MineCrafty Fate: Order of LOLs | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyBanter: Kicked4Banter

Argument, Blame, BlockyBanter, cleaning, couch surfing, emotional, friendship, Frustration, gas money, groceries, heater, host, kicked out, Kicked4Banter, Lazy, LEAVING, maintenance, Messy, Meta, misplace belongings, pilot light, Routine, starting over

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2016
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be blamed for every little thing that goes wrong? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic adventures and build your dream world without the fear of being accused of messing up someone’s heater pilot light. Our community is drama-free and full of laughs, just like that time when my friend blamed me for his missing socks and I found them in the fridge. Trust me, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re the type to blame others for your own mistakes, in which case, maybe stay away. But for everyone else, come join the fun and let’s build some blocky masterpieces together!

MindCrafted SMP

creepy, Disturbing, eerie, Hallucinations, Horror, Immersive, messed with your head, mind control, mind games, mind-bending, MindCrafted, PARANOIA, psychological horror, psychological manipulation, psychological thriller, smp, surreal, Twisted, twisted reality, unsettling, video game

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7206
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Villages Defended:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Enchantments Applied:	190	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind. So like, this server is so crazy, it’s like if Minecraft and a unicorn had a baby and that baby was raised by a pack of wild llamas. Yeah, it’s that insane.

First off, the spawn point is a giant rainbow made of diamonds and every time you step on it, you get a free puppy. I know, right?! And the best part is, the puppies can talk and they give you quests to go on epic adventures. Like one time, I had to find a magical cheeseburger hidden in a dungeon guarded by a giant chicken. It was wild, bro.

Oh, and did I mention the custom mobs? Yeah, we got zombie pandas that shoot lasers out of their eyes and creepers that explode into confetti. It’s like a party every time you leave your house.

And the best part is, the admins are super chill and always throwing random events like a dance party in the Nether or a treasure hunt in the End. You never know what’s gonna happen next, but you know it’s gonna be lit.

So if you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’ll mess with your head in the best way possible.

CraftyTales: Unbelievable Adventures

Adventures, CraftyTales, credibility, credibility Storytelling, credibility Unbelievable encounters, credibility Unbelievable experiences, credibility Unbelievable situations, incredulity, incredulity Storytelling, incredulity Tall tales, incredulity Unbelievable tales, skepticism, skepticism Tall tales, skepticism Unbelievable accounts, storytelling, storytelling Hard to believe stories, storytelling Unbelievable narratives, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable anecdotes, unbelievable events Unbelievable memories, unbelievable memories Unbelievable incidents, unbelievable situations Unbelievable recollections, unbelievable stories

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8249
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Have you ever tried to convince your friends that you once rode a flying pig in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon activity! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, talking cows, and secret dungeons guarded by dancing skeletons. Trust us, your friends will never believe the epic adventures you’ll have on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start crafting your own unbelievable stories today!

ElonCraft Minecraft Server

Cyber Security, elon musk, ElonCraft, entrepreneur, Government, homeland security, innovation, Minecraft, monitor, national security, Officials, online activity, Posts, risk management, Server, social media, spacex, Surveillance, Technology, tesla, threat assessment, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9947
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Dragons Tamed:	4
Towns Built:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Votes:	4401

so, like, this server is so lit that even uk homeland security officials are all over it. they’re like, constantly monitoring elon musk’s posts to make sure they’re not leaking any top secret info about our server. like, if that’s not a reason to join, i don’t know what is. plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you the ultimate minecraft warrior. so like, what are you waiting for? join now before the feds shut us down!

FiberCraft GutBoosters

Altered, Body, Boost, changing, COMPOSITION, diet, digestion, FiberCraft, fibre, good gut bacteria, GutBoosters, health, immune system, INFECTIONS, life-threatening, Microbiome, nutrition, prebiotics, Predict, probiotics, study, wellness

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1205
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9637
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6401	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we feed your gut bacteria with all the fibre you need to boost your body against infections! our studies have shown that the composition of your gut microbiome can predict how likely you are to die from infections, but fear not! you can alter it by changing your diet on our server!

we have all the craziest foods to feed your gut bacteria, from pixelated broccoli to diamond-encrusted apples! join us and watch as your gut microbiome becomes stronger than ever before, ready to take on any infection that comes your way!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and start feeding those good gut bacteria like never before! your body will thank you, and you’ll be invincible in no time!

Super duper cool server Minecraft server

Account.., Adventure, banner, Community, Creative, description, Gaming, image, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, OWNER, Player vs Player, Roleplay, Server, Super Duper Cool Server, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6913
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	31937	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Love Letters Sent:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

The owner of the “Super Duper Cool Server” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

QubexCraft.aternos.me:42405

Saintcraft

Biomes, Christian, Community, developers, Discord, Economy, Factions, FAITH, Gaming, java, Lands, Nations, Plugins, SaintCraft, Server, smp, study groups, Survival, Terrain, Vanilla, Website, weekly game nights

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8411
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ores Mined:	8776	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Server Name:	SAINTCRAFT CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER
Server Type:	Christian Minecraft Server
Server Features:	Modern, item-based economy Custom commands and recipes Plugins and features made in-house Beautiful, custom terrain generation Player lands, nations, and factions Strong Christian foundation
Java version support:	1.21.3+
Website:	https://saintcraft.us
Discord:	https://discord.gg/GtPAANpBg4

Overview:

Saintcraft is a new and exciting free-to-play Christian Minecraft server; the place to go for a faith-filled Minecraft experience. With a dedicated staff and a strong international Christian community, Saintcraft offers a unique vanilla survival experience with custom commands and plugins developed in-house. Join today to find your place in this growing community!

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions):

Q: Can non-Christians join the server?

A: Yes, people from all walks of life are welcome to join Saintcraft and experience our community.

Q: Are there age restrictions for joining the server?

A: Users aged 13 and older are encouraged to join our Discord community, where we host weekly game nights and faith study groups.

Q: What makes Saintcraft different from other Minecraft servers?

A: Saintcraft offers a strong Christian foundation, a unique item-based economy, custom plugins, and a supportive community that sets it apart from other servers.

Q: How can I join the server as a Java player?

A: Java players can connect at play.saintcraft.us

Q: Are there weekly events on the server?

A: Yes, we host weekly game nights and faith study groups on our Discord community.

Mystic Web of Laughter 1.20.4

1.20.4, ai, Cyberpunk, Digital, dystopian, Future, futuristic, ha, innovation, internet culture, Laughter, mystic, real, robotics, science fiction, Technology, that, virtual reality, web, webm

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8794
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Yo, bro, forget about the real world, Cyberpunk is now real in this Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride through neon-lit cities, flying cars, and futuristic technology that will blow your mind!

Ditch the boring old world and immerse yourself in a virtual reality where anything is possible. Build your own cybernetic enhancements, hack into virtual networks, and battle against rogue AIs for ultimate domination.

Don’t miss out on the chance to live out your cyberpunk fantasies in this insane Minecraft server. Trust me, once you enter this digital realm, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the cyber madness begin!

GiftReturnGriefCraft

aita, Boyfriend, Cheap, christmas gift, clothes, DATING, Excited, financial burden, Food, GiftReturnGriefCraft, Gifts, hinting, hurt, PLUSHIE, research, RETURN, small plush, thoughtless, ungrateful, Upset

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9691
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	256	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mines Excavated:	2349	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of receiving subpar gifts from your significant other? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only gifts you’ll receive are diamonds, enchanted gear, and rare items! No more disappointing plushies or last-minute purchases, just epic loot and endless adventures!

Forget about hinting at what you want, on our server, you’ll have access to a wish list feature where you can let everyone know exactly what you’re looking for. No more cheap gifts or excuses about ordering late, only top-tier presents fit for a Minecraft king or queen like yourself!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the joy of receiving gifts that truly make you feel appreciated and valued. Who needs a tiny plushie when you can have a virtual castle made of diamonds? Don’t settle for less, join us today and start living your best Minecraft life!

CompliCraft SMP: U R Block-tastic!

Admiration, affirmation, appreciation, best compliment, blocktastic, Boost, CompliCraft, Confidence, ego boost, encouragement, flattery, Grateful, gratefulness, kind words, positive feedback, praise, Received, recognition, self esteem, smp, thankful, thankful heart, validation

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2141
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Zombie Dances:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Holy Grails Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

OMG, so like, this Minecraft SMP is like, the most epic server ever, bro. Like, you gotta join because we have the best compliments, like, ever. People are always saying stuff like “your pixelated skin looks like a majestic unicorn riding a rainbow” or “your block placing skills are on fleek, bro.” It’s like, so lit, you know?

And, like, the community is just so amazing, man. We have this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he loves potatoes so much. And then there’s this other player who only speaks in pig latin. Oinkay, that’s just hilarious, amirite?

But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground disco party every Saturday night where we all wear diamond armor and dance to the sweet tunes of Minecraft music discs. It’s like, the party of the century, bro.

So, like, if you wanna join the most epic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, then you gotta join us, man. It’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise you that. See you in the pixelated world, my dude!

CraftyDateNight

amazing date, awesome date, best date, CraftyDateNight, Date night, dream date, fantastic date, favorite date, great date, ideal date, incredible date, long term relationship, love story, memorable date, perfect date, romantic date, romantic evening, special date, unforgettable date, wonderful date

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3020
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6256
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Have you ever gone on a date with a Creeper? No? Well, you’re missing out! On our server, you can go on romantic walks with explosive companions and watch the sunset together as they blow up everything in sight. It’s a blast, literally!

Join our server and experience the thrill of fighting off an army of zombie pigmen while riding on the back of a flying pig. Trust us, it’s a real squeal!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond armor-wearing chicken that lays enchanted eggs. Who needs a fairy godmother when you have a magical poultry friend like that?

So why waste time on boring dates when you can have the time of your life on our server? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Putin’s PvP Palace Minecraft Server

Conflict, criticism, Diplomacy, Disappointment, dissatisfaction, foreign policy, Government, handling, international relations, leadership, meduza, military intervention, Minecraft, oligarchs, Palace, Politics, putin, Putins, PvP, Reports, Russian elite, sanctions, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8045
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian elite players who are disappointed about putin’s handling of war in ukraine, meduza reports! we have crazy battles and drama that will make your head spin! join now to see what all the fuss is about and maybe even join the russian elite yourself! who knows what kind of chaos will ensue on this wild server!

CraftyNATO: TrumpedDefense

air defenses, Alliance, control, CraftyNATO, defense strategy, defense systems, eastern europe, Europe, Geopolitical, international relations, Military, military cooperation, nato, Poland, SECURITY, Support, transition of power, trump, Trump administration, TrumpedDefense, Ukraine, US

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1870
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Star Shards Collected:	266
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

so like, this server is like the ultimate battleground for all you minecraft warriors out there. we got NATO taking control from US of air defenses in Poland, just to support Ukraine. like, who even does that in minecraft, right? and get this, it happened just days before Trump takes office. so if you wanna be part of some crazy international conflict in a blocky world, this server is the place to be. join now and show off your skills in the most epic battles ever!

BlockBrain Memory Loss – PTSD Haven

BlockBrain, Haven, Loss, Memory, ptsd

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3665
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
New Chunks Explored:	962602	Gods Slained:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	12

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we help u suppress memories like a pro! our brain scans show dat u can recover ur memory control and become a memory master! we got da hippocampus on lock, cuz we all about dat key memory center in da brain, yo. if u got chronic PTSD, no worries, we help u gain volume in ur hippocampi like never before. join now for a wild ride of memory madness and epic recoveries!

PunchCraft 1.21.4

1.21.4, action, Anime, bald hero, comedy, funny hero, garou, Genos, Hero, hero association, japanese animation, Manga, One Punch Man, Popular Anime, powerful hero, PunchCraft, saitama, satire, satire on superheroes, SuperHero, tatsumaki, webcomic

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	476
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Emeralds Found:	1702	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Join our Minecraft server because we have a player who used to be problematic but now he’s totally chill and not causing any drama. Like, who wouldn’t want to be a part of that wild transformation? Plus, you never know what other crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server. It’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun, so hop on board and let’s see where this crazy ride takes us!

Players:	92/200	Votes:	5940
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	238
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1