🤣🤣🤣 Yo, you gotta join our Minecraft server! It’s so lit, even kids who just had their appendix removed wanna play on it! 😂

So get this, little Loren just had his surgery and he was like “I ain’t wearing no hospital gown in front of all these ladies!” 😅 He straight up kicked his mom, aunt, and cousin out of the room so he could get dressed in peace. Then the nurse came in and was all like “I’ll help you get dressed, sweetie” and he was like “Nah, my bro got me.” 🤣

His mom and the nurse were shooketh, they couldn’t believe he wanted them out of there! But hey, a man’s gotta have his privacy, right? 😂 And then his mom had the nerve to ask for an apology – like, girl, he just had surgery, let him live! 🤷‍♂️

So yeah, if you wanna join a server where even post-op kids know what’s up, come on over! We don’t mess around with privacy and we definitely don’t let nurses cramp our style. 😎✌️ #MinecraftMadness #PrivacyPlease

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 106/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged: 18 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
Buildings Constructed: 48 Dragon Eggs Found: 7319
Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 46 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • RiftLand

    RiftLand

    Server IP: mc.riftland.com Discord: https://discord.gg/riftland Website: https://riftland.comAbout this server: We have a custom resource pack for furnitures, decorations, and a lot more! We recently added this and are continuously expanding with things every day! You can have tons of fun exploring, building, and surviving in a world with no limits. Our friendly community is waiting for you, where you can buy and sell items, take part in events, earn free crate keys, and so much more! We want everyone to have a safe and enjoyable time, so our server is designed for players of all ages. Join us and let’s have some fun building, exploring, and making friends! Upgrade your perks with in-game money to unlock more homes, and other various upgrades!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • FarLandsMC

    FarLandsMC

    FarLands is a friendly semi-vanilla survival server with a few added extras to make gameplay more enjoyable. These include player chest shops, claims, /tpa and warps.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Zombie Dances: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Kingscraft Network

    Kingscraft Network

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Animals Bred: 147
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Buildings Constructed: 30
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Secret Passages Found: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • EpikLava

    EpikLava

    FOUNDED ON APRIL 23, 2019 A GIFT TO ALL CHILDREN AND PLAYERS OUR COMPLETELY INNOVATIVE SERVER FEATURES SURVIVAL EPIC BATTLES AND EPIC PLAYERS

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 155 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • The War of the Ring MC

    The War of the Ring MC

    Description: Step once more into Middle-Earth, and enter the War of the Ring. A team of enthusiastic and dedicated people have come together to bring forward the best Lord of the Rings MineCraft experience out there. Once you enter the world you will start your journey. Select the race you will play as: Mordor Orcs, Rohirric Man, Shire Hobbit and more. Enter into a protected marketplace, and begin your adventure. Go mining in the Misty Mountains for Mithril, or grow pipeweed near Hobbiton. Go seek the treasure of Erebor, or bend the knee to the Dark Lord in Mordor. Bring your friends or make allies to begin to earn Renown across the lands as someone to follow. Build your Seat of Power, and from their grow your armies until you are ready to wage war! Once you have become strong enough, you can become a true King! This is not a game that everyone will win, this is a war! Bring your intellect, cunning, and knowledge to the table if you have any hope of gaining a Ring of Power. Let alone the One Ring…..Step into Middle-Earth one more time at www.wotrmc.com

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Runes Activated: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Ores Mined: 607 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Finmine

    Finmine

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 50
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Pvp Legends

    Pvp Legends

    Welcome to our Minecraft Factions server! Immerse yourself in a dynamic and competitive world where alliances are forged, battles are waged, and land is conquered. Build your faction, strategize with allies, and engage in epic PvP encounters. Join us for an exhilarating experience where survival depends on both skill and cunning. Will your faction rise to dominance, or will you succumb to the challenges of this unforgiving landscape? Join now and embark on an adventure like no other!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Ores Mined: 2242 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Nucklung Junior High School

    Nucklung Junior High School

    Welcome to Nucklung SMP – a Minecraft server where your adventure begins and your story unfolds! Immerse yourself in the ultimate gaming experience, available on both Java and Pocket Edition. Our unique Lifesteal SMP is more than just a server; it’s a community-driven world full of thrilling features and endless possibilities.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Emeralds Found: 1747 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Wvnderland

    Wvnderland

    Welcome to our server! IP : wvnderland.apexmc.co We offer; Balanced player-based economy Custom map-arts by our players Grief prevention Player shops Public warps Player teleport commands Jobs Crates with custom items! Daily rewards A caring support team And much more!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 40
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 37 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Lightcraft

    Lightcraft

    > Welcome to Lightcraft! We’re a mostly vanilla server which lets you play how you like. Whether you’re a builder, PvPer, or just a casual player, you’ll find a place for you here. That said, cheating and hacks are not allowed.> Achievement-based Ranks Ranks are all free and include more benefits as you work your way up! We used a custom-made achievement system for claiming higher ranks. Earn achievements by simply playing the game, doing parkour courses, or even visiting certain areas!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Astral Projections Made: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • DreamCraftMC

    DreamCraftMC

    “Welcome to the DreamCraftMC, where the Minecraft experience reaches new heights! Immerse yourself in a world of excitement and innovation with our carefully curated selection of awesome plugins and special features. Discover gameplay like never before as you navigate through a server designed to deliver thrills, challenges, and endless adventures.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Magic Crystals Found: 16
    Star Shards Collected: 182 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • NightwolfMC

    NightwolfMC

    NightwolfMC is a casual Skyblock and SMP experience with the latest plugins and custom coding. It runs on 1.20.2 but is backward compatible with older versions. All players are welcome.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 13 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Elysium

    Elysium

    A Minecraft community where you can explore a world of endless adventures, play with your friends, have fun, participate in exclusive events and trade with a trading system created by the players themselves.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Void Gems Collected: 36
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 409

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Local craft

    Local craft

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 21 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • NobleRealms

    NobleRealms

    We have brand new Towny SMP and Pixelmon servers, join today to take part in the fun!This server includes custom Worlds, Towny, Player Shops, Quests, Player Warps, Custom Plugins, Boss Events, Custom Items, and more!If you want more information regarding NobleRealms just join our discord channel!discord.noblerealms.comCome have fun with us on the server join now! IP: play.noblerealms.com

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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