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Spice Orc’s Fauna Minecraft Server

Absurdity, BIZARRE, chair, confusion, disbelief, FANTASY, Fauna, fictional creatures, funny, Happening, humor, meme, Minecraft, odd, Orc, orcs, Server, Spice, strange, surreal, toilet humor, unexpected, WTF

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9332
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is so wild even the chair spice orc is getting in on the action! Join us for a chance to witness crazy antics like Fauna getting straight up owned by a chair spice orc. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you on our server! Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience.

Effortlessly Cool Minecraft SMP

Casual, chic, Contemporary, Cool, Cool vibes, easy-going, effortless style, Effortlessly, Effortlessly cool, fashion, Fashionable, Hip, laid back, Minecraft, MODERN, Relaxed, smp, SOPHISTICATED, Style, stylish, trendy, trendy fashion, trendy looks, Urban

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5702
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Potions Brewed:	144
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	6308

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so cool, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Rumor has it, he’s tired of being a solo boss and is looking for some new friends to raid villages with.

2. We have the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Our players have mastered the art of combat to the point where they can take down a horde of creepers with just a wooden sword and a carrot.

3. Our community is so tight-knit, we practically have our own secret language. If you join, you’ll have to learn how to communicate using only Minecraft emojis and animal noises. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

4. We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds we’ve mined. It’s like a Minecraft version of Fort Knox, except instead of gold bars, we have stacks on stacks of enchanted armor and weapons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our effortlessly cool Minecraft SMP and become part of the most outrageous adventure of your life!

Lightning’s Minecraft Server – Epic Fail!

Analysis, Backlash, character design, Character development, criticism, Epic, Expectations, Fail, Failure, fan reception, Female lead, Final Fantasy, gaming industry, iconic, Legacy, Lightning, Lightnings, Marketing, Minecraft, Protagonist, RPG, Server, Square Enix, storytelling, video games

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	887
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Votes:	8648	Villages Defended:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Star Shards Collected:	250	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	61
Mines Excavated:	1536	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Final Fantasy games with their serious storylines and emo protagonists? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, epic battles with giant spiders, and a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of awesomeness!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most insane mini-games you’ve ever seen. From parkour challenges that will make you question your sanity to spleef tournaments where the ground literally disappears beneath your feet, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that Lightning failed as the new face of Final Fantasy because she couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server. So don’t make the same mistake as Lightning – join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Snowy Motor SP Ort – Minecraft SMP

long tail tags, Minecraft, Month, Motor, Motor sport, Ort.., ova, pastebin, Previous thread, Races, smp, snow edition, Snowy, Spreadsheet, Times, watch

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6834
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Emeralds Found:	9131
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Runes Activated:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to spice things up with some crazy races and wacky adventures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for a month of non-stop fun and chaos as we race through crazy obstacle courses, battle epic bosses, and uncover hidden treasures. But be warned, things can get a little wild on our server.

From riding pigs into battle to building giant statues of our favorite memes, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP. And with a spreadsheet to keep track of all the shenanigans, you’ll never miss out on the action.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. So buckle up, buttercup, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

RITEGRIEF Minecraft server

administration, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, banner, Cases, Cheap, donation, GIF, Good, Jobs, Minecraft, Play, Players, RITEGRIEF, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7645
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Animals Bred:	90
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Reasons to play with us:1. We have good players and administration

2. Anarchy with survival

3. Cheap donation

mc.ritegrief.pw

Single Payer Minecraft Server

government healthcare, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare administration, healthcare benefits, healthcare costs, healthcare coverage, healthcare debate, healthcare for all, healthcare funding, healthcare legislation, healthcare management, healthcare options, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare services, healthcare system, Minecraft, payer, public healthcare, Server, single, single payer system, universal healthcare

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5542
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Star Shards Collected:	137
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and regulations? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the one and only Steve as our single payer system! That’s right, Steve himself will be in charge of all your healthcare needs in the game. Need a bandage for that creeper explosion? Steve’s got you covered. Want a potion of healing after a tough battle with the Ender Dragon? Steve’s got your back.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will randomly appear and challenge players to epic dance battles. If you can out-dance Herobrine, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword and bragging rights for life.

And if you’re feeling a bit peckish, head on over to our enchanted food court where you can feast on golden apples, enchanted pork chops, and even a slice of cake that gives you super speed for 10 minutes.

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Steve and Herobrine are waiting for you to join in on the fun.

Alien Byte’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, Alien, AlienByte, Blockchain, Bytes, cryptocurrency, decentralized, decentralized finance, digital asset, early adopter, finance, high reward potential, high risk, Investment, limited supply, long-term growth, low market cap, Minecraft, potential gains, smp, Speculative, speculative investment, Technology, TOKEN, volatile market

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3585
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins hoard all the power? Well, look no further because our server is run by a dev who only holds 1.04% of the tokens! That’s right, you can join our wacky world where the players actually have a say in what goes down.

But you better act fast before we take off into the stratosphere! Rumor has it that our server is actually a spaceship in disguise, and once we reach a certain number of players, we’re blasting off to explore the galaxy. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await us out there?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s out of this world (literally), come join us before it’s too late. And remember, don’t say we didn’t warn ya about missing out on the ride of a lifetime!

Zenless Zone Zero – Minecraft Server

A Storm of Falling Stars, Agent Combat Intel, Agent Record, Asaba Harumasa, Astra Yao, character demo, Drawpile, evelyn, Friends, Gacha sim, Hoshimi Miyabi, Minecraft, newest trailer, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, special program, Teaser, Upcoming Events, useful links, Version 1.4, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zone

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2256
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Towns Built:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build castles and mine for diamonds here, oh no. Our server is a wild ride from start to finish, with events that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us for our special program, “A Storm of Falling Stars”, where you’ll be able to ride on shooting stars and battle mobs in the sky. Want to know more about our agents? We’ve got Agent Combat Intel reports on Hoshimi Miyabi and Asaba Harumasa that will leave you questioning reality.

But wait, there’s more! Redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT and HARUMASAFREE will give you exclusive in-game items that will make your friends jealous. And don’t forget to check out our resources and useful links, because we’ve got everything from drawpiles to gacha simulators.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Frosty Miner Minecraft SMP

90s action, Action Movie, action-packed, Adrenaline-pumping, biker gang, Brian Bosworth, cult classic, explosive, forgotten gem, frosty, hidden treasure, INTENSE, long lost gem, Masterpiece, Minecraft, miner, must watch, Overlooked, Perfection, smp, stone cold, Thrilling, underrated film, where was this

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1463
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Emeralds Found:	7850	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like an action movie come to life! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining some diamonds when suddenly a horde of creepers come charging at you. But don’t worry, because our server has a secret weapon – flying pigs armed with laser beams! Yes, you heard that right. Join our server and witness the epic battle between players and flying pig armies. Who will come out victorious? Only one way to find out! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the adrenaline-pumping, heart-stopping action of our Minecraft SMP!

The lock

Adventure, Bedwars, compete, crops, Custom Features, custom fishing, Economy, Enchantments, Endless fun, Explore, Kingdoms, Lukki Wars, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mini Games, mobs, Nameplates, PvE, PvP, Seasons, Server, Survival, Thrive

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5876
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	1015	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dimension Hops:	10

Welcome to our Lukki, where survival meets adventure! Experience realistic seasons, custom fishing, crops, enchantments, and nameplates. Level up with MCMMO, battle leveled mobs in a non-PvP world, or join epic Lukki Wars with up to 16 players! Kingdoms vs Kingdoms and mini-games are coming soon. Explore, compete, and thrive in a world full of custom features and endless fun!

mc.lukki.fun:27500

Ad Mistake Minecraft Server

Ad based revenue, brainrot, Content Creation, DOCTORS, flood of content, high investment, high reward, horse shit, human history, incentive, informative content, Janitors, little investment, low reward, massive flood, Mechanics, Minecraft, mistake, modest reward, monetarily incentivizes, Quality Content, Server, time wasting

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5470
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	18
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a pogo stick? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a chance to escape the madness of ad-based revenue and dive into a world where creativity and chaos reign supreme. Our server is like a virtual circus, with more twists and turns than a roller coaster made of spaghetti.

Forget about the real world and immerse yourself in a realm where the only limit is your imagination. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, or ride a pig into battle – the choice is yours!

And the best part? We have a secret potion that turns every player into a dancing chicken for 24 hours. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken breakdancing in diamond armor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs ad revenue when you have flying pigs and disco chickens?

I Trolled Tomatoes Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, tomatoes, Trolled

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4123
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	29	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Welcome to MILFs, the Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner cougar! Our server is filled with luscious landscapes, tantalizing treasures, and of course, plenty of mature players ready to show you the ropes.

Join us if you’re tired of boring old servers and want to spice things up with some hot mamas who know how to game. Our community is full of strong, independent players who aren’t afraid to take charge and lead the way to victory.

But be warned, things can get a little wild on MILFs. Rumor has it there’s a secret underground club where players gather to dance the night away and share scandalous stories. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hunt that leads to a hidden stash of diamonds guarded by a pack of wild cougars.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner milf and join a server that’s anything but ordinary, come on over to MILFs. Just be prepared for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve experienced before!

SkyCity-Citybuild.de

Bedwars, building, Cities, City Build, collaboration, Collaborative, creativity, Economy, futuristic, idyllic, landscapes, Massive, Medieval, metropolis, Minecraft, Projects, PvE, PvP, Server, Skyblock, SkyCity, Skywars, Structures, Survival, teamwork, Village

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3457
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	257	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft City Build Server!

Here you can let your creativity run wild and create the most impressive cities and landscapes with other players. Be it a futuristic metropolis, a medieval city or an idyllic village – everything is possible!

What awaits you on our server?

Collaborative Building: Collaborate with other players to create massive cities, landscapes, and monumental structures. Different building areas: Choose your own building plot or work in a team to realize large-scale projects.

Your SkyCity team

SkyCity-Citybuild.de

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

assertive, Bants, blocky, bold, brazen, challenge, command, compliance, Daring, Demand, explicit, expose, follow orders, Minecraft, obedience, Provocative, provocative statement, push boundaries, Reveal, RISQUE, Server, Suggestive, titties, whip out

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2634
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Potions Brewed:	165	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, if I told you to whip out your titties, you’d have to do it! That’s right, we’ve got crazy challenges and dares that will keep you on your toes (or should I say, on your tits). Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of nudity. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and show us what you’ve got (literally)!

The Space Cadet Minecraft SMP

Cadet, Minecraft, smp, Space

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6586
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience – Dawn of 2000s! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of time-traveling llamas who accidentally got stuck in the year 2000 and decided to start a Minecraft server. Don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once you get to know them.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasures from the future. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? We got you covered.

3. Our community events include epic dance parties where everyone has to wear early 2000s fashion. Get ready to break out those cargo pants and frosted tips!

4. The server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, it’s pogs. That’s right, we’re bringing back the classic game of pogs and using them to trade for goods and services.

So what are you waiting for? Join Dawn of 2000s today and experience the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

Players:	96/700	Votes:	8730
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dimension Hops:	11
Ores Mined:	5813	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4