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| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 35 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Join us for an epic adventure where you can explore the Yawning Chasm, fight off monsters in Acheron, and even have a Moment Among the Stars! And let’s not forget about our exclusive character banners featuring Acheron, Luocha, Gallagher, Pela, and Dan Heng – they’re so powerful, they’ll make your enemies run for the hills!
But wait, there’s more! We have new drip marketing with characters like Robin and Boothill, who will help you dominate the game with their Physical Harmony and Physical Hunt abilities. And don’t miss out on our immersive interactive exhibition where you can redeem codes like GIFTMOREPEACH and CARNIVALPOMPOMPOWER for some extra goodies!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8427 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride on the backs of rainbow-colored cows and watch as blonde bunnies perform synchronized dance numbers. Our server is like a zoo on steroids, with animals that will make you question reality.
But that’s not all! We also have special events where players can participate in cow beauty pageants and bunny fashion shows. Who knew Minecraft could be so glamorous?
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest animal kingdom you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Void Gems Collected: | 25 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 49 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | New Chunks Explored: | 173001 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join us as we uncover the mysteries of fast food not being real food, and how all “ethnic” food is actually just Jewish culture in disguise. Discover the truth behind racism in the US and how different races are all hailed as “niggers” by the Jewish overlords.
But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of conspiracy theories and learn about the AIPAC and Jewish lobby’s control over US foreign policy. Race and religion may not be the problem, but Jews definitely are. Once you join our server, you’ll never see the world the same way again.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s uncover the truth together. And remember, the first step to enlightenment is clicking that “Join Server” button. See you on the other side, my fellow truth-seekers!
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where women’s desires change based on their fertility levels. Will you be the fit and superior genes that high fertility women desire, or will you provide the stability and resources that low fertility women crave?
But beware, birth control may trick women’s bodies into thinking they’re pregnant, leading to unexpected twists and turns in the game. Who knew that stopping contraceptive use could affect a woman’s satisfaction in marriage based on her husband’s attractiveness?
And let’s not forget about the men with high genetic fitness who may not commit to providing for their children. It’s survival of the fittest in this server, where women’s natural instincts may lead to some unexpected outcomes. Will you be the committed man raising another man’s children, or will you fall victim to the age-old strategy of cuckolding?
Join us on this wild ride of genetic manipulation, attraction games, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows what surprises await you in this crazy Minecraft world!
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9464 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 21 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 36 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 183 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground chicken fight club where you can bet on your favorite feathered fighters and watch them duke it out in epic battles for glory and chicken feed prizes!
So come on down to our server and experience the cluckin’ madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate chicken sandwich champion!
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 19 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
But beware, the New Vegas fans have taken over and they’re not afraid to show their love for their favorite game. You’ll find yourself dodging deathclaws and battling cazadores as you try to claim your place in this crazy world.
So why wait? Join us now for a gaming experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and laughing all the way to the creeper-filled bank. Who needs New Vegas when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end?
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Our server is filled with magical unicorns, glitter explosions, and a dance party that never ends. Build your own rainbow castle, ride a sparkly llama into battle, and show off your best card-swiping skills to assert your dominance in this fabulous world.
So come on, darling, don’t be shy! Join our server and let your inner card-paying, rainbow-loving self shine bright like a diamond. Who knew that paying with a card could give off such a fabulous vibe? Let’s make Minecraft sparkle and shine like never before!
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 14 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
On our server, everyone is equal, regardless of their looks or social status. In fact, we encourage incels to join us and thrive in a world where they can finally be themselves without fear of judgment or discrimination.
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and slay dragons without anyone judging you for your appearance. That’s the kind of paradise we offer on our server.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s build a world where incels are celebrated for their uniqueness and individuality. Who knows, you might even find love and acceptance in the most unexpected places. Join now and let’s create a world where everyone is welcome, no matter what they look like.
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 4383 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on top of flying cows, or test your parkour skills by jumping from cloud to cloud while being chased by a pack of angry creepers.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Miyazaki himself plays on our server and has built a secret castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples. So come join us and see if you can find his hidden treasure before the Ender Dragon swoops in and steals it all!
And as for Miyazaki getting misquoted, well, let’s just say that he’s been spending too much time in the Nether and the voices of the ghasts have been playing tricks on his mind. But hey, who needs accurate quotes when you have a server this crazy and fun?
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 49 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Join us if you want to see a giant statue of a mayonnaise jar, a rollercoaster made entirely out of cheese, or a castle made out of pumpkin spice lattes. Our community is filled with the craziest wypipo you’ll ever meet, and we guarantee you’ll never be bored!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a magical land where unicorns roam free and bacon grows on trees. So if you’re looking for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us and find out why wypipo are so weird!
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get access to Ethyria Essentials – a secret stash of rare items and resources that will make your Minecraft experience even more epic. Plus, rumor has it that Ethyria is guarded by a dragon who will only let the bravest and most skilled players enter. Are you up for the challenge?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most fun Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the next member of the legendary Minecraft squad!
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 13 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 4726 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 15 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 29 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
