MineCraftyLoveHandles | New Minecraft Servers 2024

🌟🤣 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws at Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wedding-themed adventure that will have you questioning your life choices faster than you can say “I do”! 🎮💒

🤯 Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly your fiance (NPC of course) pops up out of nowhere and tells you to lose 10 pounds before the big day. What a plot twist! 😂💎

🙅‍♀️ But wait, there’s more! As you navigate through our server, you’ll encounter European vs American cultural clashes, body positivity battles, and screaming matches that make creepers look tame. It’s like reality TV, but with pixelated blocks! 📺🤪

💔 Will you choose to get over the drama and continue planning your pixelated wedding, or will you break off the engagement and start a new life with your trusty diamond sword by your side? The choice is yours, but either way, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes! 👰🤵‍♂️💥

Join now for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than a redstone contraption built by a toddler! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining! 😜🎉

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

BoppleMC

Mini Games

A minecraft server called boppleMC that has loads of games, 24/7 updates, crazy textures, a support team, and loads of mini-game crap. Come in now!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

ThunderTown

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	56
New Chunks Explored:	795175	Dragon Eggs Found:	6553
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Buildings Constructed:	31	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MineVillage

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5800	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Quantum Realm

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

UnrealCraft Network

Survival

Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	9408

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Love Letters Sent:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	74	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Star Shards Collected:	97
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	28

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	7163	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Star Shards Collected:	174
Void Gems Collected:	24	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.