🤣🤣🤣 Yo, you gotta join our Minecraft server! It’s so lit, even kids who just had their appendix removed wanna play on it! 😂

So get this, little Loren just had his surgery and he was like “I ain’t wearing no hospital gown in front of all these ladies!” 😅 He straight up kicked his mom, aunt, and cousin out of the room so he could get dressed in peace. Then the nurse came in and was all like “I’ll help you get dressed, sweetie” and he was like “Nah, my bro got me.” 🤣

His mom and the nurse were shooketh, they couldn’t believe he wanted them out of there! But hey, a man’s gotta have his privacy, right? 😂 And then his mom had the nerve to ask for an apology – like, girl, he just had surgery, let him live! 🤷‍♂️

So yeah, if you wanna join a server where even post-op kids know what’s up, come on over! We don’t mess around with privacy and we definitely don’t let nurses cramp our style. 😎✌️ #MinecraftMadness #PrivacyPlease

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found: 7607 Magic Wands Crafted: 19
Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 10
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Local craft

    Local craft

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Dragon Eggs Found: 3529
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15 Endless Legions Commanded: 26
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 64 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Mines Excavated: 4599 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • NobleRealms

    NobleRealms

    We have brand new Towny SMP and Pixelmon servers, join today to take part in the fun!This server includes custom Worlds, Towny, Player Shops, Quests, Player Warps, Custom Plugins, Boss Events, Custom Items, and more!If you want more information regarding NobleRealms just join our discord channel!discord.noblerealms.comCome have fun with us on the server join now! IP: play.noblerealms.com

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 1170
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • freakplot

    freakplot

    Fully crossplay compatible minecraft multiplayer SMP server. Anyone can play no matter the console! Join the discord for more information!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Potions Brewed: 89
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 10
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 43 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • LeviathanOG

    LeviathanOG

    The LeviathanOG community was created on 05.12.2016. The goal our goal is to create an environment as pleasant as possible to play and collect people who want to play on a well configured and placed server to the point.Forum: https://leviathanog.ro/forum/ IP: Play.LeviathanOG.Ro Store: http://magazin.leviathanog.ro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/C9u73cx5EQ

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Divine Spears Created: 17
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • VexalMC

    VexalMC

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Transcendence Survival Project

    Transcendence Survival Project

    We are a whitelisted minecraft server with custom and realistic terrain generation. The server is free to join, but you have to apply to be whitelisted. In addition we have added several vanilla+ elements to the server such as skills, classes, races, custom mobs and custom structures.We have a resource collection world as well as a build world. We have a communal/shared storage and resource gathering model. We have only community farms. No personal redstone farms or massive storage systems are allowed outside of the community area besides the Guardian Farm and Enderman Farms. Everyone is expected to take from the community storage as needed, but everyone is also expected to put back into the storage as much as or slightly more than what they took out.Build themes are dependent on the dimension in which you are building. High Fantasy/Medieval/Steampunk for the overworlds, Demonic for the nether, and sci-fi/cyberpunk for the end dimension.We are currently recruiting builders who are looking for a fun survival experience but who still want to build something big and beautiful. If interested, post an application on our discord!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 9 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Potions Brewed: 55 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • OhanaCraft

    OhanaCraft

    We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 New Chunks Explored: 798777
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Runes Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • GlitchNet

    GlitchNet

    GlitchNet is an SMP server with features such as: – Image item frames – Jobs – Daily rewards – Player warps – Player shops – Fly time – Spawners – Chunk loadersand many more!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Magic Items Found: 4863
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • NZ Server

    NZ Server

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3594 Magic Wands Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Renderite

    Renderite

    Renderite Skyblock MMORPG Hello everyone, welcome to the store of Renderite Skyblock. Renderite is a massive server with custom made functions like renting and merchants that includes an enormous map created by the mayor himself. —————————————————————————————- Why Renderite? Renderite was developed by Green and he spent approximately 1 thousand hours creating the map, scripts and updates. It is also funded well by the investors. We have no limits when it comes to player experience. Your idea is important for us. —————————————————————————————-

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 10
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Project New Tomorrow

    Project New Tomorrow

    WHO WE ARE: Project: New Tomorrow encompasses the historical and golden age of themed entertainment with the technological advancements of the 21st Century. It is a celebration of and a living tribute to the past, present, and future of the theme park industry. Our server, as part of our growing platform, produces quality digital products and experiences: “By the fans, for the fans.” Project: New Tomorrow is entirely nonprofit and worked on in our spare time.WHAT WE HAVE: When you join, you spawn right in the heart and soul of the Project: New Tomorrow server. Our server hub is the central destination for all of our featured offerings. Here you can enjoy relaxing attractions, shop for cosmetics, preview upcoming additions, and so much more! At the GamePlex, you can compete with your friends in a variety of themed minigames. On our Creative Server, you can create to your heart’s content with unlimited resources and large plots. Project: New Tomorrow has something for everyone.THE LEGACY COLLECTION: This offering is home to a unique celebration of the past that immerses you in a permanent exhibition of some of the most notable attractions ever created. With state-of-the-art audio, visuals, 3D Models, and other specialized techniques, the Legacy Collection allows you to travel back in time to experience legendary rides and attractions once again. Explore the history behind The Legacy Project as you step through projection screens in this educating, entertaining, and inspiring offering.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Magical Moments Shared: 11
    Enchantments Applied: 52 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Towns Built: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Billionaire City

    Billionaire City

    OUT NOW IN BETA JOIN OUR DISCORD to be updated and get the free OG Rank! THIS AWAITS YOU IN BILLIONAIRE CITY: – Optimized Economy System made for maximum competitiveness – Houses, Plots and Apartments that you can either rent, buy or lease to other players – A new and well thought-through Job system that will get you going right away We are looking forward to seeing you on the server!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Wilderness Tamed: 16
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Magic Items Found: 3424

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Germania

    Germania

    Vanilla Minecraft server with a friendly community, join to create your own nation or to just vibe. In order to join first you need to be whitelisted by joining discord server!https://discord.gg/AnZWq8yA7Y

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 23 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Enchantments Applied: 158
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Wilderness Tamed: 7
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46 Legendary Scepters Created: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • ComfyMC

    ComfyMC

    Awesome features such as: 1. Version 1.19.2 2. Anti Grief/Land Claiming 3. Keep Inventory / EXP 4. Awesome Voting System and Ranks 5. Jobs and Economy 6. MCMMO 7. Bonus Top Voters Rewards 8. Awesome Crates 9. Lottery 10. Auctions 11. Shops and Player Shops 12. Custom Enchants + more!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 36
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • SoFurry Minecraft

    SoFurry Minecraft

    SoFurry Minecraft is a vanilla minecraft server that strives to bring people close together for some fun, clean minecraft fun. We are a growing network, backed by the popular furry website, SoFurry.com. Everyone is welcome on our server, furry or not, and we have plenty for people to do; whether you want to work jobs to make money and buy things in player or admin shops, or if you want to level up skills to multiply your ores, the possibilities are endless!NOTE: We plan to expand into the modded minecraft scene by the end of the year, but until then, our vanilla server is more than happy to accept you!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 26 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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