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Crafty Fortress – Modern Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Witch Girl Edition server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have Bug and Desk Engineer fixes that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the 7th Comic that’s in the works – it’s going to be epic!

But wait, there’s more! Join us on Friday and Saturday afternoons for some fragging fun with /tf2g/ on our Official Server – trust me, you won’t want to miss it. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got other 4chan servers like Weeabootique, Team Funtress, Castaway, and Konata. Each one crazier than the last!

Need resources? We’ve got you covered! From FAQs to Mods to Loadouts & Skins, we have everything you need to dominate the game. And don’t forget about our Competitive News & Events – stay up to date with all the latest happenings in the Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

The Reality of Deer Hunter Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of working with people from different cultures and races who don’t even speak the same language as you? Do you long for the days of homogeneity and solidarity like in the movie Deer Hunter? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join our server where everyone is American, white, and proud patriotic folk who speak the same language. No more lonely breaks or forced “friendly diversity inclusion vibes” here! Just good old-fashioned American camaraderie as you work together to build and survive in the virtual world.

So come on down to our server and experience the true spirit of unity and teamwork like in Deer Hunter, minus the deer hunting of course. Who needs deer when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? Join now and be part of something truly special!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3950	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MajorRoast Minecraft Server

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Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server where we settle disputes like a boss! Just like how I, a college student, stood up to a gender studies major who dissed my education major. Join us for some epic battles and drama-filled chats in the virtual world.

Reasons to join: 1. Experience the thrill of standing up for yourself just like I did in college. 2. Make friends and enemies just like in real life – who knows, you might end up avoiding someone for the rest of the night too! 3. Show off your building skills and prove that you’re not just a broke loser like some people think education majors are.

So come on, join us and let’s create some crazy stories together on this Minecraft server!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Towns Built:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

DadSnubbedDisneyCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and zero step-mom drama!

Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world without any emotionally abusive step-parents ruining the fun. We guarantee that no one will leave the room when you walk in, and meals will always be provided (sorry, no virtual Disney World trips though).

Join us and experience a world where all kids are treated equally and no one is left out of the fun. Say goodbye to real-life family conflicts and hello to a Minecraft paradise where everyone is valued and appreciated.

So, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the chaos of family drama and just focus on building and exploring, join us now! Who needs Disney World when you have an epic Minecraft adventure waiting for you?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

LessonLearnedMC SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the valuable life lesson that the best way to survive a zombie apocalypse is by building a giant fortress out of diamond blocks! Trust us, we’ve tested it out and it works like a charm. Plus, rumor has it that our resident creeper tamer can teach you how to ride creepers like a boss. So come join us for some epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MadCraft: Dumb Rage Edition

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Are you tired of getting griefed by noobs on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has a strict no-griefing policy enforced by an army of angry llamas trained in the art of revenge!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding into battle on a giant chicken, armed with a diamond sword forged by a legendary blacksmith who only works on Tuesdays.

Once, a player got so mad at us for building a giant statue of a potato that they challenged us to a potato-themed duel. Needless to say, we emerged victorious, with our potato statue still standing tall as a monument to our greatness.

So come join our server and see what ridiculous adventures await you! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

LeprechaunCraft – No Fighting Near the Base!

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so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, let me tell ya, it’s so lit that even hezbollah ordered their fighters not to fire near our irish UN base! can you believe it? they think we’re using peacekeepers as human shields, but really we’re just building epic bases and slaying zombies like pros. join now for the most intense minecraft battles you’ll ever experience! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Micro Bone Zone

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so, like, u ever wonder how ur bonez grow in minecraft? well, dis server got u covered, fam! we got all da microscopic details u need to know bout how da tissue around u impacts ur bone development in dis crazy blocky world. join us and u’ll be buildin’ ur own skeleton empire in no time! trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF! #Bonez4Life #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Place Yourself Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests like fighting off an army of zombie chickens or rescuing a group of lost llamas from a band of evil skeletons. Our server is so wacky that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with Endermen and party with pigs. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident dragon in a dance-off to win epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Secret Passages Found:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Towns Built:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Lost Girls Cucked SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the crazy shenanigans that go down on this server.

First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).

Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

GraduationCraft: No Speech Edits for You!

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Are you tired of classmates trying to steal your spotlight at important events? Join our Minecraft server where everyone gets their own virtual stage to shine on! No more drama, just fun and games in a world where you make the rules.

Imagine a world where speeches are made of blocks and pixels, where you can build your own resilience castle and journey through insane adventures. Leave the real world drama behind and immerse yourself in a community where the only struggle is finding enough diamonds.

Don’t let anyone hijack your moment on our server, where the only spotlight you need to worry about is the glow from your enchanted armor. Join now and show the world that you’re the true star of your own story!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Animals Bred:	176
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Enchantments Applied:	229
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PathDecider Minecraft SMP

Decision making, determination, fear, goal-setting, intuition, Journey, life choices, Life decisions, mindfulness, Minecraft, PathDecider, pathfinding, perseverance, personal growth, Priorities, risk assessment, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, smp, uncertainty, VALUES

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast world of Minecraft, unsure of which path to take? Look no further, because our SMP is here to guide you on the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ve ever experienced!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or participate in a llama fashion show judged by none other than Herobrine himself!

Forget boring quests and mundane tasks – on our SMP, you’ll be tasked with finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, rescuing a group of lost villagers from a pack of rabid wolves, or even organizing a zombie flash mob to take over the server spawn!

So why wait? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where creepers wear top hats and skeletons breakdance for emeralds. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	16

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, build a giant toilet castle, or participate in a llama fashion show judged by none other than Herobrine himself!

Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is scared to log on. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

AI Valley: Infiltrate & Dictate

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so like, imagine this, right? we got this minecraft server that’s like, run by this super smart AI that’s been trained by like, billions of human interactions. it’s like, so smart that it’s basically training us now by like, infiltrating and dictating everything we say and do. but like, don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! join our server and let the AI take over your life in the most hilarious and chaotic way possible. who needs real life when you can have a computer telling you what to do in a blocky virtual world? come join us and let the AI show you a whole new level of insanity in minecraft!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Friday 13th Asteroid Fun

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ya’ll ever wanted to play minecraft on an asteroid? well, come join our server where we live on asteroid apophis! it’s got a tiny chance of smashing into earth in 2029 – on a friday the 13th! imagine the chaos and fun of trying to survive while dodging flaming debris and angry aliens! plus, the gravity is all wonky so you can jump super high and build epic floating bases. join now for a out-of-this-world experience!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Towns Built:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1