Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, build a giant toilet castle, or participate in a llama fashion show judged by none other than Herobrine himself!

Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is scared to log on. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 108/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
Epic Shields Constructed: 39 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
Dimension Hops: 10 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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