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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 5606 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 35 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Runes Activated: | 0 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!