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Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 5571 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Zombie Dances: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!