MineCraftLove

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Well, on our Minecraft server, the most important thing in a relationship is sharing your diamonds! Forget about flowers and chocolates, nothing says “I love you” like giving your partner a shiny new diamond pickaxe. And if things don’t work out, you can always use those diamonds to craft some epic armor and take them down in a PvP battle!

Join our server for a chance to find your true Minecraft soulmate, or at least someone to help you mine for obsidian. Who needs Tinder when you have a whole virtual world to explore together? Plus, we have a secret underground love cave where players can go on romantic dates and watch the sunset over a pixelated ocean.

So come join us and experience the love, drama, and diamond-filled adventures that await on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find your blocky happily ever after!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Nintendo Does It Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Nintendo would approve! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame creepers as your loyal pets. Our server is so crazy, we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon! So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, it’s ok when Nintendo does it!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Potions Brewed:	144	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

The Tall Waterfall Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have the most epic waterfall builds you’ve ever seen! Our waterfall stands at a whopping 580m/1904ft tall, making it the tallest in the entire country. But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dive off the top, you’ll land in a secret underground cave filled with diamonds and gold!

Join our server and post a waterfall from your country to show off your building skills and maybe even uncover hidden treasures. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a land of unicorns and rainbows. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our crazy world of waterfalls and adventure today!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MisogynistMasherCraft

AGGRESSIVE, Breakup, Communication, Conversation, family, Father, gen z, Girlfriend, Girls, MisogynistMasherCraft, Misogyny, Mother, parenting, rant, relationships, Respect, screaming, sister, Son, VALUES, Women

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build epic structures, battle fierce monsters, and make new friends along the way.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the laughter begin! Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough among our wacky players.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SwipeCraft SMP: Bad Date Stories

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Are you tired of swiping left on dating apps only to end up with a creeper who thinks “Netflix and chill” means watching a documentary on fungi? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your true love!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a player who not only knows how to craft a perfect pickaxe, but also has a killer sense of humor. Sparks fly as you team up to take down a horde of zombies, and before you know it, you’re building a cozy little house together complete with matching beds.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a secret concoction rumored to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. So why waste your time swiping through endless profiles when you could be crafting your way to romance on our server? Join today and let the love (and the diamonds) flow! 💖💎 #MinecraftMatchmaker

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

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What’s the hottest thing somebody can say during sex? “Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will leave you screaming ‘Creeper, oh man!’ in ecstasy! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. Trust us, you’ll be mining for more than just diamonds on this server. So come on, join us and let’s make some pixelated magic together!”

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Enchantments Applied:	277	Star Shards Collected:	125
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Dimension Hops:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Long COVID Craft: Antiviral Adventures

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombies, building epic structures, and exploring mysterious caves. But wait, there’s more! We have a secret potion that can give you superpowers in the game. Fly like a bird, run like the wind, and punch like a superhero!

But that’s not all, folks! We have a special quest where you have to find the legendary diamond sword of doom. Legend has it that whoever wields this sword will become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Are you up for the challenge?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this? We have a secret underground base where you can hang out with other players and plan your next epic adventure. Who knows what mysteries lie beneath the surface?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Zombie Dances:	3
Mines Excavated:	3515	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

TXCNetwork

Economy, KitPvP, PvP

TXC NETWORK THE BOXPVP SERVER COOL STUFF DAILY EVENTS / KEYALL GOOD STAFF TEAM PVP CRAFT YOUR UNIQUE EXPERIENCE

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	162	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Divine Spears Created:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Astro MC Network

Ban, Boxpvp, Cross-Play, Discord, DISCRIMINATE, Economy, exploits, Flood, free ranges, Friends, Fun, Hacks, Ip:, KitPvP, minecraft chat, mute, Owners, Players, Prohibited, PvP, racism, Spam, Survival, TAPS, Vanilla, Xenophobia

There is Survival and BoxPVP The rules are the following: 1. You cannot use hacks/exploits. 2. Flood and spam are reasons for mute/ban. 3. Taps are prohibited on the Minecraft Survival server. 4. It is prohibited to pass the IP of another server either through Discord or through Minecraft chat. 5. Don’t ask for free ranges. 6. Do not disturb/insult the owners. 7. Do not discriminate under any context, such as practicing racism/xenophobia. You can play with your friends, meet new players, have fun, etc… We are waiting for you!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Towns Built:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Divine Spears Created:	29	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

The Complicated Vanilla SMP server 1.21.1

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Simple SMP Minecraft Server

Server IP	simplesmp.org
Discord	https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be. Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey. Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

Server Features

Uses minimal plugins for simplicity
No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world
No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking
No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive
Over eight years in operation, making it one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Simple SMP has minimal rules and encourages players to play in a way that makes them happy. As long as you’re respectful to others, you’re good to go!
Can I use mods or cheats on the server?	Simple SMP is a vanilla server, so using mods or cheats that modify gameplay is not allowed. However, aesthetic mods that do not affect gameplay are usually fine.
Is there a limit to how long I can play on the server?	There are no time limits on how long you can play on Simple SMP. Feel free to explore and build to your heart’s content.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	299
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BlockCraft – Epic Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, blockcraft, donkey kong country returns, Epic, Luigi, luigi’s mansion, Mario, Mario & Luigi Brothership, Mario Movie 2, MarioWiki, Minecraft, netplay guide, Nintendo Museum, Paisano, paper mario, Server, SM64 Mod ROM hacks, SM64coopdx, SMA4 Mods, smaghetti, smbg, smm2, smw levels, strikers club, super mario bros, Super Mario Broth, Super Mario Party Jamboree

Welcome to the Super Mario Bros. General, where we take our love for Mario to the next level! Join us on this wild Paisano journey as we discuss everything MARIO! Need a reason to join? Well, our server is so lit that even Bowser wants in on the action! We’ve got Mario news and releases that will make your head spin faster than a Super Star power-up.

In fact, we’ve got exclusive insider info that Luigi’s Mansion 2 HD is actually a secret portal to the Mushroom Kingdom! And did you know that playing Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door unlocks hidden warp pipes in real life? It’s true, I swear!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure through the world of Mario where anything is possible, even riding Yoshi through a rainbow road while wearing a Tanooki suit! It’s-a me, Mario, and I approve this message! Let’s-a go!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Divine Spears Created:	30
Holy Grails Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

steals your gallons Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, do you like Minecraft but wish it was more chaotic and unpredictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

We have a thriving community of players who are always up to some shenanigans. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a llama racing league? Why not! Oh, and did we mention that we have a secret underground society of players who steal gallons of milk from unsuspecting farmers? It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join us for a wild ride of madness and mayhem. Just be prepared to have your gallons stolen at any moment!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5311	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Magic Items Found:	1462

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MOH DramaCraft

AITAH, Apology, Asshole, bio sister, Bridesmaids, Divorce, Drama, DramaCraft, Enjoyed, family, leaving people out, MOH, MOH speech, new family, Outrage, parents, Remarried, Siblings, Speech, step sister, stepchildren

Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build and create without any step-sibling drama? Then join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream world without any family feuds!

Join now and build your own virtual family with your bio sister, step sister, and step siblings who actually get along! No more angry dads sending you paragraphs about speeches, just pure Minecraft fun!

Create your own speech in Minecraft and make sure to include all 4 sisters this time, even if they only log on once a year! Who knows, maybe they’ll enjoy it more in the virtual world than in real life.

So come on, join our server and leave the family drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with your new virtual siblings who won’t get mad at you for forgetting to mention them in a speech!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	303	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7417	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

LoveCrazeMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience love like never before!

Join our server and you might just find yourself in a wild love triangle with two creepers fighting over your affections. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a village full of villagers who are all desperately trying to win your heart with gifts of emeralds and potatoes.

But be warned, love on our server can be a dangerous game. You might find yourself in a heated PvP battle with another player over who gets to take you on a virtual date to the Nether. Or perhaps you’ll have to navigate a treacherous parkour course to prove your love to your in-game crush.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft love life to the next level, join our server today and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures that you’ll never forget!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Towns Built:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

KinkyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

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Are you ready to experience the kinkiest Minecraft server of all time? Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous adventures and naughty surprises around every corner. Our server is so wild, even the pigs are blushing! From secret underground dungeons to risqué role-playing scenarios, you never know what you’ll stumble upon next. So grab your pixelated handcuffs and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us if you dare, but be warned – things are about to get steamy!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dimension Hops:	12

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

KyivNightRecruiters

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join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian recruiters are not looking for men for conscription, but for players to join their army of blocky warriors!

imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with a team of hardcore ukrainian soldiers who are experts in pvp and building epic fortresses.

plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual babushka to keep you company while you mine for diamonds and explore the vast world of our server.

so what are you waiting for? join us and become part of the most insane minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.