🤣🤣🤣 Yo, you gotta join our Minecraft server! It’s so lit, even kids who just had their appendix removed wanna play on it! 😂

So get this, little Loren just had his surgery and he was like “I ain’t wearing no hospital gown in front of all these ladies!” 😅 He straight up kicked his mom, aunt, and cousin out of the room so he could get dressed in peace. Then the nurse came in and was all like “I’ll help you get dressed, sweetie” and he was like “Nah, my bro got me.” 🤣

His mom and the nurse were shooketh, they couldn’t believe he wanted them out of there! But hey, a man’s gotta have his privacy, right? 😂 And then his mom had the nerve to ask for an apology – like, girl, he just had surgery, let him live! 🤷‍♂️

So yeah, if you wanna join a server where even post-op kids know what’s up, come on over! We don’t mess around with privacy and we definitely don’t let nurses cramp our style. 😎✌️ #MinecraftMadness #PrivacyPlease

Updated November 10, 2024

Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 15
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Hyversal

    Hyversal

    Hyversal is a network with the following game modes:

    * KitPvP * * Skyblock * * Practice * * Prison * * more releasing soon! *

    Forums: https://www.hyversal.net Webstore: https://shop.hyversal.net Community Discord: discord.com/invite/NaJdvzy

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Lirop

    Lirop

    Content: Concept & Worlds

    Concept: Lirop is a simple creative server that consists of 3 worlds. We don’t have a lot of “bells and whistles” but simply offer you exactly what you need to play Creative & Survival. We have properties and a world where you can play survival together on a vanilla map, but we’ll get to that in a moment. We don’t have a password or anything similar that you specify you have to look for before playing. With us you can get started straight away when you join. We hope that this description will convince you too. Worlds: We will now introduce you to our worlds where you can live your life out. Plots: The plots are the pieces of land on which you can let your creativity run wild. Every player receives Worldedit free of charge and without voting. So you can get started straight away build how you want. Creative; Size: 139×139 | Price: 100 likes Survival: Since we want to offer you a larger selection of options, we decided to create a map with pure survival for you. You can build, farm or even fight on this map together with friends, just like in single player without any plugins. Citybuild: A citybuild with roleplay and creative system will be planned – and implemented – in the future. There you can start families, build houses and build a life for yourself.

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Villages Defended: 14 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Zyncsmp

    Zyncsmp
    Server IP: Zyncsmp.us

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 43 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Cardboard Craft

    Cardboard Craft

    Welcome to Cardboard Craft!

    We have a few gamemodes including:

    Survival Creative Survival Games Bedwars

    As our player base grows, we will add more servers and gamemodes! Join us @ play.cardboardcraft.net

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Bloques Socialistas

    Bloques Socialistas

    Survival server.

    It has magic plugins, because we got bored with vanilla.

    We aspire to build a democratic space regarding the operation of the server, and we communicate through a Jitsi call.

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Ores Mined: 7518

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Creeed lifefuse

    Creeed lifefuse

    Creed SMP is a lifesteal smp where u gain hearts by killing players and loose hearts if u get killed by a players. Server contains lots of fun plugins which will make you a wondeful stay in our server. So what are you waiting for? hop on to the server for the adventure. Both Cracked and Orginal Account players can join and even bedrock players can join too…

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Potions Brewed: 127

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • SkyDead

    SkyDead

    SkyDead ip: SkyDead01.minhut.gg version: 1.12.2 to 1.15.2 we recommend 1.15.2 mode: survival (open) minigame (open) pvp (open) Factions (closed) prison (opened) In survival you will be able to purchase weapons

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Secret Passages Found: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • pengucraft

    pengucraft

    custom mobs and custom loot, custom spawners, mcmmo, kits, survival, custom plugins, jobs, trails, player shops

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 31 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Valtichub

    Valtichub

    Valtichub.comBOX-PVPNO KEEP INVBEST BOX SERVERAFK REWARDSVOTE REWARDS

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • FewFrands

    FewFrands

    Great Small survival server!

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 25
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • cybergrave.net – redpilled survival

    cybergrave.net – redpilled survival

    cybergrave.net is an unadulterated classical Minecraft experience with hints of playfullness and creativity. cybergrave.net is a place where gamers and gamerettes come to relax and enjoy themselves. It is an inclusive space for all peoples, but does not ensure any safety from uninclusive behavior such as hate-speech, racism, or any type of bigotry; no type of speech shall be supressed. cybergrave.net is your friendly neighborhood rabbi who coaxes you into a dark alley, only to surprise you with the works of Martin Luther. cybergrave.net does not recognize Israel as a legitimate state. cybergrave.net is a CIA psychological operation that we want you to know about. We are proudly hosted on the Island of Little Saint James, located in the United States Virgin Islands.

    We have one rule: Any attempts to affect the server’s integrity shall be met with swift and painful justice.

    We hope to see you soon, Thank you!

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 7282

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Vexmc

    Vexmc

    Welcome to VEXMC! This is a revolutionary OneBlock server, with tons of cool custom features and textures! Come online today to grind it out!

    DISCORD: discord.gg/vexobSTORE: store.vexmc.uk

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 80 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 7 Void Armor Forged: 26

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Project Magma

    Project Magma

    CompleteMC’s modded server. Mods: Applied Energistics 2 rv6-stable-7 Ender Core 1.12.2-0.5.74 IF 4.5.0.291 Ends IO 5.1.55 Extra Utilities Hwyla 1.8.26 Inventory Pets 2.0.3 Iron Chest 7.0.67 Magical Crops Core 1.0.2 ProjectE 1.12.2-PE1.4.1 Redstone Flux – 2.1.0.6

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Adenbey

    Adenbey

    You can support by voting

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Lava Central

    Lava Central

    We are a new Factions and KitPvP server. We plan on expanding to Skywars, Bedwars, and probably Skyblock, once we get an active player base.

    Game: mc.lavacentral.xyz

    Website: lavacentral.xyz

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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