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ItalyCraft – No Surrogacy, Just Fun! Minecraft Server

adoption, anti-surrogacy law, controversial, discrimination, Family Law, fertility, Fun, gay couples, HUMAN RIGHTS, italy, Italy news, ItalyCraft, legal restrictions, legislation, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, parenthood, parents, reproductive rights, same-sex couples, Server, Social Issues, surrogacy, surrogacy ban

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can ride rainbow unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. plus, we got this secret underground disco party where the DJ is a talking cactus. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a land where pizza grows on trees and pasta falls from the sky. it’s like, totally insane, dude. come join the fun before the evil llamas take over the world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

NATOcraft: Zelensky’s Victory Plan

Alliance, Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, military strategy, national security, NATO membership, NATOcraft, Peacekeeping, Plan, Politics, president, SECURITY, strategic planning, Ukraine, Victory, victory plan, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

lol ok so like this server is the bomb diggity, like zelensky revealing his victory plan but in minecraft form. we got crazy battles and epic quests, like joining nato but in a blocky world. u gotta join this server if u wanna be a true warrior and conqueror, just like zelensky. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so why wouldn’t u wanna be a part of this madness? come join us and let’s make history, one block at a time!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Santa’s Dark Delivery Service

BELIEF, child labor, chimney, christmas, controversy, Dark, Delivery, Ethics, folklore, gift giving, holiday, legend, morality, Myth, naughty or nice, north pole, obesity, reindeer, Santa Claus, Santas, service, tradition, trespassing

hey u, ya u, do u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well u should cuz it’s like santa claus on steroids, but not the good kind of steroids, like the ones that make u eat too many cookies and break into people’s houses.

on dis server, u can be like santa claus but without all the creepy stuff. u can build ur own workshop and make toys for all the little minecraft villagers. u can even have ur own team of reindeer to fly around and deliver presents.

but watch out, there’s a grinch on the loose who’s trying to steal all the presents and ruin christmas for everyone. u gotta team up with ur friends and stop him before it’s too late.

so come join dis server and spread some holiday cheer, or else santa might put u on the naughty list. ho ho ho!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Nano Fat Blocker Server

animal testing, Blocker, dietary intervention, digestive system, experimental treatment, fat, fat absorption, gastrointestinal health, Health Innovation, high-fat diet, lipid absorption, lipid metabolism, Medical research, mice study, Nano, nanotechnology, novel therapy, obesity prevention, obesity treatment, oral nanotherapy, pharmaceutical development, Server, Small intestine, weight management

haha, dis server is like dat new oral nanotherapy but for ur minecraft experience, yo! we make ur small intestine (aka ur minecraft skills) absorb less fat (aka bad stuff) so u can avoid obesity (aka being a noob) and be a pro gamer! join us and level up ur minecraft game like never before, cuz we got da magic potion to make u unstoppable! come on, don’t be a mouse, be a lion in dis crazy minecraft jungle!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Snormines

Creative, Custom Mobs, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, PvP, Questing, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Server IP – Copy to Minecraft Client to Play: play.snormines.net

Snormines is a network -in built server.

LIFESTEAL SEASON 1 – Just Released!

– Clans – Grindy Economy – No P2W – Building community – 10k x 10k Maps

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

gravityfalls MC

1.21, alliances, Anarchy, battle, betray, Community, Discord, Empires, Events, gravityfalls, Hardcore, ip address, Lag-free, Legacy, Minecraft, Performance, PvP, ruthless, Server, Survival, Vanilla

Survival Anarchy 1.21 A Minecraft Vanilla 1.21 Server

Welcome to gravityfalls! The Ultimate Minecraft 1.21 Anarchy Experience

Dive into true Minecraft anarchy with no rules . Play on the latest version, Minecraft 1.21, with top-tier performance for lag-free gameplay. Join a thriving community of anarchists where you can form alliances, build empires, or betray your friends. Expect occasional events that add unique twists to the classic experience.

Server Details:

IP Address: gravityfalls.ch Version: Minecraft 1.21 Discord: https://discord.gg/5pyfeG5Hq8

Prepare for battle and carve out your legacy in the most ruthless Minecraft server ever!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9911	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Farms Harvested:	320	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Chase Me Minecraft Server

attraction, Characters, chase, chemistry, compatibility, Crush, date, DATING, dream date, FANTASY, Favorite, long term relationship, love interest, Minecraft, most, On Your Tail, Personality, Preferences, relationships, Revealed, romance, Server, Traits

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with eligible Minecraft characters just waiting to be your pixelated love interest! From the charming Steve to the mysterious Enderman, you’ll never run out of options for your virtual dating adventures. Join now and find your blocky soulmate!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

””/inDIeS/”’ Minecraft SMP

content creators, creative content, Digital Media, Entertainment, ESPAÑOL, Hispanic, indie, indie artists, indies, Latinx, Live streaming, Minecraft, Online Community, online personalities, online presence, smp, spanish language, Spanish-speaking, streaming, video games, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone speaks English? Do you want to join a community of Spanish-speaking indie VTubers who are taking over the virtual world one block at a time? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughter as we build, mine, and explore together. Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself tried to join, but we had to ban him for griefing (typical Herobrine).

But don’t worry, we have plenty of room for new members who are ready to bring their A-game and show off their building skills. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring snacks – then you might regret it a little). See you in the game, amigos! 🌵🦙🎮

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	43582	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Void Armor Forged:	25	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CousinCraft Minecraft Server

Babysitting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, cousin, CousinCraft, Cultural differences, Decision making, event planning, Expectations, family, family dynamics, generational gap, grandmother, loyalty, Minecraft, perspective, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Support, Wedding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic castle in all the land!

Join us and escape the madness of real life, where grandmas try to sabotage weddings and cousins bite people at the arcade. On our server, you can create your own world where crazy relatives can’t ruin your fun.

Forget about choosing between “real” cousins and “fake” cousins – on our server, everyone is family and we all work together to create amazing builds and have a great time.

So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next! No need to worry about being called disrespectful or unfillial here – just let your creativity run wild and have a blast!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

GrannyCraft: Parental Drama Edition

BETRAYAL, Communication, Decision making, Drama, Edition, family conflict, family dynamics, family history, forgiveness, generational divide, Grandparents, GrannyCraft, health issues, legal rights, love, medication costs, moving out, Parental, Parental authority, parents, relationships, Resentment, sibling relationships, Support

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as wild as the creeper explosions! Join us for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a world where the only drama is whether you’ll survive the night or not!

🤪 Looking for a server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster? Look no further! Our server is filled with more plot twists than a soap opera, with family feuds, lawsuits, and bitter grudges that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman!

😜 Want to join a server where the only thing more unpredictable than the weather is the family dynamics? Then hop on board and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships more complicated than redstone contraptions!

🤩 So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure that will make you question your own family dynamics! Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness drama that puts the Kardashians to shame? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate family feud!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

DollarGenie’s Minecraft Fun

abundance, choose, Dollar, DollarGenies, dream, FANTASY, fantasy world, financial gain, fortune, Fun, génie, Magic, Magical powers, make money, manifestation, Minecraft, MONEY, Riches, Supernatural, unlimited wealth, wealth, wish, wish fulfillment

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where a magical genie is waiting to grant you one dollar for every block you mine! That’s right, just swing your pickaxe and watch the cash flow in. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it and become a Minecraft millionaire in no time!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground cave filled with rare treasures and enchanted loot. Legend has it that whoever finds the hidden treasure room will be granted three wishes by the genie. So start digging, exploring, and racking up those dollars to uncover the ultimate prize!

Join us now and start your journey to riches and wishes on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knew mining could be so profitable and magical at the same time?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	214
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

NukeCraft Server: Ukraine Edition

Asia, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, firm response, foreign affairs, geopolitical tensions, GLOBAL RESPONSE, government policy, international relations, military aggression, military intervention, North Korea, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, peace talks, sanctions, security council, Server, Ukraine, united nations, War

lol do u like drama? do u like action? then join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine vs n.korea war every day! come build ur own bunker and defend against the evil n.korean invaders who are trying to take over the server! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this intense battle for survival! join now for all the chaos and mayhem u could ever want in a minecraft server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Enchantments Applied:	275	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Ores Mined:	9743

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Hezbollah’s Redstone Arsenal

Advanced, arms cache, Arsenal, Bunker, Conflict, Defense, discovery, hezbollah, Hezbollahs, intelligence, international relations, investigation, Israeli forces, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Redstone, Russian weapons, SECURITY, south Lebanon, Uncover, Uncovering, WARFARE, WEAPONRY

Yo, listen up gamers! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz we got Israeli Forces uncovering Russian weapons in Hezbollah’s advanced South Lebanon bunker! Like, whoa, that’s some next level stuff right there. Imagine exploring that bunker in Minecraft, finding all kinds of crazy weapons and secrets. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in blocky pixel form. Plus, you never know what other insane adventures await you on this server. So come on, join now and let’s uncover some epic loot together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

ForgetfulCraft: Survival Boosters

aging, Alzheimer’s disease, Boosters, brain function, brain health, clinical trials, cognitive decline, dementia, disease-modifying, Drugs, ForgetfulCraft, Healthcare, medical advancements, Memory Loss, mental health, neurodegenerative, neurological disorders, neurology, pharmaceuticals, research, Survival, Survival time, Treatment

lol come join our minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give u hugs instead of blowing up ur house. also all the diamonds u find are actually chocolate diamonds that u can eat for a power boost.

we have a secret underground village where the villagers are all secretly werewolves and will transform under the full moon to protect u from any zombie attacks.

if u build a house out of pink wool, u will attract a magical unicorn that will grant u three wishes. but be careful, if u wish for something too crazy like a flying pig, the unicorn might turn u into a flying pig instead.

we also have a giant maze made entirely out of cake, but be careful not to eat too much or u might get stuck in the maze forever.

so come join our server and experience all the wacky and wild adventures that await u!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 FILE ERA 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 Minecraft server

administration, Blank Card, donation, FILE ERA, Minecraft, Server, Stability, Survival

I’ve been looking for a server to play with friends for a long time, but there are only garbage dumps around?

come to our server!

advantages:

1) blank card

2) donation does not solve

3) tube survival and nothing extra

4) responsive administration!

5) stability

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3