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SmartyPantsMC SMP

astute, brainpower, Brainy, Bright, Clever, Crafty, Cunning, deceptive, GENIUS, Insightful, intellectual, intelligence, perceptive, savvy, sharp, shrewd, Sly, Smarter, SmartyPantsMC, smp, underestimated, Wise

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4634
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97

Hey gamers, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell you about this server that is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

First of all, our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone and can build insane contraptions with their tiny wings. They may look like regular chickens, but don’t be fooled, they are the real brains behind this operation.

We also have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you at all costs. And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon a hidden portal that will take you to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the chickens are the real rulers. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DumpedCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, attachment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Breakup, Communication, Conflict, DAUGHTER, DUMPED, DumpedCraft, emotions, Friends, Girlfriend, high school, Minecraft, mom, parenting, relationship, Respect, Server, Son, teenagers

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3113
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of high school relationships gone wrong!

Join us and witness the epic saga of Dylan and Melanie unfold before your very eyes. From heartbreak to sweater retrieval missions, this server has it all. Will Dylan apologize for not wanting to date Melanie anymore? Will Melanie ever recover from the breakup heard ’round the server?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense conversations with other players’ parents about their kids’ dating lives. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

So come on down and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and questionable parenting decisions. Who needs a soap opera when you have our server? Join now and witness the chaos for yourself!

GreenEyedAbandonment

Abandoned, aita, alcohol, Asshole, blue eyes, brother, Confrontation, Cult, disowned, facebook, family relationships, foster care, Friend, green eyes, GreenEyedAbandonment, intolerant, jaw drop, Nonbinary, Sane, shitshow, shunning

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8699
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the drama of real life and enter a world where eye color doesn’t matter! On our server, having green eyes won’t get you disowned by your family – in fact, it might even make you stand out in a crowd of blocky characters!

We can’t promise you won’t run into any cults or family drama, but at least you’ll have a group of friends to back you up when things get crazy. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find some long-lost siblings with purple or pink eyes – anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

So come join us and let’s build a world where eye color is just a fun fact, not a reason for family feuds. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough – or in this case, a player with emerald eyes!

LonelyCraft SMP

Abandoned, alone, dejected, depression, Desolate, disconnected, Empty, Forlorn, friendless, introverted, ISOLATED, ISOLATION, lack of communication, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, Melancholy, neglected, Sadness, smp, social withdrawal, solitary, solitude

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1024
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	155	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Dragon Eggs Found:	4269	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Enchantments Applied:	90	Endless Legions Commanded:	30

Bro, if you’re spending more time talking to Minecraft villagers than actual real-life humans, it’s time to join our epic SMP! We’ve got more virtual friends than you can shake a pickaxe at. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. So if you want to test your skills against the ultimate Minecraft legend, you better join us ASAP! And don’t even get me started on the secret diamond mine we have hidden under spawn. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the crazy adventures and shenanigans that go down on our server. Lonely no more, my friend. Join us and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Celeb Feet Thread Minecraft SMP

best of the best, celeb, Celeb feet, celeb foot pics, celeb foot worship, celebrity feet, celebrity foot model, celebrity soles, celebrity toes, famous feet, feet, foot admiration, foot fetish, foot fetish community, foot fetish content, foot fetish discussion., foot fetish forum, foot fetishism, foot lovers, foot pics, foot worship, Minecraft, smp, Thread

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3807
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of wild wolves wearing top hats. Legend has it that anyone who mines from this diamond mine will gain the power to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from their nostrils. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who have mastered the art of parkour and can run faster than a speeding minecart. Join them in their quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon who has been terrorizing the land with his terrible dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server and become the best of the best in all of blocky land!

Crafty20sRegrets Minecraft SMP

Adulthood, advice, career development, Crafty20sRegrets, Decision making, early 20s, Experience, guidance, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Mentorship, Minecraft, personal growth, Reflection, regret, relationships, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, smp, wisdom

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4879
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

OMG, like, if I could go back to my early 20s, I would totally tell myself to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, this server is the bomb dot com!

First of all, the admins are like, super hot and they give out free diamonds to anyone who joins. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can find enchanted golden apples just lying around!

But the best part is the crazy adventures you’ll have with the other players. I once teamed up with this dude who had a pet dragon and we went on a quest to slay the Ender Dragon while riding llamas. It was insane!

So yeah, if you want to level up your Minecraft game and have a ton of laughs along the way, you HAVE to join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #bestserverever 😂🎮💎🐉

ChildSuppCraft Minecraft Server

abandonment, absent father, blended families, Boundaries, child support, ChildSuppCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional baggage, family disputes, family dynamics, family history, Fatherhood, financial support, forgiveness, generational trauma, Minecraft, parental responsibilities, past trauma, relationships, Resentment, Server, trust issues

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8544
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	155	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual family without any of the real-life drama!

On our server, you can create your own ranch house just like the one in the story, but with no pesky stairs for unwanted relatives to move in. Trust us, it’s a one-floor paradise!

Forget about child support payments and family arguments, on our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring endless possibilities. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can game in peace without any rude comments from virtual step-relatives.

Join now and leave all the real-life family drama behind. Who needs a dad who only reaches out for his own benefit when you can have a whole virtual community to support you? Let’s build a better family together, one block at a time!

MineCraftyHolidayFun2024

aita, assholery, christmas, Civil, Community, December 2024, families, family time, Feedback, holiday break, MineCraftyHolidayFun2024, Moderators, New Year, open forum, Regional, Restricted, rules, Spinoffs, Suggestions, travel

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6031
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Buildings Constructed:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server where we take our holidays seriously! Last year, we had a bit of a mishap with the server going into POO MODE during Christmas and New Year’s, but fear not, this year we are going all out with a Restricted mode for the entire holiday period. Why, you ask? Because even mods need family time, and some of us need to travel to get away from the crazies in our lives (looking at you, Aunt Karen).

But don’t worry, once January 2 rolls around, the server will be back to normal and you can resume your usual Assholery. So mark your calendars and get ready for some epic Minecraft adventures in 2025!

And remember, no direct links or uncensored screenshots allowed – we like to keep things classy around here. So join us on this wild ride and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next holiday season). See you on the server!

Anxiety-Free Mindset SMP

AnxietyFree, mindset, smp

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5007
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4

Are you tired of living in a world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you find yourself daydreaming about epic adventures and crazy shenanigans? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us and embark on wild quests, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures like the legendary Chickenzilla and the fearsome Creeper King. Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, master builders, and expert treasure hunters just waiting to team up with you.

But beware, because this SMP is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere on the map that leads to a dimension filled with dancing pigs and talking sheep. Will you be brave enough to find it?

So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of chaos and laughter, then join us on our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what crazy adventures await you!

Sushi Supreme Minecraft Server

Government, Japan, japanese history, Japanese politics, Japanese Prime Minister, Japanese Prime Minister History, Japanese Prime Minister Ranking, Japanese Prime Minister Tier List Creator, Japanese Prime Minister Tiermaker, Junichiro Koizumi, leadership, Long Tail Tags: Japanese Prime Minister Tier List, Minecraft, Naoto Kan, Politics, Prime Ministers of Japan, Ranking, Server, Shinzo Abe, SUPREME, sushi, Tier List, Tier List Creator, tiermaker, Yasuhiro Nakasone, Yoshihide Suga

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2444
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Astral Projections Made:	2
Magic Items Found:	5403	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old builds and mini-games? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a virtual army of Japanese Prime Ministers ready to battle it out in epic PvP matches. From Shinzo Abe wielding a diamond sword to Yoshihide Suga casting spells with a magic wand, you’ll never know what to expect in this wild and wacky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where all the Prime Ministers gather to plan their next move. Will they build a giant robot to take over the server? Will they declare war on the neighboring realms? The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know when a Prime Minister might sneak up on you with a surprise attack!

””/Brit/”” – Minecraft SMP – BlockyBritney

BlockyBritney, Brit, British Christmas music, british culture, british music, CHOON, Chrimbo, christmas carols, christmas classics, Christmas hits, Christmas music video, christmas playlist, christmas songs, Christmas track, edish, festive tunes, holiday favorites, holiday music, Minecraft, seasonal music, smp, UK artists

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6353
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Secret Passages Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	46
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of dancing creepers. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to show off their sick moves to the tune of “Chrimbo CHOON edish” on repeat.

Want to build a majestic castle? Well, good luck because our server is plagued by a mischievous group of flying pigs who constantly steal your building materials.

But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant game of musical chairs, with the last player standing getting a diamond block as a prize.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such madness and mayhem while still trying to survive in the world of Minecraft? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

💜 Survival without mods, PVE, PVP 💜 Minecraft server

Adventure, Antispam, building, Cases, Community, competitive, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, Magic, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, survival mode, without mods

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7930
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	200	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	New Chunks Explored:	393482
Enchantments Applied:	203	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Falling into the Void:	3

The owner of the server “Survival without mods PVE PVP” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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CraftyPoe2G – Minecraft Server

Buy Key, chat channel, CraftyPoe2G, Early Access Key, FAQ, Game Database, Game Wiki, Global 1488old, Ingame Chat, Ladder, live updates, Minecraft, new patch, patch notes, Path of Exile, Path of Exile 2, Server, Temporal Lord’s Portal Effect, Trade Site, twitch drops, Wiki

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8366
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	178
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans.

Our latest patch notes include adding flying pigs, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party for all players to enjoy. Plus, we have exclusive Twitch drops that will give your character a Temporal Lord’s Portal Effect, making you the envy of all your friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our launch live updates feature a new mini-game where you have to dodge flaming llamas while riding on a rollercoaster made of diamond blocks. Trust us, it’s as insane as it sounds.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to buy an early access key to our server, where you can trade with other players, climb the ladder to the top, and explore our extensive game database filled with hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and enter our ingame chat channel/global 1488old to meet other players who are just as crazy as you are. See you in the game, and may the exploding chickens be ever in your favor!

Minecraft SMP – Your Daily /Creeper/ Source for Laughs

/vt/ KWAB of the Year 2024., Android, chuuba, converse, CorpoCar, creeper, Daily, Divegrass Before Christmas, Events, Froot-themed tea, geega, Grimoire, Holo Gamers, Holo New Year Game Festival, holoHoliday live, hololive, hololive English Myth, hololive friends with U, holopro, Hoshimachi Suisei, Ironmouse, Kaneko Lumi, laughs, maeve kagekiri, Magical Girl holoWitches, Manzai voice collection pack, Minecraft, mori calliope, News, niche gamer, nijisanji en, Ninomae Ina’nis, odyssey, Omaru Polka, Otonose Kanade, phase connect, Phase Euphoria, Phase Invader, phase invaders, Quinted Spectrum, Season of Frost, Shirakami Fubuki, Shishiro Botan, smp, source, suri solari, TCG, Tenma Maemi, Tokoyami Towa, Tokyo Mew Mew, USA expansion, V-Jump, Vantacrow Bringer, vshojo, Vtuber, whispering voice pack, Yagoo, Yamato God Kaiiitan, yurikago kokone, zentreya

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9681
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft SMP where the only news you need is about the wild and wacky world of chuubas! HoloPro’s Omaru Polka dropped a new outfit and covered a Tokyo Mew Mew song, while Holo Gamers are celebrating their 6th anniversary with free merch – because why not? Mori Calliope’s concert sold out faster than you can say “GriMoire,” and she’s dropping hints about a new holoEN group song called “Odyssey.”

But wait, there’s more! Shishiro Botan debuted a Jirai Kei outfit that’s hotter than lava, and Hoshimachi Suisei is teaming up with CONVERSE to release shoes that are out of this world. Plus, hololive is releasing plushies that will make you squeal with joy, and a whispering voice pack that will soothe your soul.

In other news, Nijisanji’s Vantacrow Bringer is taking a break to rest his throat – but don’t worry, he’s still streaming with a text-to-speech voice that’s pure comedy gold. And VShojo is getting into the merch game with outfits for dragons and cyborgs that will make you look cooler than a polar bear’s toenails.

Phase Connect is dropping beats like it’s hot, with new songs and merch that will make you want to dance like nobody’s watching. And in local news, the Divegrass Before Christmas tournament has crowned a winner – and it’s not who you’d expect.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this world of chuubas and chaos? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the madness begin!

Navigating This Minecraft Server

20s, 4chan, 4chan user, attractiveness, campus life, college, Crush, DATING, Experience, fear, Friend, humor, Insecurity, Minecraft, navigating, older guy, Prostitute, relationships, Self Discovery, self esteem, Server, social anxiety, VIRGINITY

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	436
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a hideous freak because you spend all day on 4chan? Do you want to escape your 28-year-old virgin status and finally experience the joys of being attractive to the opposite sex? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and become a virtual stud, where girls will flock to you like bees to honey. No longer will you have to worry about being a virgin, because on our server, you’ll be the master of your own destiny. Who needs a prostitute when you can impress the ladies with your building skills and charm?

So come on, leave your 4chan days behind and step into a world where you’re the attractive older guy that all the girls desire. Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best virtual life!