Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We’ve got animals getting frisky with women, and even Pokemon getting in on the action. Need a laugh? Just watch someone suck on a sloppy horse schlong – it’s a riot!

But the real question is, who do you think would be the best at blowing horses? We’ve got some real contenders in our server, let me tell you. And don’t worry, we keep it all in good fun – no real shit allowed or the mods will come in and delete the thread faster than you can say “horse schlong.”

So come join us for some outrageous adventures and insane stories – just don’t be like that dumbass who got the last thread nuked. Let’s keep the laughs coming and the good times rolling in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 102/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Living Statues Befriended: 0
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Blood Moons Survived: 2
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • LusiadasCraft

    LusiadasCraft

    The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 42
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 17

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • HoloCraft SEA

    HoloCraft SEA

    Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 113
    Love Letters Sent: 9 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Universal

    Universal

    Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 38 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Crops Grown: 4581 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • MineWave

    MineWave

    MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 63 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • AnubisMC

    AnubisMC

    We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Falling into the Void: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Magic Crystals Found: 11
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Empire Minecraft

    Empire Minecraft

    Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 28 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • MineGen

    MineGen

    Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Villages Defended: 15 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 64
    Void Armor Forged: 24 Mythical Swords Crafted: 78
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 56 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Dragon Eggs Found: 9772

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • MineLucky

    MineLucky

    MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5045 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 67 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • PotterworldMC

    PotterworldMC

    Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Chimeras Created: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • The Seed

    The Seed

    The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Void Gems Collected: 29
    Runes Activated: 0 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Imagine Fun

    Imagine Fun

    Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Towns Built: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • DeathZone Network

    DeathZone Network

    3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 7
    Buildings Constructed: 33 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • OrchardCraft Survival

    OrchardCraft Survival

    OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Rede Saint

    Rede Saint

    Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Emeralds Found: 1739
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Alien Abductions: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Void Armor Forged: 19

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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