come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most insane missile package to force russia to talk to us, just like Zelensky in Brussels! we have explosions, chaos, and lots of drama just like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers! join now to be part of the most intense diplomatic negotiations in minecraft history! who needs real life when you can be a part of this crazy adventure?!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 1
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • LoveCraft SMP

    LoveCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old relationships and intimacy in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we bring back the ancient art of wooing your crush with diamonds and building heart-shaped houses together! Forget about boring date nights, on our server, you’ll be battling mobs together, going on epic adventures, and even having romantic picnics on mountain peaks.

    Join us if you want to experience love in a whole new way in Minecraft. Who needs flowers and chocolates when you can give your partner a rare enchanted sword or a pet creeper? Love is in the air on our server, so come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Enchantments Applied: 154
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Titanic Battles Fought: 30

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • MineCrafty2024

    MineCrafty2024
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventure of your life! In 2024, players have reported finding diamond blocks raining from the sky, pigs riding on top of creepers, and even witnessing a battle between a giant chicken and a zombie horde. Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legendary hero in this wacky and wild world. So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and see what crazy shenanigans await you in 2024!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Buildings Constructed: 17
    New Chunks Explored: 304135 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 31 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • NATOcraft: Biden’s Invite

    NATOcraft: Biden’s Invite
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukranian diplomats begging for nato invites before biden goes bye bye! like wtf mate, who knew minecraft had such high stakes political drama?! join now to witness the chaos unfold and maybe even score yourself a nato invite while you’re at it! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 22
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Alien Abductions: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Oblivious to the Minigames

    Oblivious to the Minigames

    Oblivion Minecraft Server Overview:

    Game Mode New game mode focused on team play, pvp, and strategy
    Features – Gather resources as a team
    – Fight unique neutral objectives
    – Destroy enemy’s monuments
    Discord Join the discord

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided in the discord server.
    Is there a specific team size for this game mode? Teams can vary in size, but it is recommended to play with a group of friends for better coordination.
    What happens if our team loses all our resources? If your team loses all resources, you can work together to gather more and make a comeback.
    Can I play solo or do I need a team? While you can play solo, the game mode is designed for team play, so having a team is recommended for better gameplay experience.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 39 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 17
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Join My Minecraft Server: Add Me On Disc

    Join My Minecraft Server: Add Me On Disc
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end as you navigate through our wacky world.

    But that’s not all – we have epic events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really good french fry).

    So what are you waiting for? Add me on disc and let’s share the laughter, the chaos, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Astral Amulets Crafted: 45
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • “Why is it so common for white men to have Asian wives?” Minecraft SMP

    “Why is it so common for white men to have Asian wives?” Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest blocky adventure you’ll ever experience!

    Join us for the chance to build your dream base, mine for diamonds like a pro, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. But that’s not all – we’ve got insane stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

    Ever heard of a player who tamed a herd of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of skeletons? Or how about the legend of the player who built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt blocks? Trust us, our server is full of surprises that will keep you coming back for more.

    So why wait? Join us now and see why our Minecraft SMP is the talk of the blocky world. Just remember, when you’re here, anything is possible – even if it involves riding a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on your head.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Enchantments Applied: 163
    Epic Quests Completed: 6 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • CreeperChristmasTripNope

    CreeperChristmasTripNope
    Are you tired of family drama and being overshadowed by your cousin’s pregnancy? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a drama-free holiday season! Instead of dealing with passive-aggressive smirks and nursery set-ups, spend your Christmas building epic structures and battling creepers with us.

    We promise there will be no family members laughing at your life choices or rubbing their pregnancies in your face. Plus, our server is filled with friendly players who will support you and cheer you on as you conquer the virtual world.

    So why spend Christmas with annoying relatives when you can spend it with us, where the only drama is deciding which block to use for your next build? Join now and leave the family drama behind!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Potions Brewed: 158
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • NerdAlertMC SMP

    NerdAlertMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build boring old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where players compete in epic nerdy challenges like building a life-size replica of the Death Star or reenacting the Battle of Helm’s Deep with TNT cannons!

    We’ve got players who take their nerdiness to the next level, like one guy who built a functioning redstone computer that can play Minecraft within Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the player who recreated the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy in pixel art form.

    So if you’re ready to embrace your inner nerd and join a community of like-minded Minecraft players who take their creativity to the extreme, then come join us on our wild and wacky SMP. Who knows, you might just witness the nerdiest thing you’ve ever seen IRL!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Void Gems Collected: 40
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Alternate Realities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • CraftyLifeQuest

    CraftyLifeQuest
    Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast world of Minecraft, unsure of your purpose? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests to discover your true calling.

    On our server, you’ll encounter talking cows, dancing creepers, and even a secret society of chickens plotting to take over the world. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you have the power to stop them with your mighty pickaxe and enchanted armor.

    Not convinced yet? How about this – rumor has it that buried deep within the mines of our server lies a treasure so valuable that it could buy you a real-life mansion made entirely of diamond blocks. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you meet our resident llama who can recite Shakespearean sonnets on command.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the wacky adventures begin! Who knows, you might just find your true calling in life after all – whether it’s becoming a master builder, a fearless warrior, or the ultimate chicken whisperer. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Demon Skulls Collected: 44
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • CraftyXi_USbffs

    CraftyXi_USbffs
    so like, this server is like, the coolest place ever man. we got dragons flying around and unicorns prancing through the meadows. you can build a house out of candy canes and ride a rainbow to the end of the world.

    we got Xi from China chilling with us, ready to be your partner and friend. he’s got all the insider info on how to dominate the game and conquer all the land.

    join us for epic battles against evil mobs and crazy adventures in the nether. we even have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons.

    come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Zombie Dances: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • MurkCraft: Where leveling up in Minecraft is like a competitive sport, with mythical pets and chill neighbors!

    MurkCraft: Where leveling up in Minecraft is like a competitive sport, with mythical pets and chill neighbors!

    MurkCraft Minecraft Server

    IP play.murkpvp.com
    Discord https://discord.gg/qSMVqSVj

    ✨ What We Offer:

    • 🗺️ Two Worlds, One Server: Start your adventure in our vanilla survival world, or dive into our RPG world.
    • 🧙 RPG Classes & Skills: Choose your class, unlock new abilities, and upgrade your skills.
    • 💰 Unique Economy: Multiple currencies and ways to earn through jobs.
    • 🐾 Pets, Mounts, & Custom Gear: Collect pets, mounts, and custom gear.
    • ⚔️ Mob Arenas & Dungeons: Challenge yourself with tough mobs and rewarding loot.
    • 🛠️ Crafting Stations & Vendors: Create powerful gear and unique equipment.
    • 📜 Interactive Board & Tutorials: Helpful resources to understand the server.

    Join us on MurkCraft for a chill, immersive Minecraft experience designed for adult players.

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    Is the server adult-only? Yes, MurkCraft is a private server for adult players.
    Are there opportunities to become staff? Yes, we are looking for staff and creative minds to join our team.
    How can I earn currency on the server? You can earn currency through jobs, quests, and other in-game activities.
    Can I bring my own pets and mounts? Yes, you can collect pets and mounts to accompany you on your adventures.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 45
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 255
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Void Gems Collected: 30

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Crafty Malaysian Adventures Minecraft Server

    Crafty Malaysian Adventures Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore a virtual world that’s even more exciting than Malaysia! Why settle for the real deal when you can join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers in the jungle, building your own towering skyscrapers, and battling dragons in the Nether?

    Join us and you’ll never have to worry about getting lost in a Malaysian rainforest – unless, of course, you want to! Our server is full of hidden treasures and secret passages just waiting to be discovered. And forget about dealing with pesky mosquitoes and humidity – here, the only thing you’ll be sweating over is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next.

    So why waste your time exploring the real Malaysia when you can join our Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of building a giant statue of a durian fruit, you’ll never look back!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 20 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
    Magic Items Found: 1741 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Star Shards Collected: 63
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Stonii’s Stoned Minecraft SMP

    Stonii’s Stoned Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the chaos unfold as we navigate through a world filled with drama, betrayal, and questionable life choices. From building extravagant bases to embarking on epic quests, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But the real question is, how can you resist joining a server where you can support a girl who not only does drugs, but also manages to somehow thrive in the midst of all the chaos? Who knows what kind of wild adventures await you as you explore this unpredictable world.

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready to experience a Minecraft SMP like no other. Just remember, anything goes in this world, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Mines Excavated: 2561
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 53

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • ChocoMilkBandit

    ChocoMilkBandit
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the smallest details matter! Just like the missing straw in the chocolate milk carton, we pay attention to every little thing to make your gaming experience top-notch.

    Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest filled with chocolate milk and straws!

    Don’t be like the guy who drank his girlfriend’s milk without telling her – join our server and never miss a beat. Plus, if you ever need to confess your Minecraft sins, our community is always here to listen and laugh it off.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together! Just remember, always replace the milk with a straw next time. 😉

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 42 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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