MineTimeWaster Minecraft SMP

LockedOutLair

Autonomy, BEDROOM, belongings, Boundaries, family, family dynamics, fingerprint lock, generational differences, grandmother, housing crisis, INDEPENDENCE, invasion of privacy, Lock, LockedOutLair, personal belongings, personal space, portable door lock, privacy, Respect

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can finally experience the privacy you’ve always dreamed of! Are you tired of your parents and grandma barging into your room unannounced? Look no further, because on our server, you can build your own fortress with impenetrable locks and security measures to keep those pesky intruders out.

Imagine a world where you can change, jerk off, and chill in peace without worrying about someone walking in on you. With our high-tech fingerprint lock system, you can rest assured that only you have access to your personal space. No more missing belongings, no more grandma eating your snacks, and definitely no more messy surprises left behind.

Join our server and say goodbye to unwanted room invaders forever! And hey, if the furnace guy needs access to your thermostat, just let us know and we’ll make sure you’re there to unlock the door. Because here at our Minecraft server, your privacy is our top priority. So come on in and start building your own safe haven today!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	New Chunks Explored:	507953
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Magic Items Found:	6719	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CraftyCravings

balanced diet, busy lifestyle, busy schedule, CraftyCravings, eating habits, healthy choices, Healthy Eating, healthy living, healthy recipes, healthy snacks, meal planning, meal prep, nutrition, on-the-go eating, quick meals, self-care, staying fit, Stress Management, Time management, weight management, wellness

Are you tired of trying to balance a healthy diet while also slaying creepers and mining for diamonds? Look no further, because our Minecraft server has got you covered! Join us and enjoy our virtual farm-to-table experience, where you can grow your own pixelated veggies and cook up some delicious virtual meals to keep your hunger bar full. Who needs real food when you can feast on virtual steak and potatoes all day long? Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted golden carrots have magical powers that will give you superhuman strength in the game. So come join us and say goodbye to real-life meal prep, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is keeping your character well-fed and ready for adventure!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	359
Enchantments Applied:	267	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Vinland Adventure: Where we tango with llamas and ride pigs! 1.20.1 forge new server

1.20.1, AdAstra, Adventure, AE2, Alexs mobs, Aphoteosis, Artifacts, Awesome Dungeons, Blood Magic, cc, Create, Dungeons now loading, exploration pack, farmers delight, Forge, ftb chunks, Llamas, Lootr, Mekanism, Modded, MrCrayfish’s Furniture, mutant monsters, Pigs, Productive Bees, Ride, Server, Simply Swords, tango, Twilight Forest, vinland

Minecraft Server Overview

Main Mods
Create
AdAstra
Mekanism
Twilight Forest
Blood Magic
AE2
Aphoteosis
Productive Bees
Alex’s Mobs

Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by visiting our Discord server and following the instructions provided.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. These rules will be shared with you when you join the server.

Q: Can I use my own mods on the server?

A: We recommend using the mods that are already installed on the server to avoid compatibility issues. However, you can reach out to the server admins to discuss adding new mods.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	3044	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Israel War Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Allies, Conflict, Defense, foreign policy, influence, international relations, intervention, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Politics, power, Server, strategy, Support, Tactics, US, Victory, War

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where Israel’s secret weapon is revealed – their unbeatable Minecraft skills! Join us as we embark on crazy adventures, building epic structures and battling mobs like never before.

But wait, there’s more! The US has decided to go to war on our behalf because they know we’re the best at Minecraft and need our skills to defeat their enemies. So come join us and help save the world, one block at a time!

With insane PvP battles, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show the world why Israel keeps winning – in Minecraft and beyond!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

> play Minecraft SMP Assassin’s Creed Game

assassins, assassins creed, confusion, creed, dialogue, DISAPPOINTING, disconnect, Frustration, Game, gameplay, Gameplay experience, Hacker, Immersion, immersion breaking, interruption, Minecraft, modern day, narrative, Play, simulation, smp, Storyline, storytelling, unexpected, video game, Women

🤣 Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that’s way better than getting stuck in some lame simulation game! We promise no modern day women talking to you for 20 minutes or any hacker shit – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Build, mine, and survive with a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Plus, we have secret hidden treasures and epic quests that will make you feel like a real-life assassin (minus the simulation interruptions). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! 🤪 #MinecraftMadness #NoSimulationShitAllowed

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	8937	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

DadWillRespectDeniedLOL

affairs, ashes, barbaric, Confirm, cremated, DadWillRespectDeniedLOL, decomposed, Embalmed, executor, family, feelings, Glass, mum, Plot, rat out, Respect, sister, SPLIT, Tell Dad, WIBTA, Will, Wishes

Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use for your next build!

Join us and escape the chaos of family disputes over ashes and wills. Our server is a place where you can focus on creating epic structures and exploring endless possibilities.

Don’t let your mom dictate what happens to your dad’s ashes – join us and build a monument in his honor instead! And hey, if you ever need advice on handling family drama, our community is here to support you (or just laugh at the absurdity of it all).

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real-world craziness behind. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect escape from family feuds and funeral plans gone wrong?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

RedFlagDetective | Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Body language, Character, communication style, Discernment, first impressions, gut feeling, Instinct, interactions, intuition, judgment, Minecraft, Observation, people, personality traits, red flags, RedFlagDetective, relationships, smp, social cues, subtle red flag, subtle signs, warning signs

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you want to witness the chaos of players riding pigs through the Nether, building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and holding llama races in the End dimension.

Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you on your toes, whether it’s the player who insists on only communicating in pig Latin or the one who has a secret underground base filled with nothing but cake.

So if you’re looking for a subtle red flag in people, just look for the ones who can’t stop laughing maniacally as they set fire to everything in sight. Join our SMP today for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SelfLoathingCraft

body image issues, comparison, fear of failure, imposter syndrome, Insecurity, lack of confidence, low self-esteem, negative self-talk, people pleasing, perfectionism, self loathing, self worth, self-blame, self-criticism, self-critique, self-deprecation, self-doubt, self-hatred, self-judgment, self-sabotage, SelfLoathingCraft

Tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Join our server and transform into a majestic unicorn with rainbow powers! No more plain old blocky world for you, now you can ride on fluffy clouds and shoot glitter at your enemies. Say goodbye to your boring self and hello to a fabulous new you on our server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Towns Built:	8
Astral Projections Made:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Welcome to the VanillaJava EconomyTown – Where Creepers tip generously!

Community, Crates, CREEPERS, Dedicated Staff, Discord, economy features, EconomyTown, Enchantments, generously, Grief Prevention, LegendsCraft, MapArt protection, Minecraft, Op items, Player Shops, quality-of-life enhancements, Ranks, ranks system, Semi Vanilla, Server Events, server ip, Spawn market, Survival, Themed crates, tip, Vanilla, VanillaJava, Vote Rewards

Server Name	LegendsCraft
Server Version	1.21.1 Java
Game Mode	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Features	Economy system Player shops Ranks and rewards Crates and vote rewards Grief prevention OP items Server events Spawn market MapArt protection and contests

Overview

LegendsCraft is a Minecraft Survival server that offers a variety of exciting features to enhance your gameplay experience. From an economy system to player shops, ranks, and rewards, there is something for every player to enjoy. Join LegendsCraft now and start your legend!

FAQ

Q: How can I join LegendsCraft?

A: You can join our server by using the IP address “legendscraft.apexmc.co” in your Minecraft client.

Q: What version of Minecraft does LegendsCraft support?

A: LegendsCraft supports Minecraft version 1.21.1 Java.

Q: Are there any server events on LegendsCraft?

A: Yes, we regularly host server events for our players to participate in and win exciting prizes.

Q: Can I create my own shop on LegendsCraft?

A: Yes, players have the ability to create their own shops on LegendsCraft using the economy features available.

Q: Is griefing allowed on LegendsCraft?

A: No, we have grief prevention measures in place to protect player builds and creations.

Q: How can I earn in-game currency on LegendsCraft?

A: You can earn in-game currency through various activities on the server, such as participating in events and selling items in your shop.

Q: Where can I find more information about LegendsCraft?

A: Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/mKh9vcpAJe for more information and updates about LegendsCraft.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Limbus Company General – Minecraft Server

Bygone Days, Company, Current Extractions, download links, e.g.o, Ego, FAQs, general, LCG, Limbus, Limbus Company General, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, Refraction Railway Line, Required reading, season 4, season 5, Server, Sinner info, Target Extraction, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Season 5 – Oblivion is here, and we’re taking things to a whole new level of insanity.

Ever wanted to explore a Mirror Dungeon that will make you question reality itself? Well, now’s your chance! Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering is waiting for brave adventurers like yourself to conquer its mind-bending challenges.

But wait, there’s more! Hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade and experience a rollercoaster ride like no other. Trust us, you’ve never seen minecart madness like this before.

And if you’re feeling extra daring, join us for the upcoming extractions where you’ll face off against the most formidable foes, including the notorious [Ryoshu]. Think you have what it takes to come out on top? Prove it on our server!

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. With ties to Project Moon’s Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, expect twists, turns, and spoilers galore. So strap in, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime.

Join us now and download the game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam. Don’t miss out on the chaos, the madness, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you on our server. See you there, if you dare!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Animals Bred:	194
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Simpsons Man Owns Minecraft SMP House

2chan, animated series, cartoon, CLONE, comedy, disbelief, FANTASY, fictional character, House, house ownership, humor, man, Minecraft, Outrage, Owns, physical response, popular culture, satire, Simpsons, smp, social commentary, springfield, Television Show, unrealistic, yellow family

Join our Minecraft SMP server and witness the madness of a world where Simpsons characters own massive houses and rule the land! Bart Simpson is the king of the server, with his iconic skateboard as his royal carriage. Marge runs the economy with her impeccable budgeting skills, while Homer is the resident chef, cooking up delicious virtual donuts for all to enjoy. Lisa is the server’s wise sage, dispensing advice and knowledge to all who seek it. And don’t even get us started on the shenanigans that go down at the Krusty Krab…oops, we mean the Kwik-E-Mart! So come on, join us and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Potions Brewed:	81
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

GF’s Bad Advice Minecraft Server

advice, bad, credit scores, gfs, landlord references, Minecraft, Pets, property management, rental agreements, rental business, rental business strategies, rental income, rental practices, rental properties, rental property damage, rental property expenses, rental property income, rental property investment, rental property maintenance, rental property management, rental property ownership, rental property repairs, rental property tenants, rental tenants, Server

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as ruthless as my gf when it comes to renting out houses? Look no further! Our server is so cutthroat, we only allow players with the highest credit scores to join. No pets allowed, because we don’t want any pesky creepers blowing up our precious builds.

But don’t worry, we do make exceptions for players who can prove they’re “professional” enough to handle the challenges of our server. Just like my gf, we don’t give breaks to anyone experiencing a hard time – it’s survival of the fittest here!

Join our server and experience the thrill of managing properties, dealing with unruly tenants, and trying to make a profit while keeping your sanity intact. Who needs a landlord reference when you have the skills to dominate the rental game like a boss?

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to thrive in our cutthroat world. And remember, just like my gf, we always think we’re right – even when the house is covered in crayon marks and pee stains. It’s all part of the fun!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Void Armor Forged:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

ExGF_GoneWild: Oops, I Didn’t Check In!

alcoholism, Boundaries, caring for ex, CHECK, Communication, Didnt, emergency response, emotional exhaustion, enabling behavior, excessive drinking, ExGF_GoneWild, Guilt, ICU, mental health, Near Death Experience, Oops, relationship dynamics, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, separation, support system, tough love, Ventilator

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for some blocky fun and leave all your worries behind.

Our server is so addicting, you won’t even have time to think about your ex-fiancee’s drinking problem. Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers with your friends. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures?

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone ending up in the ICU on a ventilator. The only thing you’ll be fighting for is the title of the ultimate Minecraft champion. So come join us and let’s leave all that real-life craziness behind!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	4131	Epic Shields Constructed:	24

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Cyber procrastination, digital distractions, Digital time killers, Favorite way to waste time online, Internet procrastination, Internet rabbit holes, internet surfing, Minecraft, MineTimeWaster, online distractions, online entertainment, Online forums engagement, online gaming, Online pastimes, Online shopping addiction, Online time wasters, Online video streaming, smp, Social media scrolling, time-wasting activities, Virtual reality experiences, Web browsing habits, YouTube rabbit holes

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of chaos and craziness! Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the rarest of rare blocks, like the elusive diamond-encrusted potato or the mystical rainbow sheep.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who control the economy with their impeccable trading skills. Want to get rich quick? Just butter up a llama and watch the diamonds roll in!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the chance to win a legendary enchanted pumpkin helmet. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT parties every Friday)!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Crops Grown:	8516	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MemecraftMemories

“Youth, Carefree, Cherished moments, Childhood, family, favorite childhood memory, Friends, Fun, games, growing up, happy times, Innocence, Laughter, long-lasting memories, MemecraftMemories, Nostalgia, past, playing outside, Reminiscing, School days, Toys

Remember that time you built a sandcastle so epic that it attracted a real-life dragon? Well, get ready for even crazier adventures on our Minecraft server! Join us and you might stumble upon a secret portal to a land filled with talking animals and flying pigs. Or maybe you’ll discover a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds guarded by a mischievous group of creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server, where every block you break could lead to a wild new adventure. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and make some memories that will make your childhood sandcastle look like child’s play!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ores Mined:	3496
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Enchantments Applied:	65
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3