Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz Russia done bribed over 130,000 peeps in Moldova to stop them from joining the EU. Like, what even?! You gotta come join us and help us fight against this madness in the virtual world of blocks and creepers. Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base that’s straight outta a spy movie. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. Join now before Putin tries to shut us down!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed: 67 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Magic Items Found: 7670
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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