Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We’ve got animals getting frisky with women, and even Pokemon getting in on the action. Need a laugh? Just watch someone suck on a sloppy horse schlong – it’s a riot!

But the real question is, who do you think would be the best at blowing horses? We’ve got some real contenders in our server, let me tell you. And don’t worry, we keep it all in good fun – no real shit allowed or the mods will come in and delete the thread faster than you can say “horse schlong.”

So come join us for some outrageous adventures and insane stories – just don’t be like that dumbass who got the last thread nuked. Let’s keep the laughs coming and the good times rolling in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 109/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Astral Projections Made: 4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 49 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • MineHeart

    MineHeart

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 2310 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Buildings Constructed: 17
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 22 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Fairytales

    Fairytales

    Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Trollrace Network

    Trollrace Network

    Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • MCexp

    MCexp

    Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Divine Spears Created: 18
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7335 Meteorites Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Dragon Scales Harvested: 396
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Epic Shields Constructed: 36
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 20 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Void Gems Collected: 32
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Void Armor Forged: 12
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Divine Scrolls Written: 7 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Crops Grown: 5331

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 14
    Void Gems Collected: 26 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 232 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Ores Mined: 5300 Mythical Quests Completed: 35
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • From PokeBa

    From PokeBa

    Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 251 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • RealBox

    RealBox

    BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 18 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 76 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 11 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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