come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll inherit is FUN! forget about that boring real life stuff, on our server you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. plus, we have a special feature where if your minecraft mom has symptoms of alzheimer’s disease, you’ll find extra rare diamonds in the game! it’s like a genetic jackpot, baby! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some serious adventure on our server. who needs real life when you can have all the fun in the virtual world? let’s goooooo!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 92/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 53
Dimension Hops: 15 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
Meteorite Armor Created: 29 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Goyslop Gaming: Where Procrastination meets Minecraft Madness!

    Goyslop Gaming: Where Procrastination meets Minecraft Madness!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can indulge in the finest goyslop cuisine while procrastinating from all your responsibilities!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle against zombie pigmen and build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks.

    But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a taste for goyslop. Will you be brave enough to face this mighty beast and claim the title of Goyslop King?

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and of course, plenty of goyslop!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Gods Slained: 0
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2024 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Basement Dweller’s Block Party: Where Virgins Unite!

    Basement Dweller’s Block Party: Where Virgins Unite!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we turn losers into winners!

    Are you tired of being a virgin loser in your mom’s basement? Well, it’s time to join our server and turn your life around!

    On our server, we believe in tough love. That’s right, you need to suffer if you want to achieve your life goals. But don’t worry, we’ll be there every step of the way to help you become the best version of yourself!

    Join our server and start grinding towards success. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a girlfriend along the way!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to your loser status!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Emeralds Found: 6208

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Blocky Banter Club: Where Superiority Reigns

    Blocky Banter Club: Where Superiority Reigns

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to experience the ultimate superiority on a Minecraft server like never before? Well, look no further because this server is the real deal!

    Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of zombie chickens come charging at you. But fear not, because on this server, you have the power to summon a giant flamingo to protect you. Yes, you heard that right – a giant flamingo!

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a unicorn through a field of rainbow sheep? Well, on this server, that dream can become a reality. And let’s not forget about the disco parties that happen every night in the nether. Who knew hell could be so groovy?

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the EPICNESS that is this Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 7 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Towns Built: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Endless Legions Commanded: 13

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Blocktopia: Where Reality Takes a Holiday

    Blocktopia: Where Reality Takes a Holiday
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where reality is just a distant memory and the possibilities are endless!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you a hug (or blow you up, but who’s counting?).

    Our server is so INSANE that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon throws the best parties in the End dimension – you won’t want to miss out on those!

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you – it’s escapism at its finest. Can’t you see? It’s not healthy to resist the urge to dive headfirst into this wacky, wonderful world of blocky adventures.

    Don’t be a square – join our server today and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 3427 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Animals Bred: 77 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Crafty420: Where Trump Cancels Rallies and We Build Worlds

    Crafty420: Where Trump Cancels Rallies and We Build Worlds
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even the president is too stoned to do a rally! Join us and witness thunderstorms being blamed for all the chaos, but trust us, it’s just our way of keeping things LIT around here.

    Rumor has it that the president himself is a regular player on our server, but don’t expect any coherent speeches from him anytime soon. He’s too busy building his own stoner paradise in Minecraft!

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even run into the president himself, high on life and building the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6506 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 42
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Normie Spawn: WTF Passion for Minecraft

    Normie Spawn: WTF Passion for Minecraft

    Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

    Are you tired of the boring modern world where people are obsessed with meaningless jobs and internships? Do you want to escape the mundane and enter a world where anything is possible?

    Join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild! Build insane structures, explore mysterious caves, and fight off dragons with your friends!

    On our server, you don’t have to worry about boring school or work. Instead, you can live out your wildest fantasies and create your own adventure!

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to the modern world of boring jobs and internships. Let’s have some epic fun together!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Enchantments Applied: 287
    Love Letters Sent: 15 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • KaijuCraft: Where OP and Ed meet /a/’s approval!

    KaijuCraft: Where OP and Ed meet /a/’s approval!
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is so cool, even the creepers wear sunglasses and dance to disco music while exploding! 🕶️💥🕺 2. The Ender Dragon has a secret talent for juggling diamond blocks while flying around the End! 🐉💎🤹‍♂️ 3. Our server’s spawn point is actually a portal to a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and unlimited diamonds! 🦄🌈💎 4. The villagers on our server have formed a boy band and perform daily concerts in the town square! 🎤🕺🎶 5. Our server owner once rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava, only to emerge unscathed and with a new pet magma cube named Fluffy! 🐷🔥🦠

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Alien Abductions: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • CraftyCreeperz – Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’

    CraftyCreeperz – Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the hunt for hidden treasures is more intense than searching for your lost weed! Imagine a world where you can split entire apartments into atoms just to find that precious green herb.

    Join us and experience the thrill of finding your girlfriend’s secret stash of weed, only to smoke it and leave her clueless. Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could lead to such hilarious antics?

    But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll uncover your own hidden treasures in the most unexpected places, like finding your weed under the keyboard of your PC. And the best part? Getting away with it scot-free while your girlfriend remains agitated “for no reason.”

    So come on, join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, mischief, and outrageous stories that you’ll never forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • ZestyTimmy’s LOLcraft Server

    ZestyTimmy’s LOLcraft Server
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where Timmy is looking zesty as ever! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, Timmy decided to build a roller coaster that went through a volcano filled with lava. And you know what? He survived! If you join our server, you can ride that roller coaster too and experience the thrill of dodging lava while screaming like a banshee.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon where you can battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils. How cool is that?

    So come join our server and witness Timmy looking zesty in all his glory. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 143 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Crafty Creepers & Co. – Are they uh

    Crafty Creepers & Co. – Are they uh
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where even the animals are in on the action! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through majestic forests, treacherous caves, and even encounter animals that seem to have a secret language of their own.

    But beware, not all creatures are as friendly as they seem. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of wolves who communicate through mysterious paw prints. Are they uh.. aware of what that paw print means? Only one way to find out – join our server and embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind the enigmatic animals of Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 335 Villages Defended: 11
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Horror Stories Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • FateCraft: Where Citra Nightly 2104 can’t ruin your fun!

    FateCraft: Where Citra Nightly 2104 can’t ruin your fun!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t crash on you like Citra Nightly 2104? Look no further, because our server is as stable as a creeper on a leash!

    Join us for unlimited fun and adventure, where you won’t have to worry about black screens or crashes. Our server is so reliable, it makes Citra look like a potato computer trying to run Minecraft on max settings.

    Forget about Reddit drama and community site lynchings, come join us for a smooth sailing experience that will leave you saying, “daijoubu”! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build some epic structures together!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 45 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Blocky Jerk Chicken: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    Blocky Jerk Chicken: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

    Are you ready to join a server where the Big Japanese Cock reigns supreme? Don’t worry, we’re not talking about actual chickens here (although we do have those too).

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a giant Big Japanese Cock appears out of nowhere and starts wreaking havoc on your creations. Your innocent black trad wife will be shaking her head in disbelief at the chaos unfolding before her eyes.

    But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to tame the Big Japanese Cock and ride it into battle against other players. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to keep an eye out for the Big Japanese Cock – you never know when it might strike next!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Rainbows Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Minecrafty Metaphors – /pg/ Server

    Minecrafty Metaphors – /pg/ Server
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is so awesome that even Aigis The First Mission is ported to switch and PC just to celebrate our existence. That’s right, we have that kind of power! – P5X was released in China because they heard about our server and just couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. – In September 2024, Persona 3 Reload Episode Aigis -The Answer- will be released because our server is just that influential. – Metaphor: ReFantazio will be released in Fall 2024, inspired by the craziness that happens on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! We have GUIDES, ART, MUSIC, STAGE PLAYS, PERSONA ISO, and even PERSONA CONCERTS all available for your enjoyment. And we’ve moved everything to GoogleDocs and the Internet Archive because we’re just that organized.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the madness! Who knows, maybe the next big thing will be inspired by your adventures on our server.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Ores Mined: 8425 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Crafty Prada Devil Server

    Crafty Prada Devil Server
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where fashion is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with GLAMOUR and STYLE as you navigate through our pixelated world of high fashion.

    Picture this: you’re wandering through our virtual runway, strutting your stuff in the latest designer gear. But wait, what’s this? A choice between two belts that look EXACTLY the same? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our FASHIONISTA experts to guide you through the toughest decisions.

    Join us and experience the thrill of discovering that your lumpy blue sweater is actually CERULEAN, not just any blue. Dive deep into the world of designer collections and military jackets, all while rocking your virtual runway look.

    So why wait? Come join us on our Minecraft server and show the world that you’re not just a player, you’re a FASHION ICON in the making. Who knew that pixels could be so chic?

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Star Shards Collected: 100
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Void Gems Collected: 16 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • CraftyAnimeNostalgia

    CraftyAnimeNostalgia

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the anime ops hit harder than a creeper explosion! 🤣🎮

    Join us and experience the INSANE power of our pre-2010 anime ops playlist while building your very own pixelated paradise. 🌟💥

    Ever wanted to fight off a horde of zombies with nothing but a diamond sword and a dream? Well, on our server, you can do just that! 💎🧟‍♂️

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why our Minecraft server is the ULTIMATE destination for anime lovers and gaming enthusiasts alike! 🚀🎉

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Farms Harvested: 777 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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