MineCraftyLoveHandles | New Minecraft Servers 2024

🌟🤣 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws at Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wedding-themed adventure that will have you questioning your life choices faster than you can say “I do”! 🎮💒

🤯 Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly your fiance (NPC of course) pops up out of nowhere and tells you to lose 10 pounds before the big day. What a plot twist! 😂💎

🙅‍♀️ But wait, there’s more! As you navigate through our server, you’ll encounter European vs American cultural clashes, body positivity battles, and screaming matches that make creepers look tame. It’s like reality TV, but with pixelated blocks! 📺🤪

💔 Will you choose to get over the drama and continue planning your pixelated wedding, or will you break off the engagement and start a new life with your trusty diamond sword by your side? The choice is yours, but either way, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes! 👰🤵‍♂️💥

Join now for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than a redstone contraption built by a toddler! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining! 😜🎉

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Kicklex

Survival

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Dragons Tamed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3986	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

TitoCraft #Forever

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Star Shards Collected:	246	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MSRebound

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Village mine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to our village mine! The Dorfmine is a German-speaking Minecraft server for up to 100 players, with a classic freebuild concept and an extensive zone system so that your buildings are completely protected – you simply look for a nice place, place a box and create your zone, which you too later you can manage it completely independently. With us you don’t have to rely on any team members, but, just like in single player, you have complete freedom without having to worry about strangers destroying your things.Surrounded by a constantly growing but manageable community that always helps each other out, you will be looked after by a very experienced team. Our servers are online 24/7 to offer you an exceptional and lag-free gaming experience.We look forward to welcoming you to our village mine and wish you a lot of fun on our server! 🙂

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

FTB Direwolf20 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ftb.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Star Shards Collected:	274	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Hypix MC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Crops Grown:	2849	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Project-Euphoria

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

Welcome to Project Euphoria, where the enchanting realms of Minecraft and Pokémon collide in an electrifying fusion! Prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other as you embark on an epic journey through our meticulously crafted Pixelmon server.Step into a world where the familiar landscapes of Minecraft transform into a vibrant tapestry of Pokémon habitats. Immerse yourself in the lush, pixelated landscapes as you encounter and capture your favorite Pokémon. Whether you’re a seasoned Pokémon Trainer or a Minecraft explorer, Project Euphoria offers a playground of endless possibilities.What sets Project Euphoria apart? Our server boasts a meticulously designed map that seamlessly integrates the best of both Minecraft and the Pokémon universe. Traverse sprawling biomes, battle wild Pokémon, and build your dream Pokémon Center in the heart of the Minecraft world. Our dedicated team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that captures the essence of both games, delivering an experience that is both nostalgic and innovative.Gather your friends, form alliances, and engage in epic Pokémon battles in our custom-built arenas. Compete to become the ultimate Pokémon Master or collaborate to build the most awe-inspiring Pokémon Gym. The choice is yours, and the adventure awaits!But the excitement doesn’t stop there. Project Euphoria is constantly evolving, with regular updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging. From special Pokémon spawns to exclusive in-game challenges, there’s always something new to discover.Join us on Project Euphoria and unlock the gateway to a world where Minecraft and Pokémon converge in a symphony of creativity and exploration. Are you ready to embark on the ultimate Pixelmon adventure? Your journey begins here!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6554	Falling into the Void:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Steel Realm

Earth, Economy, Factions, Raiding, Survival

Steel Realm is a 1.20.1 Minecraft Earth kingdoms server, where you can fight for land, might and glory. Start your adventure by completing daily quests, killing mobs, mining, selling items for money. Become rich, expand your kingdom and conquer the world! If you don’t like wars, you can become pacifist and enjoy the server like a normal survival multiplayer.– Earth map; – Kingdoms and wars; – Multiple jobs, including miner, woodcutter, hunter; – Veinminer and tree chopper system; – Custom weapons and locations; – Better potions; – NPC duels; – Skills; This is your chance!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Void Gems Collected:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Trindade Craft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Are you wandering around this site looking for a server where you can make real friends and not feel alone? or looking for adventures and competitions? Or are you a master builder?So come to our server THAT NEVER RESETS! Here you can:1.Build your dream home in a beautiful city 2.Buy and sell items in stores 3. Marry another player and have your own pet 4. Play survival mode alone or with friends 5. Create your clan/faction and fight against other clans/factions 6. Participate in the realm where players rule the server 7. Store your items, money and XP in the bank 8. Read the newspaper/TV made by the players 9. And the best part: our server never resets, so you’ll never miss anything!Come soon and be part of our family! Here you will have fun, make friends, feel welcomed and accepted. This is the best Minecraft server out there!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).