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cutting fruit is a crucial skill for survival! Join us and learn how to properly hold a knife while slicing through pixelated watermelons and apples.

We pride ourselves on teaching valuable life skills, like cooking and defending your spouse’s inability to cook. Our community is full of supportive players who will guide you through the art of culinary mastery, even if it means embarrassing you in front of your mother-in-law.

So come on down to our server and show off your knife skills while defending your honor against fruit-cutting critiques. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously dramatic?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 107/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 1
Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 87
Falling into the Void: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Insomniac Slumber Party: Where you can mine all night and sleep all day, no rest for the blocks!

    Insomniac Slumber Party: Where you can mine all night and sleep all day, no rest for the blocks!

    Insomniacs SMP – The Minecraft Server That Never Sleeps!

    Hey there, night owls! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s up and active 24/7, just like you? Then come join Insomniacs SMP—where creativity and adventure never rest! This is a Minecraft Bedrock server with plenty of add-ons to enhance your gameplay, and we provide links to all of them on our server.

    Why Join Insomniacs SMP?

    Active and Supportive Staff
    Growing Community
    Always Active
    Laid-back Vibes

    Server Staff

    Owner Billyjr(Definitely Real)
    Founder Fumi/Sam
    Co-Founder Deadpool
    Head of Admins (HOA) Cody
    Head of Staff (HOS) Existing
    Admins Existing, Cody, Deadpool

    Ready to dive into chaos and adventure? Join us now and help create and rebuild a world that’s full of excitement!

    Discord Link: https://discord.gg/9aQEP4XG3t

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    1. How do I join the server?

    To join the server, simply click on the Discord link provided above and follow the instructions in our Discord server to get access to the Minecraft server.

    2. Are there any specific rules on the server?

    Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must adhere to in order to maintain a fun and friendly environment. These rules are listed in our Discord server.

    3. Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    Absolutely! We welcome new players and encourage our current players to invite their friends to join the Insomniacs SMP community.

    4. Are there any specific gameplay modes on the server?

    Our server offers a variety of gameplay modes to cater to different preferences. Whether you’re into survival, creative, or minigames, there’s something for everyone on Insomniacs SMP.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 11 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Buildings Constructed: 22
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • MeowCraft Minecraft Server

    MeowCraft Minecraft Server
    > Join our Minecraft server and become the most fabulous player in the game! We have custom hairstyles, skincare routines, and even a bleach your asshole feature for that extra glow! Who needs women when you can be the hottest player in the virtual world? Join now and slay with your fabulousness!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 47
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Void Gems Collected: 40
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • The Space Cowboy Minecraft SMP

    The Space Cowboy Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is about to be hit with something so crazy, so mind-blowing, that you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

    Rumor has it that on October 10th at 3pm, something mysterious and unknown is going to descend upon our server. Some say it’s a giant pink unicorn with laser eyes, others say it’s a herd of flying pigs. Whatever it is, one thing is for sure – it’s going to be epic!

    Join us if you dare, and witness the madness unfold before your very eyes. Who knows what kind of chaos will ensue when this mysterious event finally arrives? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly unforgettable. See you there, if you’re brave enough!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 16 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Magic Items Found: 8456 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 21 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • SubredditSMP – What’s Yours?

    SubredditSMP – What’s Yours?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules (except for the ones we make up as we go along, of course).

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink llamas stampede through your base, knocking over all your chests and stealing your precious loot. Or maybe you’re out exploring the vast world when you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Anything can happen on our server, and we mean anything.

    But that’s not all! We have regular events like skydiving competitions where you have to jump off the tallest tower and try to land in a tiny pool of water below, or our infamous “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct the craziest, most outlandish structures they can think of in a race against time.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare for the ride of your life. Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. See you in game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • FerretFrenzyCraft

    FerretFrenzyCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of ferrets who have taken over the virtual world! That’s right, these furry little creatures have built an empire in Minecraft and they’re looking for new recruits to join their ranks.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our ferret overlords have promised to bestow upon all new players the power of unlimited diamond armor. That’s right, you’ll be decked out in bling bling like never before!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel on the server that leads to a hidden treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and emerald blocks. Only the bravest and most cunning players will be able to find it, so get ready for the ultimate treasure hunt!

    So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure with our ferret friends, join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, ferret-filled world!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 165 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Star Shards Collected: 248
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Holy Grails Found: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • SyriaCraft: Russian Base Raid

    SyriaCraft: Russian Base Raid
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, fam! We out here makin’ moves like Israel strikin’ near a Russian air base in Syria, but with blocks and creepers instead of bombs and planes, ya feel me?

    We got a whole lotta crazy stuff goin’ on in this server. Like, one time, a player built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs and started a whole new economy in the game. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive PvP battle that lasted for days, with players teaming up and betraying each other left and right.

    But wait, there’s more! We got secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, hidden portals to other dimensions, and even a talking cow who gives out quests for epic rewards. Plus, our community is super friendly and always down for a good laugh.

    So come on and join us, cuz this server is poppin’ off like a firework on New Year’s Eve. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Toothbrushes & Metal Tools

    Toothbrushes & Metal Tools
    join our epic minecraft server where dentists are banned and you can mine and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about your teeth! we have a secret underground city made entirely out of toothbrushes and dental floss, guarded by giant tooth fairies who will trade you diamonds for your cavities. our server is so lit, even herobrine is scared to log on! come join us and experience the craziest dental-free adventure of your life!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Animals Bred: 24 Alien Abductions: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 18

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Donut Hole Minecraft Server

    Donut Hole Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is a remake of a classic…but with a twist! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing llamas appear, throwing emeralds at you while singing “Baby Shark” in perfect harmony. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a massive watermelon eating contest with the Ender Dragon as the judge? The possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • PorchPiratePunisher

    PorchPiratePunisher
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the thieves who stole iPhones off someone’s porch? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the porch pirates would be impressed.

    Join our server for a chance to catch thieves, build your own security system, and protect your virtual loot. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a conspiracy involving Fed-Ex and cellphone thefts – it’s like a real-life mystery, but in Minecraft!

    But beware, not everyone on the server may have the same views on justice. You might encounter players who think stealing is okay as long as there’s a “backstory” or players who believe in consequences no matter what. It’s a battle of morals and Minecraft skills!

    So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a stolen iPhone case, join us now. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 New Chunks Explored: 408001
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • CraftyChristmasWishlist

    CraftyChristmasWishlist
    Are you tired of boring old Christmas gifts like socks and fruitcake? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can buy yourself the gift of unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear! Who needs a new sweater when you can have a shiny diamond helmet to keep you warm?

    Join our server and embark on a quest to find Santa’s secret workshop hidden deep within the North Pole biome. Rumor has it that Santa’s elves have been hoarding rare loot and it’s up to you to sneak past the reindeer guards and claim your prize!

    But be warned, the Grinch has also set up shop in the snowy mountains, stealing presents and causing chaos. Will you team up with other players to stop him in his tracks, or will you join forces with the mischievous Grinch and cause mayhem across the server?

    So forget about boring old Christmas gifts, come join our server for a holiday adventure like no other! Who needs a new pair of socks when you can have a pet polar bear to ride into battle?

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 14
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • ArmyCraft: Putin’s Pardon

    ArmyCraft: Putin’s Pardon
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Chimeras Created: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Magic Items Found: 5848
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Food Frenzy Minecraft Server

    Food Frenzy Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can stock up on food without fear of government agencies tracking you down? Look no further! Join our server and hoard all the virtual food you want without worrying about the alphabet agencies coming for you. We recommend stocking up on cheap canned goods and water to survive any potential disasters – whether it’s a zombie apocalypse or a creeper invasion. Plus, our server has a sister thread where you can discuss all your food hoarding strategies. Just remember, “Bump” is not gibberish – it’s a way of life on our server. Join now and start building your food fortress before it’s too late!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Buildings Constructed: 35
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Battle Standards Raised: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP

    The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

    Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 4433
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • MILFyBabysitAITA

    MILFyBabysitAITA
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law canceling on babysitting last minute? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Just like your MIL, our server offers to help you out, but with a twist – we actually follow through! No last-minute cancellations here, just pure gaming fun.

    Need a break from the chaos of parenting? Our server is the perfect escape! We’ll watch over your virtual adventures while you take a break and enjoy some quality gaming time.

    But beware, just like your MIL, our server has a few surprises up its sleeve. You never know what crazy challenges or unexpected events you’ll encounter while exploring our virtual world.

    So ditch the drama and join our Minecraft server for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as your mother-in-law’s babysitting schedule. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Void Armor Forged: 14
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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