MineyCrafty
Survival 24/7
Brand new server
Friendly staff members
Active Players
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| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 37 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples scattered all over the map! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil chickens.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep Army, led by none other than the mystical Rainbow Sheep Queen. Join forces with her and conquer the land with your colorful wooly warriors.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your blocky life! Just remember, drama queens need not apply – we’re too busy having fun to deal with any of that nonsense.
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
With exclusive appearances from President Trump himself, you’ll feel like you’re in the Oval Office while mining for diamonds. Plus, rumor has it that Liz Harrington is secretly the best Minecraft player in the world and will challenge you to a build-off!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden messages and secret codes just like Trump’s tweets. Can you decode them all and unlock the ultimate treasure chest?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, it’ll be huge! #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4488 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Server for fun survival (but there are also mini-games), limited number of players
For Minecraft Java and Bedrock from 1.7 to 1.21
Rules:
1 Don’t destroy anything
2 You don’t have to follow the rules
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 6850 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
But that’s not all – we also have a special summoning campaign where you can summon Huyan Zhuo, the legendary warrior who once defeated a horde of creepers with just a watermelon! And don’t forget about our main interlude event, “Great Void Sea Battle, Imaginary Scramble,” where you can team up with your favorite servants to conquer the depths of the ocean.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted pickaxes. It’s a Minecraft adventure like no other!
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Join us and experience the insanity of blaming Jews for low birthrates in Minecraft! But wait, there’s more! Did you know that in our server, East Asian countries like China, Korea, and Japan have low birthrates too? And it’s all because the women are afraid of ruining their slim bodies and gaining weight quickly from giving birth. Who needs freedom when you can have a slim body, am I right?
So come on over and join our Minecraft SMP for a laugh riot like no other. Who needs logic when you have pure chaos?
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 14 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
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**Halloween Event Out Now!** Take part in exclusive Halloween-themed activities and earn special rewards during this spooky season! Keep an eye out for the Halloween Mob lurking around the server—it’s not just spooky, but it holds the key to a 10% off code! Defeat it and unlock the discount!
**Features:** – Custom Enchants – Economy:** – Custom Skills & Leveling System:** – Land Claims:**
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 22 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
MineZones is a Minecraft network featuring Lifesteal
MineZones is a Minecraft network that offers a wide selection of gamemodes all featuring custom models, custom textured items, custom guis, custom menus & more!
Our gamemodes are Skyblock, Survival, Prison, Lifesteal! More information listed below.
Our servers are filled with custom content designed to keep you playing for hours on end! We also pride ourselves on ZERO lag! Come and play!
Discord: discord.gg/minezones
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the base was actually a trap set by a mischievous player who lured them in with promises of riches, only to trap them in a maze of lava and TNT. It was a wild ride, let me tell you!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP tournament where players battle it out on a floating island surrounded by sharks with laser beams attached to their heads. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy, because why not?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Join us and embark on a journey to find out who the most useless character in Dragon Ball is (spoiler alert: it’s not Yamcha)! But that’s not all – we have insane challenges and quests that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit.
Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Or build a giant statue of a potato in the middle of a lava lake? Well, on our server, anything is possible!
So come on down and join us for a wild ride that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of friendship…or just have a really good time. See you there!
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on the ruins of an ancient civilization, and players who explore deep enough may uncover hidden treasures and powerful artifacts. Who knows what secrets lie beneath the surface of our world?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unleash your creativity like never before. Just remember to watch out for the lava pits and creepers, because they’re nothing compared to the real danger of missing out on all the fun!
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Our server is also home to the legendary “Legs of Steel” challenge, where players must complete a series of parkour courses using only their legs. Rumor has it that the winner will receive a pair of enchanted leggings that grant them the ability to kick creepers into orbit.
But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its wild dance parties, where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of “Disco King/Queen of Minecraft.” Get ready to boogie down with skeletons, zombies, and maybe even a wandering trader or two.
So come join us on our server and see for yourself why everyone is asking, “How does she get her legs up like that?” It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and we can’t wait to see you there!
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 461322 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep Army, led by the one and only Captain Woolly. Join their ranks and conquer the land with your colorful woolly warriors!
But beware, our server is also home to the infamous Ender Dragon Mafia. They control the skies with their fleet of flying creepers and will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds.
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 196 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
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| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 6755 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
