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Epic Rolling Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, action-packed, Adrenaline Rush, Adventure, dramatic, dynamic, edge of your seat, Energetic, Epic, EXCITEMENT, exhilarating., Fast-paced, Gripping, heart-pounding, INTENSE, Motion, pulse-pounding, Realms, ROLLING, SPEED, Suspenseful, Thrilling

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4018
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Buildings Constructed:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Yes, you heard me right, FLYING PIGS!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that every player gets their own personal pet dragon to ride into battle?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, mind-bending Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, once you enter this world, you’ll never want to leave.

Pizza Land Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, comfort food, cultural preferences, dining habits, fast casual dining, fast food, favorite foods, food culture, food popularity, food preferences, global food trends, international cuisine, international dishes, italian food, Land, pizza, pizza chains, pizza consumption, Pizza delivery, pizza restaurants, pizza toppings, popular food, Quest

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9045
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Holy Grails Found:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Buildings Constructed:	35
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Votes:	8571	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Bro, forget pizza, come join this Minecraft server where we have pizza blocks that you can mine and eat in-game!

You won’t find any boring old regular servers here, we have flying pigs that drop diamonds and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.

And get this, our PvP arena is shaped like a giant pizza slice, so you can battle it out while pretending to be a pepperoni.

Plus, our community is so lit that we have weekly pizza parties where we all gather around a virtual campfire and tell cheesy jokes.

So ditch the real world and come join us for a slice of the craziest Minecraft fun you’ve ever experienced!

Frosty Realm 1.20.4

#exciting, 1.20.4, Adventure, Beginner, celebration, christmas, family, FANTASY, Festive, frosty, Fun, Game, Gaming, Good Game, Granblue Fantasy: Relink, holiday, multiplayer, new, Realm, RPG, Seasonal, tradition, video game

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7477
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	835266	Magical Moments Shared:	6

Yo, forget Granblue Fantasy ReLink, join our Minecraft server for a Christmas like no other! We got snowball fights with creepers, Santa Claus riding a zombie pigman, and candy cane swords that shoot out fireworks! It’s like a winter wonderland on crack, bro. Plus, we have special holiday events where you can win prizes like enchanted diamond armor and a pet polar bear. So ditch that other game and come join the festive chaos on our server!

Zenless Zone Zero 1.20

/zzz/ OP pastebin., A Storm of Falling Stars, Advanced Bounty, Agent Combat Intel, Agent Record, Asaba Harumasa, Bangboo vs Ethereal, Before the Curtain Rises, character demo, Combat Footage Review, Data Bounty, En-Nah, Hoshimi Miyabi, newest trailer, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Routine Cleanup, special program, Special Visitor, Teaser, Upcoming Events, useful links, Version 1.4, Windchaser Harumasa, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zone

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2310
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Farms Harvested:	628
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Potions Brewed:	74
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of craziness! We got Agent Combat Intel, falling stars, and special visitors all up in this place. Plus, we got Windchaser Harumasa and En-Nah waiting for you to come play. Redeem those codes and claim your gifts, it’s like Christmas all year round on this server. Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and let’s get zany together! #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheCraziness

Webm Ruins Life 1.20.4

1.20.4, Adult Film Industry, blacked, Crime Scene, found dead, heartbreaking post, Home Invasion, Homicide, investigation, Life, murder, Porn Actress, ruined, ruins, shocking news, social media, Sophia Leone, Tragedy, tragic event, us news, viral post, webm

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4486
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Yo, so like, imagine playing on a Minecraft server where you can build your own tribute to the fallen blacked porn actress found dead! Join now for a chance to create a pixelated memorial and pay your respects in the most bizarre way possible. It’s like, totally messed up but also kinda hilarious in a twisted way. Don’t miss out on this chance to be part of the weirdest virtual community ever!

Mystic Realm 1.20

Anime, Anime Community, anime fans, anticipation, binge watching, classic, comedy, COUR, fanbase, Final episode, gender bending, long-running series, Manga adaptation, Martial Arts, mystic, Ranma 1/2, Realm, release date, romance, Rumiko Takahashi, Sequel, waiting for next season

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2860
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Runes Activated:	8

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the final episode of your favorite show but on crack! Like, you’ll be mining diamonds one minute and then fighting off a horde of zombie pigs the next. It’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun! Plus, who needs to wait for the next cour when you can just jump into this server and have a blast right now? Trust me, you won’t regret it! Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness!

Zen Garden Oasis 1.20.4

1.20.4, Adventure, Asia, Cherry Blossoms, culture, experiences, fashion, favorite destination, garden, hot springs, Japan, MODERN, Mount Fuji, Oasis, shopping, sushi, Temples, tourism, Traditional, travel, Unique, vacation, white women, zen

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8359
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like Japan but for white women! Imagine building your own sushi restaurant while surrounded by kawaii pandas and samurais. Plus, the creepers here wear kimonos and the Ender Dragon is actually a geisha. It’s like a weeaboo’s dream come true, but with more blocks and less body pillows. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this crazy server!

Mystic Isles 1.20.1

1.20.1, 2.0 Plushie, 2024 Valentine’s Merch, acrylics, archives, Broken Promise merch, Clear folder, ENReco, Fan, HiRyS, Isles, Jet tag, JewelRyS, MerchRyS, Moment of my life Remix, mystic, OMOCAT Merch, Promise Mini series, SantaRys, shills, shithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwyNwiA5um8, Starter Merch, STREAM TwiLight, Voicepacks, WatchRyS

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6941
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Alien Abductions:	3
Enchantments Applied:	279	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Dimension Hops:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magic Items Found:	8518	Love Letters Sent:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like a mix of Santa’s workshop and a jewel heist, but in Minecraft! Join for the broken promises merch, the promise mini series, and the ENReco jet tag – it’s like flying through a rainbow of merch madness! Plus, they got fan merch, clear folders, and starter goods that’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t even get me started on the 2024 Valentines merch – it’s like Cupid went on a shopping spree in the Nether. So grab your plushies, acrylics, and voicepacks, and join this server for a wild ride that’ll make you question reality more than a glitched Enderman. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a cheeb or a numberfag, then you better run before the gyates get ya!

Miyamoto’s Hardcore Minecraft Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, average user, Casual Gaming, Difficulty, game accessibility, game design, game development, game difficulty, gaming industry, Grandma, GRANDPA, Hardcore, hardcore gamers, Mario series, Minecraft, Miyamoto, Miyamotos, Nintendo, pick up and play, player experience, regret, Server, Shigeru Miyamoto, super mario sunshine

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4161
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Alien Abductions:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	220
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the same regret Miyamoto felt when he made Mario Sunshine too hard for hardcore gamers. We want everyone, even grandma and grandpa who haven’t played in 10+ years, to join and be utterly confused by the chaos and madness that awaits. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a glitchy nightmare – you won’t know what hit you! So come on, dive into the insanity and regret nothing (except maybe your sanity).

“Lost Realms: Chronicles” 1.21.4

1.21.4, Biological, Caring, children, Chronicles, city, climate, Conquest, forgiving, Heart, History, Infrastructure, integrated, inventions, Lost, MONEY, Nations, people, Realms, Religion, Resources, shitskin, society, Western, white race

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5773
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Farms Harvested:	862
Alien Abductions:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	173
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Crops Grown:	2683
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of epic proportions! Forget about the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only threat is creepers blowing up your creations. Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and have fun without worrying about shitskins ruining the experience.

With a community of like-minded players who understand the importance of keeping our virtual world pure and white, you can rest assured that your creations will be safe from any unwanted influences. Plus, our server is filled with amazing builds, exciting challenges, and endless possibilities for you to unleash your creativity.

So why wait? Join us now and experience a world where the only color that matters is the one you choose for your pixelated skin. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and show off your skills to your fellow players. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!

DiscoveryCraft

#youtube, Beginner, Content Creator, creativity, digital age, discovery, DiscoveryCraft, Entertainment, First Video, internet, Memories, Nostalgia, online platform, Personal, Self-expression, sharing, social media, storytelling, Technology, video creation, vlog

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3636
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	25
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is like a trippy acid trip mixed with a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow!

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure filled with crazy builds, insane challenges, and a community of players who are just as nutty as you are. Trust me, once you step foot in this pixelated wonderland, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Click that link and prepare to have your mind blown! 🌈🌀🚀 #MinecraftMadness

Epic Horizon Minecraft Server

big, COLOSSAL, considerable, Dimensions, enormous, Epic, Excessive, Extensive, Gigantic, HORIZON, HUGE, Immense, Large, Limit, Massive, Minecraft, oversized, scale, Server, SIZE, substantial, too much, vast

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2021
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out how big is too big! We’ve got giant blocks, massive structures, and endless possibilities for you to explore. Get lost in a world where everything is oversized and nothing is off limits. Why settle for small when you can go big or go home? Join now and see if you can handle the epic scale of our server. Don’t be a square, come join the fun!

Casualty Crew Minecraft SMP

Accidents, Adrenaline, bets, BETTING, car casualties, casualty, Competition, crashes, CREW, drivers, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, f1, Formula 1, gambling, Grand Prix, high risk, Minecraft, motorsport, predictions, Race Team, Racing, smp, sports, Teams

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6494
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t grief too much, but who’s counting?).

We’ve got players who can build entire cities in a day, players who can tame dragons and ride them into battle, and players who have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

Join now and place your bets on who will be the next player to accidentally blow up their own house with TNT, or who will be the first to tame a herd of wild llamas and ride them into the sunset. The possibilities are endless on our server, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CringeCraft

awkward, blunder, cringe-worthy, CringeCraft, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing anecdote, embarrassing confession, embarrassing experience, embarrassing faux pas, embarrassing incident, embarrassing mishap, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing situation, embarrassing story, funny, Humiliating, Memory, mistake, mortifying, Regrettable, shameful

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7591
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Void Armor Forged:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Buildings Constructed:	43
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Remember that time you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class? Well, forget about that because on our Minecraft server, you can create epic builds and battle it out with other players to become the ultimate ruler of the land! Join us and make new memories that will make your old embarrassing ones seem like a walk in the park. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can strike it rich and become the wealthiest player around. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave your embarrassing memories in the dust!

PangolinPillageCraft

#authorities, arrest, Endangered species, illegal wildlife trade, Major, Nigeria, Nigerian, Nigerian authorities, Over 2 Tons, Pangolin, Pangolin Protection, Pangolin Scales, Pangolin Trafficking, PangolinPillageCraft, Seize, Seizure, SUSPECT, Trafficking Suspect, wildlife, wildlife conservation, wildlife trafficking

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8844
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Gods Slained:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

come join our minecraft server where we have more excitement than nigerian authorities seizing pangolin scales! we got so much fun, you’ll be arrested for trafficking in good times! build your own pangolin sanctuary and protect those cute little guys from the evil poachers. but watch out, there’s a major suspect on the loose trying to steal all the pangolins for himself. team up with other players to take him down and save the day! join now for a wild adventure like no other!

Players:	100/300	Votes:	4962
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88