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Pull ’em up and buckle up, fellas Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8682
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they were crowned the king of the land. How, you may ask? By pulling up their virtual pants and buckling up for the ride of their life! It’s a wild world out there, and only the bravest and most stylish players can survive.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your trusty steed. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to be crowned the king of Minecraft! Just remember to pull ’em up and buckle up, because things are about to get crazy.

Every Guy I Meet On The Internet Wants To Date Me Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3160
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of being constantly hit on while trying to play Minecraft? Join our SMP where the only attention you’ll be getting is from creepers trying to blow you up! No more awkward conversations or unwanted advances, just good old-fashioned block building and survival. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so intense that even Endermen are scared to teleport near it. So come join us and finally enjoy some peace and quiet while you craft your way to victory!

Blocky Fun Times Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4563
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can unleash your inner chaos and let loose your wildest fantasies!

We have a special event where players can dress up as their favorite historical figures and reenact epic battles. Want to be Julius Caesar fighting against a horde of zombies? Or maybe Cleopatra taking on a dragon? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and traps. Can you navigate through the maze and claim the ultimate prize? Or will you fall victim to the deadly booby traps set by our mischievous admins?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a world like no other. Just remember to leave your sanity at the door!

The Hotel General Minecraft SMP #2390

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4143
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ores Mined:	5037
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Welcome to the Helluva Hotel General #O Peacock King edition! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further, because our server is straight out of Hell! Literally.

Join us in the land of demons and princesses as we try to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in our kingdom. We even have a hotel where patients can “check out” into Heaven. And if that’s not enough, we also have a small assassin business run by a classic demon Imp and his ragtag team. Who knew Hell could be so entrepreneurial?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the creator’s YouTube channel is full of craziness. And if you’re feeling adventurous, check out our fanfic recordings and fics – they’re hotter than Hell itself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us in the madness of Helluva Hotel General #O Peacock King edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for some demonically good times!

Spice Orc’s Fauna Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2026
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is so wild even the chair spice orc is getting in on the action! Join us for a chance to witness crazy antics like Fauna getting straight up owned by a chair spice orc. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you on our server! Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience.

Effortlessly Cool Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2986
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so cool, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Rumor has it, he’s tired of being a solo boss and is looking for some new friends to raid villages with.

2. We have the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Our players have mastered the art of combat to the point where they can take down a horde of creepers with just a wooden sword and a carrot.

3. Our community is so tight-knit, we practically have our own secret language. If you join, you’ll have to learn how to communicate using only Minecraft emojis and animal noises. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

4. We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds we’ve mined. It’s like a Minecraft version of Fort Knox, except instead of gold bars, we have stacks on stacks of enchanted armor and weapons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our effortlessly cool Minecraft SMP and become part of the most outrageous adventure of your life!

Lightning’s Minecraft Server – Epic Fail!

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5450
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Buildings Constructed:	46
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	170	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Are you tired of boring old Final Fantasy games with their serious storylines and emo protagonists? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, epic battles with giant spiders, and a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of awesomeness!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most insane mini-games you’ve ever seen. From parkour challenges that will make you question your sanity to spleef tournaments where the ground literally disappears beneath your feet, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that Lightning failed as the new face of Final Fantasy because she couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server. So don’t make the same mistake as Lightning – join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Snowy Motor SP Ort – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8190
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to spice things up with some crazy races and wacky adventures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for a month of non-stop fun and chaos as we race through crazy obstacle courses, battle epic bosses, and uncover hidden treasures. But be warned, things can get a little wild on our server.

From riding pigs into battle to building giant statues of our favorite memes, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP. And with a spreadsheet to keep track of all the shenanigans, you’ll never miss out on the action.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. So buckle up, buttercup, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

RITEGRIEF Minecraft server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6095
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Void Gems Collected:	22	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	315
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mines Excavated:	3091

Reasons to play with us:1. We have good players and administration

2. Anarchy with survival

3. Cheap donation

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Single Payer Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	529
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	7502
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and regulations? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the one and only Steve as our single payer system! That’s right, Steve himself will be in charge of all your healthcare needs in the game. Need a bandage for that creeper explosion? Steve’s got you covered. Want a potion of healing after a tough battle with the Ender Dragon? Steve’s got your back.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will randomly appear and challenge players to epic dance battles. If you can out-dance Herobrine, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword and bragging rights for life.

And if you’re feeling a bit peckish, head on over to our enchanted food court where you can feast on golden apples, enchanted pork chops, and even a slice of cake that gives you super speed for 10 minutes.

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Steve and Herobrine are waiting for you to join in on the fun.

Alien Byte’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2355
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins hoard all the power? Well, look no further because our server is run by a dev who only holds 1.04% of the tokens! That’s right, you can join our wacky world where the players actually have a say in what goes down.

But you better act fast before we take off into the stratosphere! Rumor has it that our server is actually a spaceship in disguise, and once we reach a certain number of players, we’re blasting off to explore the galaxy. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await us out there?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s out of this world (literally), come join us before it’s too late. And remember, don’t say we didn’t warn ya about missing out on the ride of a lifetime!

Zenless Zone Zero – Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	142
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Falling into the Void:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build castles and mine for diamonds here, oh no. Our server is a wild ride from start to finish, with events that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us for our special program, “A Storm of Falling Stars”, where you’ll be able to ride on shooting stars and battle mobs in the sky. Want to know more about our agents? We’ve got Agent Combat Intel reports on Hoshimi Miyabi and Asaba Harumasa that will leave you questioning reality.

But wait, there’s more! Redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT and HARUMASAFREE will give you exclusive in-game items that will make your friends jealous. And don’t forget to check out our resources and useful links, because we’ve got everything from drawpiles to gacha simulators.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Frosty Miner Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1157
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Dimension Hops:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like an action movie come to life! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining some diamonds when suddenly a horde of creepers come charging at you. But don’t worry, because our server has a secret weapon – flying pigs armed with laser beams! Yes, you heard that right. Join our server and witness the epic battle between players and flying pig armies. Who will come out victorious? Only one way to find out! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the adrenaline-pumping, heart-stopping action of our Minecraft SMP!

The lock

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6609
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1

Welcome to our Lukki, where survival meets adventure! Experience realistic seasons, custom fishing, crops, enchantments, and nameplates. Level up with MCMMO, battle leveled mobs in a non-PvP world, or join epic Lukki Wars with up to 16 players! Kingdoms vs Kingdoms and mini-games are coming soon. Explore, compete, and thrive in a world full of custom features and endless fun!

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Ad Mistake Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1144
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Divine Spears Created:	30	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a pogo stick? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a chance to escape the madness of ad-based revenue and dive into a world where creativity and chaos reign supreme. Our server is like a virtual circus, with more twists and turns than a roller coaster made of spaghetti.

Forget about the real world and immerse yourself in a realm where the only limit is your imagination. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, or ride a pig into battle – the choice is yours!

And the best part? We have a secret potion that turns every player into a dancing chicken for 24 hours. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken breakdancing in diamond armor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs ad revenue when you have flying pigs and disco chickens?

Players:	103/300	Votes:	7011
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4778	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Dragons Tamed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Endless Night Skies:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2