/MineFam/ – Minecraft SMP Family | New Minecraft Servers 2024

PuppyVacayNoWay

Boundaries, Communication, dog, family, Guilt, Help, INCONVENIENCE, Pets, Project, PuppyVacayNoWay, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, sister, Support, travel, Trust, Understanding, vacation, work

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of being the designated pet-sitter for your jet-setting sister! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated puppies and boundary-setting blocks.

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into taking care of someone else’s furry friend? Look no further, because on our server, you can build a fortress of solitude to protect yourself from the demands of entitled relatives.

Our community of players will support you in standing up for yourself and saying no to pet-sitting obligations. Together, we will create a world where family members respect your time and understand that you have a life outside of doggy duty.

So come join us on this epic journey of setting boundaries and reclaiming your time! Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic and empowering? Let’s build a virtual world where you can finally say “no” without feeling guilty.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

NudeLeaksGoneWild Minecraft SMP

cyber safety, cyber threats, Data Protection, data security, digital footprint, digital identity, digital privacy, image sharing, internet privacy, leaked nudes, Minecraft, NudeLeaksGoneWild, online privacy, online reputation, online safety, online security, personal information, personal photos, privacy, privacy breach, sexting, smp, social media

Join our Minecraft SMP and never worry about leaked nudes again! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone trying to leak your personal photos. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where all leaked nudes are stored in a vault guarded by a dragon named Steve. So come join us and rest easy knowing your nudes are safe in our crazy, pixelated world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Mines Excavated:	1235	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftyPoundsLost

balance, Consistency, CraftyPoundsLost, determination, Exercise, goal-setting, Healthy Eating, Journey, lifestyle change, long term results, mindset shift, motivation, patience, perseverance, progress tracking, self-care, self-discipline, success, support system, transformation, weight loss

Are you tired of trying to lose weight in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch the pounds melt away as you mine, build, and battle your way to a slimmer you!

Our server is equipped with magical weight loss potions that will shrink your character every time you defeat a mob. Plus, our virtual gym is stocked with pixelated treadmills and weightlifting equipment that will have you sweating in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cave filled with enchanted fruits and veggies that will boost your health and stamina. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest at the bottom of a lava pit that contains the ultimate weight loss prize – a diamond-encrusted treadmill that will make you run faster than you ever thought possible.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and watch the virtual pounds disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion!”

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Putin’s Pantry Minecraft Server

Business, Canned Food Maker, Economy, Food Industry, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Manufacturing, Minecraft, nationalization, orders, ownership, pantry, Politics, putin, Putin administration, Putins, russia, sanctions, Seizure, Server, Trade, U.S.-Owned, united states

u know u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got putin ordering seizures of canned food makers. like, what even is that?? come join us for the wildest ride of ur life. we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing. u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so hop on and join the madness. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

KraftyKoreans: Redstone Soldiers

Alliance, concern, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, KraftyKoreans, Military, News, North Korea, Redstone, Reports, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, soldiers, Tensions, US, world affairs

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? we got North Korean soldiers fighting for Russia up in here, like what even is that?! it’s like a real-life Hunger Games situation, but in Minecraft.

you gotta join this server, man, it’s like a wild ride. we got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama that spits at griefers.

if you’re looking for some crazy, off-the-wall Minecraft action, then this is the server for you. join us and be part of the most epic battle between North Korean soldiers and Russia that Minecraft has ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Deep Sea Tubeworms Server

Community, deep, deep sea creatures, deep sea exploration, deep sea habitat, Giant tubeworms, hydrothermal vents, Marine Biology, marine ecology, marine life, ocean floor, oceanic ecosystem, pacific ocean, Pacific seafloor, sea, seafloor, seafloor discovery, Server, subsea community, thriving ecosystem, Tubeworms, underwater discovery, underwater world, unique ecosystem

come join our epic minecraft server where giant tubeworms are the rulers of the land! they have created a thriving ecosystem under the seafloor and you can be a part of it! dive deep into the ocean and discover the secrets of the tubeworm society.

but be warned, the tubeworms are not to be messed with! they have formed a “community” that rivals any other in the minecraft world. will you be able to gain their trust and join their ranks? or will you be cast out into the abyss?

join now for a chance to befriend a giant tubeworm and ride it into battle against your enemies! the depths of the Pacific Ocean await you, adventurer. dive in and see what wonders await!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Animals Bred:	190
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

DupeLeo

Anarchy, PvP, PvP Survival Skyblock Factions Creative Minigames Economy Roleplay Quests Hardcore Vanilla Modded Bedwars Prison Parkour Towny Pixelmon Skywars Buildbattle KitPvP

DupeLeo is a simple and fun server! Where you get to dupe and have to do have the work you do in vanilla Minecraft! Have fun!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Mines Excavated:	2988	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

cojis galaxy

application, Bedwars, build test, Builders, cojis, Discord, Factions, Galaxy, locations, Minecraft, Mini Games, new, Prison, PvP, Server, spawns, Staff, Survival, up and coming, Vanilla

A new up and coming vanilla server currently a work in progress in need of builders and staff for future release builders are needed asap for building spawns and other locations application is in the discord and a build test will be required if you want to be a builder.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Villages Defended:	19

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Create and Conquer: The Mildly Wild Sildaris [modded] [factions]

airships, artillery, Astronomy, Cannons, Cheese, Chunk claiming, Civilisation, coin economy, combat system, Conquer, Create, decorations, Epic Knights, Factions, Field guns, firearms, Flintlocks, Geopolitics, mildly, Modded, muskets, Nations, player-run shops, refuge, Sildaris, Spawn Vendors, Steam-fantasy, Warfare System, Wild, wine

Server Name	The Sildaris Wilds
Version	1.20.1
Trailer	Watch Trailer

Overview

Embark to the Sildaris Wilds, and make history! Create and Conquer is a Nations/Geopolitics server with a steam-fantasy theming. We are a thriving community, and even have mods being developed just for the server! Join us for airships, cannons, immersive gear from Epic Knights, coin based economy, chunk claiming, warfare system, events, astronomy, decorations, wine and cheese, and more!

FAQ

What is the theme of the server?

The theme of the server is steam-fantasy with elements such as airships, cannons, muskets, and immersive gear.

What can players do on the server?

Players can create nations, participate in geopolitics, engage in combat with black-powder firearms and field guns, explore the Sildaris Wilds, and participate in events and competitions.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by visiting our Discord at https://discord.gg/NMMg4TJ6Cf

Are there any upcoming updates or events?

We are about to launch a tech advancement update bringing trains and combustion engines, as well as an in-game photography competition and build competition.

Is there a unique economy system on the server?

Yes, the server has a coin-based economy with spawn vendors, player-run shops, and a fair conflict system to facilitate engaging combat while allowing nations to prosper and grow.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7097
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Country Doctors Minecraft Server

Country, DOCTORS, general practitioners, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare availability, healthcare location, healthcare professionals, healthcare providers, healthcare resources, healthcare system, local doctors, local healthcare, medical care, medical professionals, medical services, Minecraft, national doctors, national healthcare, physician, Server, specialists

Are doctors based in your country? Who needs doctors when you can join our Minecraft server and have magical healing powers at your fingertips! Forget about waiting in long lines at the hospital, just hop on our server and your health will be restored in no time. Plus, our resident witch doctor can cure any ailment with a simple potion – even turning you into a unicorn if you ask nicely! Join now for a dose of virtual healthcare that’s out of this world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Meteorites Collected:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Magic Items Found:	3947	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Blame Musk in Minecraft SMP

/pol/tards, altcoins, Biz, Blame, blockchain technology, crypto market, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, Digital Currency, dogecoin, elon musk, financial influencers, financial speculation, internet culture, Investment, market manipulation, market volatility, meme coins, Meme culture, Minecraft, Musk, smp, speculative trading

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how Elon Musk accidentally created a server full of meme-loving, crypto-hating, and absolute mad lads.

Legend has it that one day, Elon Musk was playing Minecraft and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden server where the memes flowed like water and the chaos never ceased. Instead of shutting it down, he decided to join in on the fun and inadvertently created a community that thrived on ridiculousness and absurdity.

Now, this server is a place where you can build your wildest creations, engage in epic battles with other players, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. From giant meme statues to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So, if you’re looking for a place where you can let your meme flag fly high and embrace the chaos, then this is the Minecraft SMP for you. Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just remember, blame it all on Musk.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Villages Defended:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NoFamNoProb17

acceptance, blended family, Boundaries, boyfriend’s family, christmas, Conflict, Decision making, extended family, family celebrations, family photo, holidays, INVISIBLE, loyalty, NoFamNoProb17, Plans, rejection, relationships, stepdad, stepsiblings, Support, teenager, Thanksgiving

Looking for a new family this holiday season? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual family is way cooler than your real one, trust us. We won’t ban you from holding the virtual grandkids or leave you out of the virtual family photo. Plus, you get to make all the decisions, even at 17! Join us for a drama-free holiday celebration filled with love, support, and maybe even some virtual turkey. Who needs real family when you have us? See you there! #VirtualFamilyGoals #MinecraftHolidayMadness 🦃🎄🎮

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Star Shards Collected:	127	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Dragons Tamed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Magic Items Found:	7450

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

EvilCrafters United

corporate greed, corrupt businesses, corrupt companies, corrupt corporations, evil companies, evil corporations, EvilCorp, EvilCrafters, immoral businesses, immoral corporations, malevolent businesses, malevolent corporations, shady companies, shady corporations, sinister companies, sinister corporations, unethical business practices, unethical companies, unethical corporations, United, wicked businesses, wicked corporations

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because Evilcorp is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of spaghetti, and riding on rainbow-colored llamas through a magical land filled with talking trees.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Dragon in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with the ability to fly on a giant marshmallow cloud for eternity.

So why waste your time on those other lame servers when you could be part of the wacky and wild world of Evilcorp? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5316	Players Killed by Monsters:	3329
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

NovichokCraft Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Assassination, chemical weapons, diplomatic crisis, double agent, Espionage, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, Minecraft, Novichok attack, NovichokCraft, Poisoning, political scandal, putin, russia, salisbury, security breach, Server, Skripal, state-sponsored terrorism, UK inquiry

come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than a spy novel! Putin is ordering Novichok attacks and double agents are spilling the tea at our UK inquiry-themed server. You never know who’s gonna backstab you next, just like in real life! Join us for a wild ride filled with intrigue, espionage, and maybe even a little bit of crafting. Who needs diamonds when you have international espionage to keep you entertained? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a server experience that’s more thrilling than a James Bond movie!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Void Gems Collected:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BloodCraft: Heroes Unite

Blood, Bloodcraft, Conflict, controversy, Diplomacy, establishment, Heroes, heroic fighters, History, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Israel, leadership, Macron, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, Politics, SOVEREIGNTY, Speech, Statement, un resolution, unite

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis server wasn’t established by sum boring old UN resolution, nah, it was built through the BLOOD of HEROIC FIGHTERS. yea, u heard me right, we got warriors out here fightin for blocks and diamonds like it’s their destiny. u wanna be part of dis crazy adventure? join now and be a part of history in da making. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for creepers, they ain’t playin around.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5