🤣🤣🤣 Yo, you gotta join our Minecraft server! It’s so lit, even kids who just had their appendix removed wanna play on it! 😂

So get this, little Loren just had his surgery and he was like “I ain’t wearing no hospital gown in front of all these ladies!” 😅 He straight up kicked his mom, aunt, and cousin out of the room so he could get dressed in peace. Then the nurse came in and was all like “I’ll help you get dressed, sweetie” and he was like “Nah, my bro got me.” 🤣

His mom and the nurse were shooketh, they couldn’t believe he wanted them out of there! But hey, a man’s gotta have his privacy, right? 😂 And then his mom had the nerve to ask for an apology – like, girl, he just had surgery, let him live! 🤷‍♂️

So yeah, if you wanna join a server where even post-op kids know what’s up, come on over! We don’t mess around with privacy and we definitely don’t let nurses cramp our style. 😎✌️ #MinecraftMadness #PrivacyPlease

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 109/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
Blood Moons Survived: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
Crops Grown: 7650 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Minehut

    Minehut

    Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 12
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • EcoCityCraft Economy

    EcoCityCraft Economy

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Hopela – Survival

    Hopela – Survival

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 12 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 498 Glorious Feasts Held: 13
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 97 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6
    Runes Activated: 3 Mines Excavated: 4743

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • MysticValleyCraft

    MysticValleyCraft

    Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 47
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 15 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 17

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Airidale Classic Prisons

    Airidale Classic Prisons

    Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 32
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 87
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • AusCraft

    AusCraft

    » JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Farms Harvested: 421 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 27 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Mirkovic Junior High School

    Mirkovic Junior High School

    Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 318376 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Simplex

    Simplex

    Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Love Letters Sent: 10
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Void Gems Collected: 40
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Farms Harvested: 404
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • ChocoHills

    ChocoHills

    ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • AwareNetwork

    AwareNetwork

    AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • HearthCraft

    HearthCraft

    HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Star Shards Collected: 68
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 34 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Middle School Oasis

    Middle School Oasis

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Alien Abductions: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Towns Built: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Minecraft Community Prison

    Minecraft Community Prison

    MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Sky Kingdoms

    Sky Kingdoms

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • MineTrade

    MineTrade

    MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 24
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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