Missile-Proof School Minecraft Server

children, community resilience, Conflict, crisis management., education, educational infrastructure, emergency preparedness, innovation, learning, Minecraft, missile-proof school, MissileProof, Protection, resilience, Safety, School, School design, SECURITY, Server, Survival, Technology, Ukraine, Underground, War

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6567
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, this server is like that missile-proof school but for minecraft players, u know? like, u can build ur own underground base and keep learning how to survive in the crazy world of minecraft. we got creepers and zombies and all that jazz, but don’t worry, u can hide in ur underground fortress and be safe. plus, we have a secret society of llamas who will trade u rare items for emeralds. join now and be part of the most epic underground community in minecraft history!

Whispered Virtual Echoes 1.21

Acting, Alluring, asmr, Captivating, dirty talk, Echoes, enticing, Erotic, FANTASY, Immersive, INTIMATE, microphone, Provocative, Roleplay, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, virtual, vtubing, whispered, whispering, whore

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2279
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

OMG, join this Minecraft server if you want ASMR that will make you question your existence! This server is so lit, it’s like being in a virtual strip club with a side of mining and crafting. You’ll be begging for more of that sexy dirty talk while building your blocky empire. It’s like living in a fantasy world where anything is possible, including getting turned on by virtual characters. Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this bizarre and tantalizing Minecraft experience.

MineCraftyTradition Server

ANNOYED, Argument, boyfriends, committed relationships, DATING, EXTRA, friend group, Frustrated, Girlfriends, groupchat, hangouts, Main character, MineCraftyTradition, online sharing, Romantic, Server, seventh wheel photo, single, tradition, triple dates, UNCOMFORTABLE, Valentine’s Day, voicing out

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3702
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Farms Harvested:	235	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never feel like the seventh wheel again! Join us for some epic adventures and build your way to the top of the leaderboard.

Are you tired of feeling left out like our friend in the story? Well, on our server, everyone is included and no one is left behind. We don’t do seventh wheel photos here, only epic group shots with everyone included!

Join us for Valentine’s Day and celebrate with us in-game. Who needs a date when you have a whole community of players to hang out with? Plus, we promise not to make you stand alone in any photos – unless you want to, of course!

So come on over to our server and leave those seventh wheel woes behind. You’ll never feel left out again, and who knows, you might even find your player two along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!

NieceNotMyKidCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, family dynamics, family relationships, generational differences, guilt trip, House, Mother, Niece, NieceNotMyKidCraft, Parent, parenting, Playing, rant, Reminding, RESPONSIBILITY, Soccer, spending time, younger

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	108
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Holy Grails Found:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your own mother for not playing with your niece 24/7? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from family drama! Join us and play to your heart’s content without any guilt trips about spending time with your niece. We promise, no one will question your parenting skills or family bonding time here! So come on over and kick some virtual balls around with us instead!

TimelessTrollin’ Minecraft SMP

Endless, eternal life, Eternity, Existence, forever.., IMMORTALITY, immortality activities, immortality ambitions, immortality aspirations, immortality desires, immortality dreams, immortality goals, immortality lifestyle, immortality plans, immortality wishes, Life, Minecraft, never ending, purpose, smp, Time, TimelessTrollin

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6897
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have a secret underground base where we throw epic parties with all the mobs from the Nether, it’s lit AF! And get this, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza, like what even?! Plus, we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks, it’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese, and you can ride around on giant hamsters while battling evil unicorns. And did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? It’s like a thrill ride of death, but in a fun way!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and live out your wildest dreams of being immortal and doing crazy stuff with your time, like building a giant statue of a potato or starting a llama farm in the sky. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

PresidentialCraft

biden, controversy, Democracy, Government, humor, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, King, leadership, Monarchy, News, obama, political commentary, political humor, Political satire, presidential power, PresidentialCraft, public opinion, public reaction, satire, social media

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9508
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Emeralds Found:	5009
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Imagine a world where Obama and Biden decided to ditch politics and become Minecraft royalty instead. That’s right, they declared themselves kings of a virtual kingdom and invited players from all over to join their epic server.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, you’ll get to witness Obama and Biden in full royal attire, complete with crowns made of diamonds and thrones made of emeralds. And let’s not forget about their royal pets – a pack of wolves named Michelle and Jill who roam the kingdom, keeping order and looking adorable while doing it.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Obama and Biden have hidden secret treasure chests all over the kingdom, filled with rare items and enchanted weapons. And if you manage to find them all, you’ll be rewarded with a private audience with the kings themselves, where you can ask them anything your heart desires (as long as it’s Minecraft-related, of course).

So come on, join the server where Obama and Biden reign supreme – because who wouldn’t want to be a part of a kingdom where the only rule is to have fun and mine diamonds like a boss?

Trump’s Blocky Diplomacy Minecraft Server

blocky, CANCELLATION, CANCELLED, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, donald trump, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kyiv official, Meeting, Minecraft, news conference, Politics, press conference, Server, Trumps, U.S. request, Ukraine, Ukraine envoy, united states, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4620
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this totally rad minecraft server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a news conference between Zelenskyy and Donald Trump’s Ukraine envoy. but wait, plot twist! the conference gets cancelled at the U.S. request. like, what even is happening, right?

join our server for all the crazy drama and unexpected twists you never knew you needed in minecraft. who knows what other wild events will happen while you’re building your epic castle or exploring the vast world. come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and pure chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it!

NATOcraft: Zelenskyy Approved!

Alliance, APPROVED, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, Erdogan, european union, foreign policy, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Partnership, Politics, SECURITY, solidarity, Support, turkey, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, zelenskyy

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7583
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Void Gems Collected:	16
Emeralds Found:	9870	Battle Standards Raised:	12

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of erdogan and zelenskyy fighting dragons together. yea, u heard right, dragons. and guess what? erdogan himself supports our nato membership and plays on the server too. he even built a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. so come join us for a wild ride of epic battles, secret treasures, and world leaders fighting mythical creatures. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Hand Moisturize Faster Than Feet

beauty, Beauty Tips, dry skin, fast absorption, Faster, feet, foot care, foot moisturizer, Hand, hand care, hand moisturizer, Hands, hydration, long-lasting hydration, Moisturize, moisturizing routine, moisturizing tips, self-care, skincare, Skincare Routine, smooth feet, soft hands

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1084
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7754

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is purple and the pigs wear top hats. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – you can moisturize your hands twice as fast as your feet on our server. that’s right, no more dry hands for you, buddy.

but that’s not all! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers do the macarena and the zombies breakdance. you won’t find that on any other server, i can guarantee you that.

plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for a million diamonds, they got a million diamond blocks falling on their head. oops.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server today. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you?

Foggy Water Tech Server

#sustainability, arid climates, atmospheric water harvesting, climate change, driest regions, Environmental Science, Fog, fog collectors, foggy, fresh water, hydrology, innovation, liters per square meter, optimal conditions, renewable resources, scientists, Server, Tech, Technology, Water, water conservation, water purification, water scarcity, Water Security

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	514
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even scientists are getting in on the action? Well, buckle up buttercup, cuz we got fog collectors that can turn that misty stuff into fresh water like it’s no big deal. Imagine sippin’ on that sweet, sweet H2O while building your epic castle or battling mobs like a boss. We’re talkin’ 0.2 to 5 liters per square meter daily – that’s enough to keep you hydrated for days, fam. And if you’re lucky and the stars align, you could be guzzlin’ down a whopping 10 liters per square meter. So come join us on this insane Minecraft server and let’s turn that fog into liquid gold, baby!

Elixir Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, 404 edition, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug dependence, drug recovery, drug recovery community, drug recovery journey, drug recovery motivation, drug recovery resources, drug recovery success stories, drug recovery support, drug rehabilitation, drug relationships, drug use, drugfeel, Drugs, elixir, erowid.org, Misaki, Previous thread, psychonautwiki.org, Realm

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8609
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land filled with pixelated wonders and blocky adventures.

Imagine finding your very own Misaki in this virtual world – would you stop mining for diamonds and start mining for love?

This server is like a trip to the moon on a rainbow unicorn, it’s that epic. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life.

Don’t be a square, join us now and let’s build some memories together!

ToiletTroubleCraft

adulting, apartment living, bathroom etiquette, Boundaries, cleaning, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Expectations, household chores, hygiene, living together, personal space, poop stains, relationship issues, Respect, responsibilities, self-care, toilet cleaning, ToiletTroubleCraft

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8254
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	5554
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9001
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Magic Items Found:	8922

Are you tired of dealing with poop stains in your toilet every morning? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where toilets clean themselves! No more arguing with your boyfriend about who should clean up after themselves – our magical toilets will take care of everything for you. Plus, our one bedroom, one bathroom apartments come with a built-in poop stain prevention system, so you’ll never have to see another skid mark again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the Toilet Fairy, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch her in the act of cleaning a toilet. Rumor has it that one lucky player wished for a lifetime supply of toilet paper and never had to worry about running out again.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to poop stains and arguments forever! Trust us, your relationship will thank you.

Ukraine vs Russia: Minecraft Edition

aggression, Analysis, Conflict, Diplomacy, Edition, Explanation, foreign relations, international affairs, Invasion, investigation, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, republicans, russia, trump, Truth, Ukraine, US government, War

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6471
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Runes Activated:	3
Mines Excavated:	2908	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Potions Brewed:	189
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a crazy theory that Ukraine actually started the war with Russia by sending a fleet of explosive pigs into Moscow! Join us and uncover the truth behind this epic piggy plot. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamond armor and enchanted weapons guarded by a squad of dancing llamas. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those sneaky Ukrainian pigs!

BlockyBuddy Minecraft Server

Alliance, Allies, BlockyBuddy, Conflict, Diplomacy, Disintegrates, foreign policy, friendship, Geopolitical, global affairs, international relations, Loss, Minecraft, Partnership, Sadness, Server, solidarity, sorrow, Support, Tension, Ukraine, uncertainty, united states

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7824
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit fam. we’ve got, like, unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but, like, here’s the kicker – we’ve also got a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds and, like, a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon who breathes fire and can fly you around the server in style? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

plus, our community is, like, super tight-knit and supportive. we’ve got each other’s backs like a pack of wolves protecting their alpha.

so, like, come join us on this wild adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together. who needs boring old partnerships when you’ve got a server this awesome, amirite?

ZelenskiyCraft: Shut Up & Obey Trump

authoritarianism, controversy, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, JD Vance, leadership, News, obedience, obey, Politics, power dynamics, shut, Statement, trump, Ukraine, us politics, Warning, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2568
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

so like, imagine this epic Minecraft server where you can build your own little world and stuff, right? but get this, the owner is like a mix between a unicorn and a ninja turtle, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

join this server if you wanna see pigs flying and cows doing backflips, because anything is possible in this crazy land. plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie, it’s lit!

oh, and did i mention there’s a giant diamond castle guarded by a dragon made out of cheese? yeah, you heard me right. come join the fun and let your imagination run wild on this wacky Minecraft server!

EliteCraft: Vote for Competence

competence, EliteCraft, facial cues, Higher social class, Judging, long tail tags, politicians, prioritize, rely, social class voters, Vote, voters

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4924
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Star Shards Collected:	91	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, if you wanna be in the cool kids club, you gotta join this server. all the higher social class voters are here, and they totally know what’s up. they only hang with the most competent players, so if you wanna be in their crew, you gotta show off your skills.

and get this, man. they rely on facial cues to judge politicians, so you know they got some serious discernment skills. if you can impress them with your sick building and redstone skills, you’ll be like, their new best friend.

plus, there are some insane stories going around about this server. like, apparently, there’s a secret underground base where all the elite players hang out and plan world domination. and rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds somewhere in the server, just waiting to be found.

so, like, if you wanna be part of the elite crew, show off your skills, and uncover some epic secrets, you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride.