Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz Russia done bribed over 130,000 peeps in Moldova to stop them from joining the EU. Like, what even?! You gotta come join us and help us fight against this madness in the virtual world of blocks and creepers. Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base that’s straight outta a spy movie. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. Join now before Putin tries to shut us down!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
Falling into the Void: 2 Emeralds Found: 9741
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY