Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We’ve got animals getting frisky with women, and even Pokemon getting in on the action. Need a laugh? Just watch someone suck on a sloppy horse schlong – it’s a riot!

But the real question is, who do you think would be the best at blowing horses? We’ve got some real contenders in our server, let me tell you. And don’t worry, we keep it all in good fun – no real shit allowed or the mods will come in and delete the thread faster than you can say “horse schlong.”

So come join us for some outrageous adventures and insane stories – just don’t be like that dumbass who got the last thread nuked. Let’s keep the laughs coming and the good times rolling in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 98/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12
Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
Phantom Rings Equipped: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
Gryphons Tamed: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • The Witch Chest

    The Witch Chest

    If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Towns Built: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • BILTU SMP

    BILTU SMP

    ⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 22
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • MeeTion Network

    MeeTion Network

    ———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Meteorites Collected: 0
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 81 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • KingSMP

    KingSMP

    Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 33 Lost Souls Rescued: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • SiriusMC

    SiriusMC

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 9
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Altitude Community

    Altitude Community

    Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Runes Activated: 8 Void Gems Collected: 31
    Star Shards Collected: 294 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • LusiadasCraft

    LusiadasCraft

    The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 23 Goblin Markets Raided: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • HoloCraft SEA

    HoloCraft SEA

    Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Crops Grown: 8216
    Magic Wands Crafted: 7 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Wilderness Tamed: 10

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Universal

    Universal

    Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 26
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • MineWave

    MineWave

    MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Emeralds Found: 9328 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 20
    Void Gems Collected: 13 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Star Shards Collected: 224 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • AnubisMC

    AnubisMC

    We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12 Magic Crystals Found: 13
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Animals Bred: 108
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Empire Minecraft

    Empire Minecraft

    Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • MineGen

    MineGen

    Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 81
    Crops Grown: 8254 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • MineLucky

    MineLucky

    MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 89 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 18 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 90

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server‘s unofficial mascot!

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  • PotterworldMC

    PotterworldMC

    Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Dimension Hops: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 21
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Mines Excavated: 4923
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 78

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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