Minecraft SMP: /wfaa/ – Women Farming Animals Adventure

Adventure, animal lovers, animal roleplay, Animals, bestiality, blowing horses, Erotic, explicit, FANTASY, fantasy creatures, Farming, fetish, Horse, kink, Minecraft, NSFW, pokemon, Roleplay, schlong, Sloppy, smp, taboo, wfaa, wfag, Women, women fucking animals

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We’ve got animals getting frisky with women, and even Pokemon getting in on the action. Need a laugh? Just watch someone suck on a sloppy horse schlong – it’s a riot!

But the real question is, who do you think would be the best at blowing horses? We’ve got some real contenders in our server, let me tell you. And don’t worry, we keep it all in good fun – no real shit allowed or the mods will come in and delete the thread faster than you can say “horse schlong.”

So come join us for some outrageous adventures and insane stories – just don’t be like that dumbass who got the last thread nuked. Let’s keep the laughs coming and the good times rolling in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Love Letters Sent:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Towns Built:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Star Shards Collected:	153
Gods Slained:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Animals Bred:	72
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Enchantments Applied:	265	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Zombie Dances:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Divine Spears Created:	25
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Potions Brewed:	56
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.