MommaBearHospitalSlayin

Apology, appendix, Bath, bathroom, brother, comfort, dressing, family, female nurse, Friends, Gown, hospital room, insensitivity, MommaBearHospitalSlayin, opinion, privacy, Recovery, sensitivity, Son, surgery, underwear

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, you gotta join our Minecraft server! It’s so lit, even kids who just had their appendix removed wanna play on it! 😂

So get this, little Loren just had his surgery and he was like “I ain’t wearing no hospital gown in front of all these ladies!” 😅 He straight up kicked his mom, aunt, and cousin out of the room so he could get dressed in peace. Then the nurse came in and was all like “I’ll help you get dressed, sweetie” and he was like “Nah, my bro got me.” 🤣

His mom and the nurse were shooketh, they couldn’t believe he wanted them out of there! But hey, a man’s gotta have his privacy, right? 😂 And then his mom had the nerve to ask for an apology – like, girl, he just had surgery, let him live! 🤷‍♂️

So yeah, if you wanna join a server where even post-op kids know what’s up, come on over! We don’t mess around with privacy and we definitely don’t let nurses cramp our style. 😎✌️ #MinecraftMadness #PrivacyPlease

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Secret Passages Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Towns Built:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Towns Built:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	22	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	3
New Chunks Explored:	142402	Emeralds Found:	1775
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Buildings Constructed:	42	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	6101	Gods Slained:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ores Mined:	7885	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Mines Excavated:	1443	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3689	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Enchantments Applied:	188
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Alien Abductions:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Astrophobia RP

Roleplay, Whitelist

At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

AnimeSucht.com

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	6235	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Towns Built:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BlotCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	38543	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.