A free minecraft server from Uzbek boy. Maintain mutual respect throughout the game. Your things born of death will not be lost.
Create, Build, Enjoy!
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Russian schoolteachers are quitting their jobs just to play here! That’s right, over 190,000 of them ditched their boring classrooms to join our epic adventures and build the craziest pixel art you’ve ever seen!
So, why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, while being serenaded by a chorus of singing creepers? Only on our server, my friend. Only on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your inner blockhead run wild!
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Well, on this server, we’re all about fighting back against the noise pollution caused by those pesky cruise ships. Join us and help us take down those noisy vessels with our epic Minecraft skills. We’ll build giant speakers to drown out their music, or maybe even summon a giant snowstorm to scare them away.
Plus, we’ll have epic battles on icebergs, race polar bears, and maybe even discover a secret underground ice palace. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await on this server? So come join us and let’s show those cruise ships who’s boss!
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Potions Brewed: | 118 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Our server is home to a group of flat Earth believers who are convinced that Minecraft is actually a simulation created by ancient aliens. Join us as we embark on quests to uncover the truth behind this conspiracy theory and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way.
But that’s not all! Our server is also haunted by a group of mischievous ghosts who love to prank unsuspecting players. From disappearing blocks to spooky noises in the night, you never know what kind of supernatural shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch your back for flat Earth believers and ghostly ghouls lurking around every corner!
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Reasons to join our server: – Escape from family drama like this player did with their hyphenated last name saga – Build your own world where you can choose your own name and identity – No lectures or therapy sessions here, just pure Minecraft madness – Be the ruler of your own kingdom and show your family who’s boss (in the virtual world, of course)
So come on down to our server and let’s create some epic memories together! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 40 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like a reality TV show on steroids, with drama, comedy, and suspense around every corner.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot, a pet dragon that you can ride into battle, and a hidden treasure chest that only the bravest adventurers can find. And rumor has it, there’s a portal to the Nether that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena.
So why waste your time on boring old Reddit when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies on our insane SMP? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your virtual life!
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 2116 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret society of time-traveling chickens who will guide you on epic quests through different eras of Minecraft history. Ride a T-Rex in the prehistoric era, build a castle in medieval times, or even blast off to the future and battle robot zombies!
So if you want to experience the most mind-bending, time-traveling, future-predicting Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 27 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Corsaire is a geopolitical Towny server set during the Golden Age of Piracy, featuring a custom 1:100 Caribbean map. The server revolves around trading, conflict, worldbuilding, and more. Players can run their own towns and nations, form militaries, and become dominant powers.
Warships: Construct fully functional ships, whether it’s a brigantine, carrack, or an enormous galleon. Ships can move, fire, and sink, allowing you to control the seas!
Wars: Rise to power by creating conflict and declaring war on other nations. Invade with warships, artillery, and your army.
Player-driven economy: Players control the economy. Create your own markets, trade with others, and become an economic powerhouse.
Towns and nations: Build towns, develop infrastructure, and collaborate with others to form a nation. Fortify your defenses against enemies.
Unique combat: Whether you prefer building, sword fighting, or gun-based combat, all playstyles are effective. Team up and choose your combat style.
IP: Play.corsairemc.com Website: https://www.corsairemc.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/corsaire-1142554818578231306
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Thanks to Rodrigu7en for the wonderful screenshots above ❤️
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 28 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a secret underground base, you’ll uncover a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that kind of madness?
So come on and join us on our server, where the only rush hour traffic you’ll have to deal with is the stampede of players trying to snag the best building spots. Trust us, it’s worth it for the sheer hilarity of it all.
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 19 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly, a group of sneaky players launch a surprise attack on you with an army of llamas armed with diamond swords! But fear not, because on our server, you can form alliances with other players and create your own llama army to fight back!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their advanced redstone technology. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their tyranny?
So come join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most epic and hilarious battles you’ve ever seen! Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a chicken uprising led by a deranged cow!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 15 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 4721 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
