Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz Russia done bribed over 130,000 peeps in Moldova to stop them from joining the EU. Like, what even?! You gotta come join us and help us fight against this madness in the virtual world of blocks and creepers. Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base that’s straight outta a spy movie. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. Join now before Putin tries to shut us down!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 104/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters: 5905 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
Magical Moments Shared: 9 Holy Grails Found: 4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY