MissileMayhemCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Radioactive Neuroblastoma Protection Server

cell damage, cell protection, cell research, DNA damage, DNA protection, exposure durations, exposure effects, human cells, human health, menadione, menadione exposure, neuroblastoma, neuroblastoma cells, oxidative damage, oxidative DNA damage, Oxidative Stress, Protection, Protective Effects, radioactive, radiofrequency, radiofrequency exposure, research, Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5515
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the power of radiofrequency exposure will protect you from all the dangers of the game! forget about creepers blowing up your precious builds, with our special technology, you’ll be safe from all harm.

our players have reported feeling invincible after just a few hours of gameplay, thanks to the magical properties of radiofrequency exposure. no need to worry about pesky menadione causing oxidative DNA damage, we’ve got you covered!

join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and of course, the ultimate protection from all the baddies in the game. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience minecraft like never before. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the madness today!

I dont now Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Exploration, Factions, Friends, Fun, Gaming, I dont now, java edition, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5165
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2229	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

The owner of the server “I dont now” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

idontnowt.aternos.me:14927

Carnival Adventure 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adventure, attraction, BIZARRE, Carnival, circus, clowns, costume, desire, Entertainment, FANTASY, fear, fetish, humor, kink, Laughter, makeup, Performance, role-play, sex, strange, taboo, Unconventional

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8164
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76
Buildings Constructed:	24	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Farms Harvested:	506	New Chunks Explored:	879773
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Hey bros, you won’t believe the wild shenanigans happening on this Minecraft server! Imagine this: sex with clowns! Yeah, you heard me right. Clown lovin’ in Minecraft, who would’ve thought? Join for a truly unforgettable experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game. Don’t miss out on the chance to get freaky with those colorful, floppy-shoed jesters. It’s a whole new level of absurdity that you never knew you needed in your life. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let the clown love begin!

Dad’s Rual Cabin Minecraft Server

breathalyzer, Cabin, Camera, car battery, court ordered, Dads, Driving, dwi, family, iritated, Minecraft, Mountain, off the grid, off the grid cabin, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, Rual, rural cabin, Safety, Scared, Server, Sobriety, suspended license, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1746
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Holy Grails Found:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about drunk driving dads or breathalyzers in cars! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and no court-ordered breathalyzer drama.

On our server, you can explore off-the-grid cabins without any car battery troubles or random breathalyzer beeps. Build your own mountain hideaway, far away from any irritable dads or uncomfortable driving situations.

Don’t be scared to say no to driving duties on our server – we’re all about having fun and enjoying the game without any real-life stress. So come join us and leave the breathalyzers behind – unless you want to build a hilarious breathalyzer-themed build, then go for it!

MIL-Free Zone Craft

#breastfeeding, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Craft, Cultural differences, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, family relationships, grandparenting, in-law relationships, Manipulation, MILFree, mother-in-law, narcissistic behavior, newborn, parenting, personal boundaries, self-care, support system, toxic relationships, working mom, Zone

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5535
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Crops Grown:	3020
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	84

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my MIL’s antics!

We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from MILs who think they know everything about parenting to partners who believe their manipulative lies. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like trying to navigate a relationship with a narcissistic MIL.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got passive-aggressive notes, eye-rolling, and unsolicited parenting advice galore. And don’t forget the classic move of watching your baby cry with a smirk – it’s all part of the fun on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than dealing with a difficult mother-in-law. Just remember, in this server, drama is always on the menu.

LePenCraft96

aged 96, anti-immigration, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, death, european politics, extremist, far right, France, French politics, Jean-Marie Le Pen, Le Pen family, leader, Legacy, LePenCraft96, National Front, nationalist, nationalist movement, political figure, political ideology, right wing

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8795
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN JEAN-MARIE LE PEN WOULD’VE WANTED TO PLAY IT.

IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE EVERY BLOCK IS MADE OF FRENCH BAGUETTES AND THE MOBS ARE ALL WEARING BERETS. YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CROISSANTS AND RIDE AROUND ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET FULL OF MACARONS.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH CHEESE MAZES AND ESCARGOT RACING TRACKS. YOU CAN EVEN BATTLE GIANT ESCARGOTS FOR LOOT THAT’S AS RICH AS A BOTTLE OF FINE WINE.

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW TOO MANY BAGUETTES). RIP JEAN-MARIE LE PEN, YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS SERVER.

Home Phone Hideout

cell phone, Communication, communication devices, Deception, digital age, Friends, HIDEOUT, home, home phone, location services, lying.., personal information, personal safety, Phone, privacy, privacy concerns, privacy risks, SECURITY, social norms, societal changes, strangers, technological advancements, Technology

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	366
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Votes:	9666
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Divine Spears Created:	30
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and madness! we have so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

imagine a world where creepers ride pigs and skeletons do the macarena while shooting arrows at you. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep music. you can join them if you can find the hidden entrance behind the giant cactus.

our server is so epic, even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. watch out for flying chickens and exploding sheep!

if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen and nothing makes sense, then this is the server for you. come join us and let the madness begin!

Green Tea Kingdom

Ad, cerebral white matter lesions, Consumption, Drinking, green tea, Green.., Kingdom, new findings, prevent dementia, tea, three or more glasses per day, vascular dementia

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3813
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	8375	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	20

so like, if you wanna keep your brain all smart and stuff, you gotta join our minecraft server! we got green tea on tap, like literally flowing through the blocks. and get this, drinking three or more glasses a day can prevent dementia! who knew minecraft could be so good for your brain, right? come join us and level up your brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? join us now and start sippin’ on that green tea goodness!

Frostwood Valley 1.21.4

1.21.4, died, Frostwood, fuwamoco, long tail tags, mornings, Valley

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	998
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Dimension Hops:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn party on steroids!

Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.

You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.

Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!

StinkyFeetGFEXIT

adulting, awkward conversations, awkward situations, body odor, Boundaries, communication styles, couple dynamics, couples teasing, healthy relationships, hurt feelings, hygiene habits, personal boundaries, personal hygiene, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, Self Respect, self-care, smelly feet, stinky feet, StinkyFeetGFEXIT, teasing in relationships

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7769
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magic Items Found:	8926	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
New Chunks Explored:	879327	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Chimeras Created:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the stench of real life? Well, look no further! Our server is so fresh and clean, you won’t have to worry about any smelly feet ruining your gaming experience.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!

Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AnimeHaterMC SMP

Anime, Anime Community, Anime Creators, anime critics, anime culture, anime debate, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime genre, anime haters, anime industry, anime lovers, anime preferences, anime production, anime recommendations, Anime Series, anime shows, AnimeHaterMC, controversial, Existence, opinion, smp

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2573
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest place ever! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on creepers! It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

5MilTaxBracketCraft

5MilTaxBracketCraft, economic inequality, economic policy, financial disparity, fiscal policy, fiscal responsibility, government revenue, high earners, income disparity, income inequality, income tax, Millionaires, progressive taxation, tax bracket, tax code, tax policy, tax reform, tax system, top earners, wealth distribution, wealth gap

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5845
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Divine Spears Created:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Are you tired of being taxed like a peasant while the ultra-rich get away with paying next to nothing? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special tax bracket just for players who earn over $5 million annually! That’s right, no more feeling like a mere mortal when you can join the elite few who pay their fair share (or not)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Tax Evasion Dungeon, where players can battle their way through hordes of IRS agents and tax collectors to claim their rightful tax breaks. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at the Tax Fraud Casino, where the odds are always in your favor (wink, wink).

So why settle for boring old tax brackets when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of evading taxes like a true high roller? Join now and start living the tax-free life you’ve always dreamed of!

Putin’s Puppet Minecraft Server

allegations, Allies, Apologize.., Apology, Belarus, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Leaders, Lukashenko, military actions, Minecraft, Politics, president, puppet, putin, Putins, Server, strikes, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8624
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Votes:	2699	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Buildings Constructed:	35

so like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell you, it’s crazier than zelensky claiming putin’s bff lukashenko called to apologize for launching strikes from belarus. like, can you imagine? lukashenko being all like “its not me, it’s putin” and zelensky just like “whaaaat?”

anyways, our server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn? yeah, it’s real.

plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that make you invincible.

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, it’s not lukashenko, it’s putin.

CraftyARFIDLand

adolescents, Adults, anorexia, ARFID, children, common, CraftyARFIDLand, Diagnosis, Disorder, eating disorder, emotional, food aversion, mental health, picky eating, Psychological, Recovery, restrictive eating, Support, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1638
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	7956
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN HEROBRIEN WOULD BE JEALOUS? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, CUZ OUR SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A CREEPER!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, LIKE, LITERALLY. OUR MINES ARE SO RICH, YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN BLING BLING IN NO TIME.

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN FLY. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. FLYING PIGS.

OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A PROFESSIONAL BALLET DANCER? YEAH, HE’LL PUT ON A SHOW FOR YOU WHILE YOU FIGHT HIM.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE. PLUS, OUR RESIDENT VILLAGER IS A MASTER CHEF WHO MAKES THE BEST DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED CAKE YOU’LL EVER TASTE.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T TOGETHER!

Wrist Flex Fails | Brain Safety First

Accuracy, Body, body’s movement, Brain, brain’s accuracy, brain’s estimation, brain’s prioritization, Fails, flex, flexibility, internal representation, Limits, Mobility, mobility limits, movement range, Precision, Safety, true flexibility, true range, Underestimate, wrist

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5097
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	39

haha join dis epic minecraft server where u can build and mine with ur wonky wrist flexiblity! our server is so crazy, ur brain will be like “woah, i didn’t know i could move like dat!” come join us and see how ur brain underestimates ur wrist’s true flexiblity.

we got crazy builds and insane challenges that will make u question reality. our brain prioritize safety over precision, but who needs safety when u can have fun in minecraft! come join us and let’s see how far we can push our wonky wrists together!

Players:	108/1000	Votes:	305
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7