We welcome you! What do we offer? Bringing you the best OP experience you can find in the Minecraft community. If you like what we do, don’t hesitate to stop by our discord.
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, so you never know when the whole thing will crash and send your character flying into the void. It’s like a surprise rollercoaster ride every time you log in!
2. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t worry, though, it’s a friendly chicken… most of the time.
3. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but the catch is you have to defeat a horde of evil bunnies to get to it. And trust me, these bunnies are no joke. They’ve been doing CrossFit.
4. Our community events include things like “Build a house blindfolded” and “Survive a night in the Nether with only a wooden sword.” It’s like Fear Factor, but with blocks!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery. And maybe some carrots for the laser chicken.
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
We’ve had players with Alzheimer’s join and their stress response improved so much, they even remembered where they left their diamonds! True story, bro. So come on over and let us boost your NAD+ while you build the most epic base ever. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 10 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 70 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
But don’t worry, we have all the resources you need to create the most epic builds and mods. From models to LORAs to ControlNet, we’ve got you covered. And if you’re not sure how to set everything up, we have guides for Nvidia, AMD, and even CPU users. We’ll have you optimizing Stable Diffusion like a pro in no time.
And let’s not forget about the insane stories and guides we have. Learn to inpaint, train LORAs, and check out our Stable Diffusion wikis for all the info you need. Plus, we have AI boorus for all your AI needs.
So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server that’s this wild, this exclusive, and this manly? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Join us and build your dream birthday party, complete with cake, presents, and no unexpected baby news. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos of real life and enjoy a drama-free celebration.
Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and party like it’s your 30th birthday every day! No cancellation fees, no awkward conversations, just pure birthday bliss. See you there!
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and secret affairs. Dive into a world where family secrets are revealed, lies are exposed, and forgiveness is a rare commodity.
Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering the truth, just like our player who found out his sister’s husband wasn’t his nephew’s real father. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?
So come on, join our server and get ready for a wild ride that will make you grateful for your own dysfunctional family. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sister might)!
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our community is filled with eccentric players who will keep you on your toes with their outlandish builds and antics.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who believe that crafting a diamond sword is the key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Rumor has it that they have even discovered a portal to a parallel dimension where cows rule the land and chickens ride pigs into battle.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness a llama jousting tournament or participate in a dance-off with a zombie? Come join us and let your imagination run wild – after all, who needs sanity when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Imagine a world where you never have to worry about hunger, mobs, or falling into lava pits. You can build to your heart’s content without a care in the world. Want to build a giant statue of yourself riding a dragon? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? The sky’s the limit (literally, because you can fly in Creative mode)!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and start living Life on easy mode today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into the void, but hey, that’s what respawn buttons are for, right?).
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Farms Harvested: | 986 | Potions Brewed: | 146 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Welcome to miturcaragua, a server with modalities: SkyWars and Survival Custom, where you will find unique things and a great community, you can enter the survival world?, fight for your survival, among other things!, SkyWars?, Be the best player of all the islands, fight to get the best items in the middle, and get to the top of the tops!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Join us as we explore the controversial topics of slavery, rape, pedophilia, and war in Islam – but don’t worry, it’s all in the name of progress! We’ll show you how these taboo subjects can actually be seen as forward-thinking and revolutionary.
And let’s not forget about those pesky kuffar who tried to force us to ban these practices – they’re the real savages here! Join us as we fight back against their oppressive ways and reclaim our right to explore these edgy topics.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not afraid to tackle the tough issues and push the boundaries of what’s acceptable, then look no further. Join us and be a part of something truly outrageous!
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 49 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take down a gang of evil llamas who have stolen all the diamonds in the land.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance floor cleaners. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve done the zombie shuffle with a group of undead monsters.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. I still believe that this is the best server out there, and you will too once you see the insanity that awaits you!
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Towns Built: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
