We welcome you! What do we offer? Bringing you the best OP experience you can find in the Minecraft community. If you like what we do, don’t hesitate to stop by our discord.
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
On our server, you can build your own world without the fear of being grounded for speaking your mind. No more confiscating phones or being called a brat for simply stating the obvious. Join us and let your creativity run wild, without the fear of being punished for being disrespectful.
So if you’re tired of dealing with family drama and just want to have some fun in a drama-free environment, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast building and exploring with us? See you in the game!
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Forget worrying about upsetting your mom because you didn’t tell her about your pregnancy first – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources to build the most epic base ever!
Join now and experience the thrill of exploring vast landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even starting your own virtual family with other players. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement you need right here in our Minecraft world?
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 10 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 59 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
and, like, if that’s not enough to make you wanna join, we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. it’s like a thrill ride of epic proportions, dude. you gotta see it to believe it!
oh, and get this, our server is guarded by a team of ninja cats who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you. they’re like the ultimate protectors, man.
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most insane, wacky, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 12 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Join us if you wanna be part of a community where anything can happen, like pigs flying or zombies doing the cha-cha. We’ve got so many cool features, like a secret underground disco party for creepers and a giant diamond castle where you can live like a Minecraft king or queen.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next Inuit lawmaker causing a ruckus in the Danish Parliament.
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 24 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 35 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
We’ve got a soundtrack that’s so epic, it’s nominated for a Golden Joystick Award. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got leaks of a top-secret Raidou project that wasn’t even revealed at TGS. Plus, our server is home to the infamous Giten Megami Tensei’s partial translation patch for PC-98 – talk about exclusive content!
But wait, there’s more! Preorders for Shin Megami Tensei – The Roleplaying Game: Tokyo Conception are closing soon, so you better hurry up and join our server to get the inside scoop. And don’t forget about the Shin Megami Tensei The Board Game Kickstarter – because who wouldn’t want to play a board game based on a video game?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even come across the schizo who everyone’s talking about – just make sure to steer clear!
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 38 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Magic Items Found: | 2102 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
On our server, you can build your own virtual bus stop and never have to deal with creepy individuals trying to make questionable phone calls. Plus, you can create a whole new world where you are always in control and never have to feel uncomfortable or awkward.
Join us now and leave those weird vibes behind! Build your own hotel room, call your friends for help, and never have to worry about dirty hands touching your stuff. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life awkward situations, so come join us for a laugh and a good time!
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 8988 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 16 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 186 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Forget awkward silences and boring dinner dates, on our server you can take your date on a romantic hot air balloon ride over a pixelated sunset or challenge them to a PvP battle in the Nether. Trust us, nothing says romance like fighting off creepers together while trying to collect diamonds.
So why waste time on traditional dating when you could be building a virtual empire with your new Minecraft soulmate? Join our server now and start crafting your way to love and adventure!
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
build your own oasis in the midst of the chaos and show off your skills in taming the wild beasts. who will come out on top in this ultimate showdown of nature? join now to find out and be part of the wildest adventure you’ll ever experience in minecraft!
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 12 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
