come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll inherit is FUN! forget about that boring real life stuff, on our server you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. plus, we have a special feature where if your minecraft mom has symptoms of alzheimer’s disease, you’ll find extra rare diamonds in the game! it’s like a genetic jackpot, baby! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some serious adventure on our server. who needs real life when you can have all the fun in the virtual world? let’s goooooo!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 110/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent: 19 Divine Scrolls Written: 24
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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