MineCraftyLoveHandles | New Minecraft Servers 2024

🌟🤣 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws at Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wedding-themed adventure that will have you questioning your life choices faster than you can say “I do”! 🎮💒

🤯 Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly your fiance (NPC of course) pops up out of nowhere and tells you to lose 10 pounds before the big day. What a plot twist! 😂💎

🙅‍♀️ But wait, there’s more! As you navigate through our server, you’ll encounter European vs American cultural clashes, body positivity battles, and screaming matches that make creepers look tame. It’s like reality TV, but with pixelated blocks! 📺🤪

💔 Will you choose to get over the drama and continue planning your pixelated wedding, or will you break off the engagement and start a new life with your trusty diamond sword by your side? The choice is yours, but either way, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes! 👰🤵‍♂️💥

Join now for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than a redstone contraption built by a toddler! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining! 😜🎉

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Star Shards Collected:	149	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mines Excavated:	3514	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	256	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Love Letters Sent:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Villages Defended:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Divine Spears Created:	26
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Potions Brewed:	59	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Towns Built:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	346908	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

AquaSmp

Survival

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6231
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Ores Mined:	9312
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Animals Bred:	83
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.