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| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 5063 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 209 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Crops Grown: | 7779 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 44 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 179 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without anyone questioning your life choices. No more nagging about having children or needing to thank your mother for her support – on our server, you are free to be yourself without any judgment.
Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden dungeon in the game where you can battle endo monsters and collect rare items to help fund your virtual surgery. Who needs real-life financial support when you can slay virtual beasts for gold?
So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server out there, where you can leave all your real-life worries behind and just focus on having a good time. And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole for not thanking your virtual mom!
