Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We’ve got animals getting frisky with women, and even Pokemon getting in on the action. Need a laugh? Just watch someone suck on a sloppy horse schlong – it’s a riot!

But the real question is, who do you think would be the best at blowing horses? We’ve got some real contenders in our server, let me tell you. And don’t worry, we keep it all in good fun – no real shit allowed or the mods will come in and delete the thread faster than you can say “horse schlong.”

So come join us for some outrageous adventures and insane stories – just don’t be like that dumbass who got the last thread nuked. Let’s keep the laughs coming and the good times rolling in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
Runes Activated: 7 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
Crops Grown: 5203 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
Dragons Tamed: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • LuxCube

    LuxCube

    Welcome to LuxCube – Where Adventure Awaits!Dive into an extraordinary world where your Minecraft journey takes on new dimensions. Our server offers a diverse range of immersive gamemodes that will keep you hooked for hours on end.Gens: Immerse yourself in a world of tycoons, dungeons, and adventures. Build, mine, farm, and engage in mob-killing to conquer the economy. Customize your skills, battle foes, and embark on epic quests. Gens offers a unique combination of activities to satisfy every Minecraft enthusiast.Lifesteal: Unleash your combat prowess in thrilling battles where every hit counts. Steal life from your enemies and claim victory.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the lands. Will your kingdom reign supreme?Box: Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of PvP within a confined space. Battle to earn money, upgrade your gear, and engage in intense mining and grinding. In the confined quarters of the box, every decision counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion?With a thriving community, responsive staff, and regular events, LuxCube is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, there’s a place for you here.Join us today and embark on an epic journey like no other. The adventure starts here!”

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 14
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Dig up

    Dig up

    If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Villages Defended: 12
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Divine Spears Created: 14
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 15 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • AusTv

    AusTv

    A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • AKIOMC

    AKIOMC

    We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Crops Grown: 2807
    Epic Quests Completed: 30 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • TheaLater MC

    TheaLater MC

    If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Zombie Dances: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • GensFood

    GensFood

    GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 213 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • EcoSMP

    EcoSMP

    Discord Whitelist | Cross-Platform | Economy | Towns/Nations | In-Game Ranks | Player Shops | Custom Jobs | Free /Fly | Custom Items | Semi Vanilla | Discord Integration | Server Never ResetsJava IP: play.ecosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19132

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • The Witch Chest

    The Witch Chest

    If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Villages Defended: 9 Animals Bred: 176
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • BILTU SMP

    BILTU SMP

    ⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Animals Bred: 38
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • MeeTion Network

    MeeTion Network

    ———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 32 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Dimension Hops: 6 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Villages Defended: 15 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • KingSMP

    KingSMP

    Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 182
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 401
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 11

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • SiriusMC

    SiriusMC

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Haunted Chests Opened: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Altitude Community

    Altitude Community

    Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • LusiadasCraft

    LusiadasCraft

    The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 310
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • HoloCraft SEA

    HoloCraft SEA

    Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 29 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 65 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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