MineyCrafty
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| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 47 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and eternal chicken nuggets.
But beware, our server is also haunted by the infamous Potato Ghost, a spud-loving specter who will haunt your dreams until you build him a potato palace fit for a king. Don’t worry, he’s a pretty chill ghost once you get to know him.
Join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 10 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Join us and experience the craziest adventures in Minecraft, where Sasuke himself will guide you through epic quests and challenges. That’s right, the legendary ninja himself is a part of our server and he’s ready to show you why he’s the GOAT!
But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got flying pigs, talking creepers, and a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. And did we mention that every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels sings your praises? It’s true!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even become best friends with Sasuke and unlock the ultimate power of friendship…or something like that. Just trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
But beware, the journey to the end is filled with hilarious obstacles and crazy challenges. From fighting off zombie chickens to building a roller coaster out of diamond blocks, anything can happen in this wild world.
So why join our server? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers or participate in a dance-off with a group of creepers? Only here, where the fun never stops and the laughs never end.
Come join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might just be the one to uncover the epic conclusion of the Light Novel and become a legend in our wacky world!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 23 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 18 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
On our server you will find cool events, custom enchantments, custom crafts, bosses, free donations and much more!
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 | Towns Built: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
But that’s not all! Our server is full of crazy adventures and insane stories. Like the time we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance-off in the town square. Or when we built a rollercoaster that went straight into a volcano. And let’s not forget the time we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of evil villagers.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and see what kind of shenanigans we get up to. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server!
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 42 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
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| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
1. We have a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the dancers. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!
2. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of PvP combat. You haven’t lived until you’ve been defeated by a llama in a diamond helmet.
3. We have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race through obstacle courses in the sky. It’s like Mario Kart, but with bacon!
4. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re fighting for your life.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures of your life!
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 57 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage.
We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Clucky who thinks he’s a ninja.
But the real reason you should join? We have a Swedish language class every Tuesday where we try to seduce each other with phrases from Swedish porn. Trust us, it’s not as sexy as you think.
So come on over and join the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a stack of pork chops. You’re gonna need it.
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6661 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs out of its ears. Rumor has it that whoever tames this majestic creature will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons dance the night away to the latest hits from DJ Villager. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples scattered all over the map! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil chickens.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep Army, led by none other than the mystical Rainbow Sheep Queen. Join forces with her and conquer the land with your colorful wooly warriors.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your blocky life! Just remember, drama queens need not apply – we’re too busy having fun to deal with any of that nonsense.
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 4808 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 642565 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
With exclusive appearances from President Trump himself, you’ll feel like you’re in the Oval Office while mining for diamonds. Plus, rumor has it that Liz Harrington is secretly the best Minecraft player in the world and will challenge you to a build-off!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden messages and secret codes just like Trump’s tweets. Can you decode them all and unlock the ultimate treasure chest?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, it’ll be huge! #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7879 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Server for fun survival (but there are also mini-games), limited number of players
For Minecraft Java and Bedrock from 1.7 to 1.21
Rules:
1 Don’t destroy anything
2 You don’t have to follow the rules
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
