Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the real drama is trying to figure out why Asian girls are better programmers than YT girls. It’s like God himself decided that chuds like us should only date Asians! So come join us for a wild ride filled with questionable dating advice and mind-boggling tech skills. Who knows, you might even find your perfect match while building the craziest redstone contraptions!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players: 102/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Whispering Caves Entered: 8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • BlockyBros Minecraft Server

    BlockyBros Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being oppressed by the global system of white supremacy? Do you want to fight back and reclaim your power? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and together we will build a virtual utopia where foundational black Americans reign supreme.

    On our server, you can unleash your creativity and build the most epic structures to show those white supremacists who’s boss. Need to blow off some steam? Take out your frustrations on some virtual zombies and skeletons – they’re basically stand-ins for the oppressive system we’re fighting against.

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground tunnels where you can plot your revolution, hidden treasure chests filled with resources to help you in your quest, and even a virtual army of allies ready to stand by your side. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let’s take down white supremacy, one block at a time!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Endermen Roleplay Party

    Minecraft SMP – Endermen Roleplay Party
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where things get a little… spicy. Join us for some wild and wacky adventures in a world where anything goes – especially when it comes to ERP (Erotic Roleplay)!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of players in nothing but leather armor start dancing provocatively around you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground dungeon filled with… interesting activities.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gao, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that Gao will give you the power to control the weather, spawn in any item you desire, or even turn yourself into a giant chicken.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you explore a world of erotic roleplay, encounter mysterious creatures, and unleash your wildest fantasies all in one place? Come join us and see what kind of crazy shenanigans await you!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Dragonkin Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

    Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and a touch of insanity.

    Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a cosmic battle between ninjas and evil spirits. You’ll have to use all your Minecraft skills to survive and come out on top. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of crazy weapons and tools to help you along the way.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – we have a special character banner featuring Rappa, Imbibitor Lunae, Lynx, Xueyi, and Yukong. These characters are not your average Minecraft mobs – they’re fierce warriors ready to take on any challenge.

    But wait, there’s more! We also have light cone banners with Ninjutsu Inscription: Dazzling Evilbreaker and Brighter Than the Sun. These banners will give you the power to unleash devastating attacks on your enemies and dominate the battlefield.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • The PG Fans Ain’t Gonna Like This One – Minecraft SMP

    The PG Fans Ain’t Gonna Like This One – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play nice with others? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of your favorite food, and have epic battles with flying squids. Our server is home to the craziest players who will stop at nothing to prank, troll, and blow up everything in sight.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and lava waterfalls. Will you be brave enough to explore it and claim the treasures within?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. See you in the chaos, my fellow blockheads!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • ☝️🚫👇 MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE ❤️👉 /free (DONATE) Minecraft server

    ☝️🚫👇 MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE ❤️👉 /free (DONATE) Minecraft server

    Our Telegram https://t.me/sixmine

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Chudville Minecraft Server

    Chudville Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player? Do you want to join a server where being a chud is not only accepted but celebrated? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you chud enthusiasts out there.

    Join us and experience the thrill of digging through dirt and mud like a true chud. Build your chud empire and rule over the underground world with an iron fist (or a muddy hand, whatever works for you).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chud King, who will bestow upon you the title of Chud Prince(ss) if you prove yourself worthy. Rumor has it that the Chud King once defeated a dragon with nothing but a pickaxe and a dream.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embrace your inner chud. Who knows, you might just become the next Chud Champion of the Minecraft world!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Meme Nihilism Minecraft SMP – The End is Near

    Meme Nihilism Minecraft SMP – The End is Near
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, gold, and all the rarest items you can imagine. But shh, it’s a secret!

    2. Our server is guarded by a team of ninja villagers who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you.

    3. We have a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn for 24 hours. Who wouldn’t want to fly around the server on a majestic unicorn?

    4. Our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and dance. You’ll never be bored with our lively piggy friends around!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Elven Design Minecraft Server

    Elven Design Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of seeing those cringy Isekai character designs that just don’t do justice to real elves? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Our elves are so realistic, they’ll make Legolas himself jealous. Join us and immerse yourself in a world where elves actually look like elves, not some weird anime knock-offs. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where elves rule the land and you can live out your wildest fantasy of being a mystical forest creature. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to those embarrassing Isekai designs once and for all!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Fish Tank Live Minecraft SMP #425

    Fish Tank Live Minecraft SMP #425
    Are you ready to JET IT UP in the most epic Minecraft SMP ever?! Season 3 is coming on October 27th (tentative date) and you do not want to miss out on the craziness that is about to go down. Our latest episode is out now on YouTube and our website, featuring ridiculous shenanigans and epic builds that will blow your mind.

    Join us every Sunday for new episodes that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Watch here at https://www.fishtank.live or on our YouTube channel @fishtankislive. And don’t forget to check out our m3u playlist for some sick tunes to accompany your Minecraft adventures.

    Follow us on social media at https://x.com/fishtankislive and join our community on https://boards.fishnet.gg/ to connect with other players and share your own insane stories from the server. And if you want to relive the madness, check out our show archives at https://www.fishtank.live/archive and https://www.fishtank.live/clips.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos, build something epic, and join us on this wild ride that is sure to leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. See you in the game, and remember – JET IT UP!!!!!!!!!!! Edition/FTL/ News is the place to be for all your Minecraft SMP needs.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 22 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Noob Haven Minecraft Server

    Noob Haven Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so top secret, even the FBI can’t track it? Look no further, because our server is so stealthy, it doesn’t even show up in search results! Our custom operating system will have you feeling like a hacker extraordinaire as you navigate through our endless virtual worlds. Join us and become a master of disguise with trillions of names and aliases to choose from. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave (mainly because you won’t be able to find your way back)!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Caca Poopoo’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

    Caca Poopoo’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who goes by the name “No 5” and let’s just say, he’s had a rough time. He shat and now he has nothing to live for, but he’s determined to make the most out of his Minecraft experience. Join our server and witness the epic journey of No 5 as he navigates through the world, trying to find purpose once again. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own reason to keep on crafting and building in this crazy world. So come join us and see what adventures await on our server!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 4090 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Crafty Average American – AMA Minecraft Server

    Crafty Average American – AMA Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than skipping class to put stickers on signs! Our server is so lit, you’ll be changing into a trollface shirt and making out with your Minecraft girlfriend in no time. And don’t worry, we have plenty of cheap microwave dinners and condoms at our food pantry for you to snag while making fun of local pedophiles. Plus, we offer exclusive massages for all our players, just like the ones you’d post about on 4chan. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Kama Bla Minecraft SMP Bros

    Kama Bla Minecraft SMP Bros
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where even the unions are getting in on the action, protesting against the communist DEI hire. That’s right, things are getting so crazy even the mobs are joining in on the chaos. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of diamond theft. Who knows what will happen next on this insane server!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 New Chunks Explored: 895844

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • VANILLA SERVER WITH BUNES 1.19.3 + Minecraft server

    VANILLA SERVER WITH BUNES 1.19.3 + Minecraft server

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

    Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

    Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join us and see if you can find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with the most notorious Minecraft character of all time!

    And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even the Ender Dragon would struggle to complete it. Can you reach the top and claim the title of Parkour King?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Mines Excavated: 3341 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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