A free minecraft server from Uzbek boy. Maintain mutual respect throughout the game. Your things born of death will not be lost.
Create, Build, Enjoy!
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Picture this: you’re walking through the virtual streets of our server when suddenly, a mysterious equation appears on your screen. Can you solve it in time to catch the criminal? Only the most mathematically inclined players will survive in this thrilling world of numbers and puzzles.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground math club where players gather to discuss the latest theories in geometry and algebra. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational AND fun?
So if you’re ready to put your math skills to the test and become the ultimate detective, join our server today! Just remember, on this server, the only thing more dangerous than a creeper is a tricky trigonometry problem.
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 79 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Our server is so inclusive that even the creepers are respectful of personal boundaries. No need to cover up in 40-degree heat here, unless you want to protect yourself from the scorching sun!
Join us and experience a virtual world where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or harassment. Plus, if you happen to glow like the Cullens, we’ll celebrate your uniqueness instead of making inappropriate comments.
So come on over to our server and leave the drama behind. Build your dream world and make friends with fellow players who appreciate you for who you are. And remember, in our Minecraft world, everyone is a winner – no need to worry about being the asshole!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Picture this: you and your partner in crime building a giant chicken statue that shoots out fireworks every time you press a button. Or maybe you’ll embark on a quest to find the rarest diamond in the land, only to discover it’s been hidden inside a giant cake all along!
But that’s not all – our SMP is full of surprises, like random zombie dance parties and secret underground lairs filled with treasure. Plus, rumor has it that if you and your partner can defeat the Ender Dragon together, you’ll unlock the power to fly on giant rainbow unicorns!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, adventures, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in blocks!
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). Our server is so addictive, it should come with a warning label – “Caution: may cause extreme levels of fun and creativity!”
We have secret underground bases, epic battles against giant chickens, and even a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (shh, don’t tell anyone). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knew playing Minecraft could be this exhilarating (and legal)?
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 41 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4407 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
we got players building giant statues of beer bottles and vodka shots, and some even make secret underground drug labs. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft creativity!
join now and be part of the madness, cuz on dis server, anything goes! just be ready for some wild and crazy adventures with our antisocial, substance-abusing players. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 3109 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Get ready for the ultimate minecraft adventure! Want to survive and explore dark caves, or are you feeling creative and want to test your building skills on the creative plots?
Join now!!
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or take a swim in our lava-filled swimming pool (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant swimwear available for purchase in our virtual gift shop).
Looking for a challenge? Test your skills in our “Parkour of Doom” course, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of exploding chickens and slippery ice blocks. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower,” where mischievous players can prank unsuspecting victims with traps, tricks, and TNT explosions. Just be prepared for some retaliation!
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be worth it for the laughs).
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll not only improve your mental health but also gain access to exclusive in-game perks like flying unicorns, diamond armor that makes you invincible, and a secret portal to a realm filled with endless diamonds. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft SMP like ours?
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and show the world that you have the will to live…and dominate the Minecraft universe like the boss you are!
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 50 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
We have crazy events like “Spaghetti Sauce Scavenger Hunt” where you can win amazing prizes like iPads (that you actually want)! And if your boyfriend tries to buy you one without your consent, just cancel the order and come play on our server instead!
Join now for a drama-free, fun-filled Minecraft experience! Who needs a mean boyfriend when you can have a supportive Minecraft community by your side?
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 38 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Join us on our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot fireballs, mining for diamonds in a sea of lava, and building a castle so magnificent that even the Ender Dragon would be jealous. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself has been spotted trying to join the fun!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with rare loot, PvP battles that will test your skills against the toughest players, and even a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 65 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
