Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz Russia done bribed over 130,000 peeps in Moldova to stop them from joining the EU. Like, what even?! You gotta come join us and help us fight against this madness in the virtual world of blocks and creepers. Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base that’s straight outta a spy movie. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. Join now before Putin tries to shut us down!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
Epic Battles Fought: 7 Rainbows Spotted: 10
Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Reality Warps Survived: 0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY