Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We’ve got animals getting frisky with women, and even Pokemon getting in on the action. Need a laugh? Just watch someone suck on a sloppy horse schlong – it’s a riot!

But the real question is, who do you think would be the best at blowing horses? We’ve got some real contenders in our server, let me tell you. And don’t worry, we keep it all in good fun – no real shit allowed or the mods will come in and delete the thread faster than you can say “horse schlong.”

So come join us for some outrageous adventures and insane stories – just don’t be like that dumbass who got the last thread nuked. Let’s keep the laughs coming and the good times rolling in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Ores Mined: 3343 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Crops Grown: 9809
Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30
Mines Excavated: 4521 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • The Seed

    The Seed

    The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 7
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Imagine Fun

    Imagine Fun

    Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 42 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Haunted Chests Opened: 10

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • DeathZone Network

    DeathZone Network

    3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 0 Epic Quests Completed: 14
    Alien Abductions: 5 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • OrchardCraft Survival

    OrchardCraft Survival

    OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Potions Brewed: 84
    Chimeras Created: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Rede Saint

    Rede Saint

    Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4420 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 93 Blood Moons Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • MineHeart

    MineHeart

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Zombie Dances: 9
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 289 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Fairytales

    Fairytales

    Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crops Grown: 5826 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 364
    Alien Abductions: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 13
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Void Gems Collected: 12
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 47 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Trollrace Network

    Trollrace Network

    Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25
    Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 20 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Divine Spears Created: 29

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • MCexp

    MCexp

    Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Star Shards Collected: 108
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Players Killed by Monsters: 825
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 2057 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Farms Harvested: 598
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22 Dragon Scales Harvested: 108

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 30
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 11

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Enchantments Applied: 147
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Magic Items Found: 1541

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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